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since: 04-29-06, id: 522650
country: United States
Author has written 14 stories for Young Adult, Essay, Fantasy, Friendship, General, General, and Humor.

Some stuff you might like to know about me.

Name: Roberta Winslow

Age: 19 & 3/4

Occupation: Currently out of work to take care of my 2 wonderful babies: Gerard & Clementine.

1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Tongue
2. Be serious or be funny? I am ALWAYS serious.
3. Boxers or briefs? Boxers.
4. Whole or skim milk? Skim, skim, skim, baby.
5. Single or taken? Taken.
6. Simple or complicated? Simple and Clean.
7. Law or anarchy? Laws, all the way.
8. Flowers or angels? Both are very pretty.
9. Grey or gray? Grey.
10. Read or write? Write.
11. Color or black-and-white photos? Black and White.
12. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset.
13. M&M's or Skittles? Neither.
14. Go to bed late or wake up late? Both.
16. TV or Radio? Neither. Ipod.
17. Is it POP or SODA? Pop, like the song.
18. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe? X.
19. Leather purse or knit purse? Neither.
20. Eat an apple or an orange? Orange
21. What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken!
22. Hot or Cold? Hot.
23. Light or dark nail polish? Light.
24. Tall members of the opposite sex or short? Tall.
25. Sun or moon? Moon.
26. Emerald or ruby? Emerald.
27. Mt. Dew or Surge? Neither.
28. Left or right? Left.
29. 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 10 acquaintances, you have to make best friends, duh.
30. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Neither.
31. High or Drunk? Drunk.
32. Green beans or carrots? Neither.
33. Low fat or fat free? Neither.
34. What is your biggest fear in the world? Like I'm going to tell everybody in the world...
35. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? Gold.
36. Kids or no kids? Kids. 2
37. Cat or dog? Cat.
38. Half empty or half full? Why don't we just fill the cup up all the way and settle this then?
39. Mustard or ketchup? Mustard.
40. Hard cover books or soft cover books? Soft, they look prettier and you can carry them around.
41. Newspaper or magazine? Depends on what's in the news said day, and what kind of magazine, but I'd probably choose a magazine.
42. Sandals or sneakers? Sandals, in the summer, and only if they're pretty, otherwise sneakers.
44. Red car or white car? Red.
45. Happy and poor or sad and rich? How poor are we talking? Because if it's like... I work 40 hours a week and make minimum wage and I have a stable income and a house, then I'd choose happy and poor, but if we're talking living on the streets dirt broke, I'd definitely choose rich and sad.
46. Singing or dancing? Singing at the top of my lungs.
47. Hugging or Kissing? Hugging. You can hug anyone. Even strangers.
48. Corduroy or plaid? Ugh, neither.
49. Happy or sad? Happy, happy, happy, happy.
50. Purple or green? Green.
RANDOM
Ever been so drunk you blacked out: No
Missed school because it was raining: No
Put a body part on fire for amusement: No
Been hurt emotionally: Occasionally
Kept a secret from everyone: Yes
Had an imaginary friend: I don't think so... I used to pretend to have them though.
Had a crush on a teacher: Yes.
Ever thought an animated character was hot? Yes
Had a New Kids on the Block tape: No

FAVOURITES
Soap: Don't watch
Colour: Green
Day/Night: Night
Summer/Winter: Summer
Lace or satin: Lace
Fave cartoon Characters: Pokemon!
Fave Food: None
Fave Movie: The Upside of Anger
Fave Ice Cream: None
Fave Subject: In school? English & spanish.
Fave Drink: Water

RIGHT NOW
Hair is: Cut to shoulders, brown, very normal and "blah" looking.
Eating: No
Drinking: No
Thinking about: This survey
Listening to: Some movie that's on the tv
Talking 2 : No one

THE LAST 24 HOURS
Cried : No
worn a skirt: No
Cleaned your room: Yes
Done laundry: No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN?
Yourself: Of course
Santa Claus: No
Tooth Fairy: No
Destiny/Fate: Yes
Angels: I guess
Ghosts: No
UFO's: No

FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: No
Who do you go to for advice: My friends
When do you cry the most: I don't cry
What's the best feeling in the world: Having absolutely no worries if only for a minute and having that sheer bliss thought that maybe you're not so bad after all.

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1. How To Work Your Way Back Into A Conversation reviews
After You've Fallen Asleep. A humorous "How-To" essay.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 3-21-09
2. Tatiana Never Quit Your Day Job » reviews
A joking "biography" on "my" life. It's funny and cute, so please read!
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 10-3-08
3. To Be Politically Correct reviews
A Violence Awareness Week poem, even though it's such a bland topic, it's a good poem.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-28-07 - Published: 3-28-07
4. Beard reviews
It's only like... 6 words so just read it, or not, but I'd rather you read it.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 3-22-07
5. Too Long To Fit reviews
10 Things That Contribute To My Hateful Relationship With YouIt's about the book What Happened To Lani Garver.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-16-07
6. Nursing Home Lovers reviews
I wrote this for English, it's slightly sarcastic, but very funny.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07
7. Confused Yellow Stallion reviews
A ballad I made for English, the story behind the pen name.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-07
8. Of Barney, Forbidden Books, and Random Naked Men reviews
This is an essay I wrote for my English class... 'tis mucho sexy...
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-19-06 - Published: 9-19-06
9. Thirty reviews
Well... it's not really about me... just written in first person
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-23-06 - Published: 7-23-06
10. Changes reviews
Jonathon's life changes dramatically after his best friend commits suicide. [ON HIATUS for the moment...]
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-17-06 - Published: 7-17-06
11. Untitled reviews
I made this... For my dorky friend...
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-12-06 - Published: 7-12-06
12. Perfection » reviews
[ON HIATUS to be rewritten]
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-06 - Published: 7-9-06
13. Urbert and Meep, A Boy and His Seed reviews
A young boy swallows his best friend, which was thought to be a rock, on hiatus for now...
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-06 - Published: 6-23-06
14. Silent Agreement reviews
tis a oneshot...
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-20-06 - Published: 6-20-06
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