524120
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since: 05-10-06, id: 524120
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Politics, Humor, Nature, School, Friendship, General, Humor, General, and Life.
i only go out of my way for convenience

1. only at 2:17 AM reviews
100 degree weather can't crush your imagination.
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-8-08
2. cockapoos and IOUs reviews
dear america, i love you?
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-12-08
3. sci fi is where i wanna be
this was so fun! it's sort of a response to a Coral song.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 4-16-08
4. enlightenment reviews
pretty nonsensical.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-9-08
5. the politics of affluence reviews
title is self explanatory. we are full of excuses.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-31-07
6. this place is vile! reviews
never go to the ramada limited in bloomington, indiana.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-14-07
7. clayboys, ska, drunk driving, and swedish fish reviews
fridays and fascism
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-07
8. incense and jim morrison reviews
today was the most beautiful day.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-07
9. hot dog tree with the council of worms reviews
apnea: suffocating internallycaused by phlegm or too much neck fat! another communal poem
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-07
10. the myth of human nature reviews
we blame our faults on a nonexistent instinct. we are not born greedy, violent, and hateful. it's the way society molds us.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-11-06
11. SELLOUT reviews
don't idolize people.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-11-06
12. democrats & republicans reviews
partisan politics is stupid.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-16-06
13. A Sausage Revolution is in Sight reviews
who knows...?
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-26-06
14. corporate brainwashing, maybe reviews
unfinished!
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-06
15. freedom of thought reviews
the outline of a life i fear
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-30-06
16. the end reviews
from a couple years ago... i kind of liked it.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-06
17. high school reviews
school/summer comparison. a rant about how much of a waste of time i find school to be right now. a little angsty, i guess.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-06
18. Nature's Diagnosis reviews
crazy weather
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-29-06
19. What If? reviews
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-22-06
20. The American Culture reviews
...all the things that people associate with america-both positive and negative.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-21-06
21. Apocalypse Later reviews
a communal poem written by two of the coolest people ever about love, the past, hate, adventure, the apocalypse, and outer space. read it. you won't regret it. alternating lines between dystynctlydotti and i.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-28-06
22. Why History is Doomed to Repeat Itself reviews
History textbooks like to put a positive spin on the bad things the US has done in the past... this is essentially a "poetic" rant of this problem and how, unless we start learning the truth, the same issues we've already suffered through will resurface.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-18-06