Hey there!

I created this account to read other people's stories when I just couldn't look at my damn AP English homework anymore and post stories that I wrote out of boredom. Also, I do happen to be dislexic so if you see spelling errors PLEASE do not hesitate to help me fix them (spell check on microsoft can only do so much for me...) Thanks!

Terra

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or email.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it, and you know you did.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would ask the person "What was your first clue?", copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnY's GiRL777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Mason Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Sparowflight, Snowfur, Rainfire, Firehawk, The Purple Obsessed Emberflame, Rainpath, Draelya, xXxWritersXBlockxXx

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie said breathing wasn't cool. Put this in your signature if you are one of the 8 that would be laughing their freakin' arse off.