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since: 05-14-06, id: 524606, Profile Updated: 12-29-08
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Author has written 35 stories for Action, Romance, General, and Humor.

I'm Howling Cat.

Did that impress you? No? Oh. Well, then.

I'd start out this sentence with 'your normal highschooler' except nothing's normal anymore and I never really was to begin with, so I'll just say a highschooler. Not one of the 'finding myself, I'm not satisfied/happy/good enough, on a journey, finding out my purpose' kinds of kids. That was never my style, y'know?

So I play volleyball, sing, dance (badly), listen to music, myspace (which is a verb now) obsessively, write just as obsessively, draw, stay up late, make bad jokes, do things I'm not supposed to. Orange is the favorite color.

Music composes like 56 percent of my life. On my mind?: anything Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is..., The Cab, All Time Low, 3OH!3, The Maine, Panic at the Disco, Daphne Loves Derby, Breathe Carolina. Nevershoutnever!, Nickasaur!, and as of late everything and anything by Danger Radio and Vega Under Fire and Cartel. 'Where Were You?' by Every Avenue, 'Untouched' by The Veronicas, Good With Grenades, Over It, Pierce the Veil, Too Late The Hero, Inhale Exhale, Valencia, Yellowcard, We The Kings, Say Anything, National Product, My American Heart, Destroy the Runner, Head Automatica, Bedlight for Blue Eyes, "The Average" by Breathe Electric, "Game Over, Finish Him" by A Bird A Sparrow, Attack Attack, Brokencyde, Aerodrone, Bang Camaro, A Letter To You, The Morning Light, School Boy Humor, The White Tie Affair, Mercy Mercedes, Forgive Durden, Jimmy Eat World, Jason Mraz, There For Tomorrow, Silent Film, MGMT, Sing It Loud, Cobra Starship, We Shot The Moon, Maroon 5, Augustana, Powerspace, Anarbor, Ocean Is Theory, Saves The Day (I still laugh because their acronym is STD), Thee Armada, A Day Away, I Am The Avalance, Lady GaGa, The Summer Set, Safetysuit, This Providence, Envy On The Coast, Punchline, A Loss For Words, The Rise of Science, Time Tells All, Therefore I Am, We Are the Fury, Your Vegas, Mayday Parade, Crash Romeo, The Higher, The Fray, Say Anything, The Half Jeffersons, The Elliot Project, Jupiter One, I Am The Pilot, Matchbook Romance, Kings of Leon, Sky Eats Airplane, The Click Five, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The Killers, Plain White T's, This Time Next Year, Waking Ashland, The Years Gone By, Rory, The Sophomore Attempt, Chiodos, Dance Gavin Dance, So They Say, Sparks the Rescue, Beck, Before their Eyes, Capitol Risk, Farewell, Forever the Sickest Kids, Hot Hot Heat, Love and Reverie, Secret & Whisper, TV/TV, Sugarcult, Switchfoot, The Almost, Coconut Records, Breaking Benjamin, Bayside, The Audition, Four Year Strong, Jack's Mannequin, My Epic, Lil' Wayne, T-Pain, The Rocket Summer, Pilot to Gunner, Taking Back Sunday, The Spill Canvas, Armor for Sleep, Carolina Liar, City Sleeps, Cute is What We Aim For, Drive Side Impact, A Farewell Rescue, The Format, Gym Class Heroes, Sherwood, The Starting Line, 10 Years, U2, 30 Seconds to Mars, Coldplay, Foo Fighters, The Fratellis, Ludo, Kanye West, My Chemical Romance, Rooney, Stereo Skyline, The All-American Rejects, Death Cab For Cutie, Hit The Lights, Incubus, INXS, Sara Bareilles, The Arrival, The Fashion, Tickle Me Pink, Finger Eleven, Hurry! Let's Go, Matt Nathanson, The Myriad, Quietdrive, Scenes From A Movie, Settings, Sick Puppies, Son of Dork, Switches, did anyone read this through til the end? I'm pretty convinced that this is only in case I get amnesia and forget what songs I like.

Stuck In My Head?: That "My Muffin" song by J Bigga; "November Night" by National Product. Give it a listen?

I like good food, Coke, mall parties, weird experiences, and I think I'm addicted to laughing. Just for the hell of it, I'm trying to learn how to scream. Guitar Hero and Rock Band are more fun than they should be. I like my boys fine, my friends fun, and my slash...slash-y?

Stories:

Okay. At this period in time (7/1/08) I'm currently working on An Absolute Accedence, So You Sent Them To Boarding School?, Glendale Law, Varsity International, and Straightlaced (How odd...I put them in order of importance by accident.) Those are pretty much my priorities; that doesn't mean I've abandoned the rest of my stories, though. It's just that the rest will be updated less often than these will, that's all.

12/30/08: I'm definitely working on An Absolute Accedence, So You Sent Them To Boarding School?, Glendale Law, and Bioluminescence. And although I sort of want to slap myself for this one, there's also another story in the works.


And that's how the cookie crumbles.

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1. Blaming Barrett Malley » reviews
Pixies, demons, and one unbelievably big mess. Barrett Malley, troublemaker extraordinaire, is in the middle of it. All he needs to clean up are three friends, some self-discovery, and a heavy-duty vacuum. Love and some Windex wouldn’t hurt either. MM.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,388 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 8-22-08
2. If This Isn't Karma reviews
Fiore Cereza's life is better than a lot of things, it really is. And while it's not really getting any better, it's definitely getting weirder and more and more confusing to Fiore by the day. Like just getting through the day wasn't easy enough.. Slash.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,176 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-19-09
3. An Absolute Accedence » reviews
Around here, Ace Lincoln is the star of the track team. And around here, Addison Noble is God, and he's Ace's roommate. When a bet threatens to turn them into something more, you can bet someone's going to get struck by lightning. MM, Slash.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,717 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 11-16-09 - Published: 6-30-08
4. So You Sent Them To Boarding School? » reviews
And they say girls are complicated. Oh, what a tangled web some boys weave. Slash!
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 51,269 - Reviews: 315 - Updated: 7-18-09 - Published: 6-9-08
5. Track 023 » reviews
Transferring to a new school sucks. It doesn't help that Spencer's brother's a jerk, his new friends are crazy, the most mysterious and popular guy in school is looking his way, or that the guy he hates is in love with him. MM Slash
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,576 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 6-15-08
6. The Garden of Eden reviews
Eden is a normal teenage boy. That is, if normal includes being a 'pansy', trying to be kind to a sister that hates you, having weird adventures, and being out of your mind nearly all the time. If not, then we're not sure what exactly Eden is.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 2-21-09
7. Bioluminescence » reviews
Nathaniel's life is ordinary, unsurprisingly so, until he wakes up one morning with an afterglow he didn't do anything or anyone to gain. And when certain people are taking new interests in him, he begins to wonder what's wrong with this scene. [Slash.]
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,673 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-23-08 - Published: 9-17-07
8. Glendale Law » reviews
Andrew Whiskey is a shy, near reclusive violinist with extreme stage fright. But when he ends up going on tour with a band, who will bring him out of his shell? The Neon Skyline tour may have his answers.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,238 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-13-08 - Published: 10-25-07
9. Not Exactly What I Wished For » reviews
Slash Vance's mom is throwing a holiday bash, and you're all invited. The schedule includes Vane, the son of his mother's best friend, spiked punch, hiding behind Christmas trees, and awkward situations. New feelings are probable but gifts are optional.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,536 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-17-08 - Published: 12-25-07
10. Aeriform » reviews
Girls are never easy to understand...especially not ones who are determined to keep themselves a secret. And definitely not ones who have fangs. How in the world is a guy supposed to get a date to prom these days?
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-21-08 - Published: 5-14-08
11. Straightlaced » reviews
[Slash] Carter's a down on his luck exotic dancer with enough mysteriousness to drown a whale. Ryan's just the poor guy who got dragged under and won't ever come up for air.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-18-08 - Published: 12-22-07
12. Varsity International » reviews
SLASH. Beckett and Pixie are total opposites but for the fact that they both live, laugh, and love. But not at the same time or for the same things, until events are set in motion that will leave both them and the people they know swept off their feet.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,428 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 11-16-07
13. All Night Long » reviews
You make my heart do backflips, and you don't even know it.' Kellan is in awe of Emmett, who adores Kellan. The whole thing seems perfect...So what is there to stand in between them? SLASH.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08
14. I Don't Want To Know reviews
[Slash] Passing period is more fun for Kayne than you'd expect. Oliver has mixed opinions about it, though, and Katie just doesn't want to know.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08
15. X Plus Y Marks The Spot reviews
[Slash] The return of everyone's favorite angry protagonist. For Oliver, math isn't so much about square roots as flying paper balls and kisses when the teacher isn't looking. He figures the kissing is more fun. Maybe not as educational, but way more fun.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 1-9-08
16. Precise Perfection » reviews
[Slash] They're complete opposites in every way but gender: he's messy, disorganized, confused and not at all scholastic. He's brilliant and composed and organized to the point of OCD, but they've got more in common than you'd think. Like their mailboxes.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,613 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 10-5-07
17. Hate, Because I Really Don't Like You reviews
[Slash] Oliver hates his best friend Kayne beyond all belief. Hates him so much that he's fallen completely, totally, and devastatingly in love. Kind of ironic, isn't it?
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 1-8-08
18. To Distraction » reviews
Anthony is hopelessly in love, but his crush is clueless. But add in a perverted new kid, a scheming girlfriend and her compliant boyfriend, and he may end up with more than he'd bargained for. [Slash.]
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 8-3-07
19. Dreaming of Demigods
Angelo has been grounded. Literally: he fell from the heavens and now he's stuck on earth, and his unwilling companions are a temperamental redhead, an overemotional brother, and a boy who likes to talk to his toast. Things are just dandy.
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,948 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07
20. First Things First
We breathe to bleed and bleed to burn and burn to love. There's that drive to make us self destructive, and that drives us to love. Because love is destruction in its purest form.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 11-25-07
21. Curtain Call » reviews
[Slash.] Everett Raleigh is a force of nature, that’s to be sure. But poor Garrett isn’t sure of exactly what nature Everett’s force is when he finds himself battered by the typhoon we call love.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-24-07 - Published: 10-5-07
22. Lunchbox
Strange things come of peanut butter sandwiches and bored boyfriends. Caden learns both this and not to refer to things best kept in the bedroom when Levaya's around. [Slash.]
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 10-5-07
23. A Trio of Trouble » reviews
He’s the typical nerd: smart, uncoordinated, horrible eyesight. She’s your not so typical girl, and he’s a jock. Between the three of them there’s not much common ground, and when their worlds collide they’ll never be the same. [Slash?]
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 10-5-07
24. Rooftop Ruminations reviews
Caden reminisces on rooftops and Ellie reflects on recollection, and all the while Joseph sings on the grass below. [Slash.]
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-07 - Published: 10-5-07
25. Things To Remember
Zach is forgetful. That's just who he is. But there are some things that you just can't forget, no matter who you are. [Slash.]
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 9-17-07
26. Out of Water Drowning reviews
Finding out you’re gay is always different when it’s someone else discovering it for you. Danny learns this the hard way–the really, really hard way. [Slash.]
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-07
27. Yearbook reviews
Cameras shouldn't be given to best friends, Jamie thinks, unless every outcome is like this one. Jonathan agrees. [Slash.]
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-15-07 - Published: 9-15-07
28. Do Not Open Before Christmas reviews
Ribbons and innocent phrases mean more than anyone can imagine sometimes, but Caden hasn't realized this yet. And Joseph is cleverer than anyone gives him credit for. [Slash.] Part One of Inspiration.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-25-07 - Published: 8-25-07
29. Get It reviews
Jamie is being encouraged to ‘tap that’ but Levaya thinks he needs just a little more action. And Jonathan, of course, is the reason why Jamie’s so confused. So with the little sense between them, can they work this out? [Slash]
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07
30. Twin Dynamics reviews
Joseph and Jordyn ruminate on being singular and plural. But they've never been serious, not really.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07
31. Screaming Obscenities At The World reviews
Theorizing about curse words leads to anger and amusement.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-23-07 - Published: 8-23-07
32. Downtime »
During these rare moments of downtime, anything can happen. It's not like we're atypical...just different.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-15-07 - Published: 8-15-07
33. Making the Best of It » reviews
A series of drabbles starring the cast of To Distraction. Contains slash.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 8-3-07
34. Shift » reviews
Jack Lansing had always been considered normal. That was, normal until he woke up as a girl.
Action - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,153 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-07
35. Silver »
A flash of silver was the start of everything for Jake Hightower. Matt Calloway was just dragged along for the ride.
Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 7-31-07
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