Good day,
My name is Sandra A. Singiphrax II. My life's goal is to have at least one book published. I also want to meet some of my favorite authors.
I love to read. My favorite authors are: Garth Nix, Tamora Pierce, Eoin Colfer, J.K Rowling, Diane Duane, and others I can't remember right now.
I love to listen to music. My favorite artists are: ABBA, Billy Joel, Bobby Darin, Chad Mitchell Trio, Coldplay, Gordon Lightfoot, O-Zone, Tears for Fears, Trans-Siberian Orchestra and others I can't remember right now. The Science of Sleep!
I have my next story outlined. I'm working on my character profiles. I have six charaters I need to profile. I hopefully still am co-writing this story and one other with i'll break your heart. I've started the diary of one of my main charaters. This will be the prequel to this story.
I need to write some more poems. I got ideas for several more, but I just needs paper. I'm out of that crutical item.
I'll break your heart told me I need to put my short stories on here. Since I believe we're limited to 15 stories, correct me if I'm wrong, I'm going to have to skip one or the other.
S.A.S. II
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio...
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile ;p
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, c&p this in your profile.
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If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table/wall for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction and/or fictionpress, copy this into your profile
If you have ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this into your profile.
30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile
If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.
A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to hit 'em, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would have soda coming out your nose.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent who are not, copy this, put it in your profile. (why would i care? i like who i am)
If you would rather die than see Hilary Clinton back in the White house, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think we should send Orlando Bloom back to Middle Earth, copy and paste this to your profile. (sorry to all you die hard fans, but I prefer Legolas!!)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If people look at you funny, and think you are insane, copy and paste this to your profile
If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmememories, Vampire Apple, Queen S of Randomness 016, The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon, Sandra A. Singiphrax II
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wondered why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know why the sky is blue, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, c&p this into ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />ur profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!
If you have ever sat down and tried to write these c&p thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think those kids should stop chasing Lucky and go buy their own LUCKY CHARMS, c&p this!!
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever played a game of tic-tac-toe with yourself and lost, copy and paste this!!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Rikusgirl777, not-so-perfect-angel, The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon, Sandra A. Singiphrax II
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This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination SUPPORT THE BUNNY! Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies!
If you are a christian, copy and paste this to your profile
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile!
If you love God with all your heart, and are not afraid to tell the world. If you are 100 percent proud to of it. copy this into your profile.
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