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since: 05-16-06, id: 524895, Profile edited: 05-14-08
Author has written 8 stories for General, Love, and Fantasy.

Hey, I'm Kaledri Valenhart (Kal), I'm sixteen years old, female, and I am definitely insane. And that's all you really need to know about me. Actually, I just can't think of anything you would care to know. If you want to know something, feel free to ask.

I am especially adept at pissing people off. If you would like to be pissed off, drop me a line.


RULES:
1. Put Your iTunes, Windows Media Player, ETC on Shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
4. Put any comments in brackets after the song name.

1. If someone says, "Is this okay?" You say?
Feelin' Satisfied - Boston (Haha, I love that one!)
2. How would you describe yourself?
Where The Streets Have No Name - U2 (Er...accurate. Surprisingly.)
3. What do you like in a mate?
Foreshadowing - Duncan Sheik (No comment.)
4. How do you feel today?
Scars - Rush (Self-explanatory.)
5. What is your life's purpose?
Mrs. Potter's Lullaby - Counting Crows (That's kind of awesome. I'm going to live.)
6. What is your motto?
Trial By Fire - Journey ('Nuff said.)
7. What do your friends think of you?
Give It Up - ZZ Top (You guys think I'm a whore? Or a player? Damn, I never knew.)
8. What do you think of your parents?
New York State Of Mind - Billy Joel (Ergh, I wasn't aware of that...)
9. What do you think about very often?
Taking Over Me - Evanescence (No comment.)
10. What is 2 + 2?
In Between - Duncan Sheik (That's kind of poetic sounding...)
11. What do you think of your best friend?
In The End - Rush (Aww, that's sweet!)
12. What do you think of the person you like?
(You Can Still) Rock In America - Night Ranger (No comment.)
13. What is your life story?
It's Only Love - Bryan Adams (Self-explanatory.)
14. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Hand Over Fist - Rush (Yeah, I want to play rock, paper, scissors all day!! Actually, this is pretty scary accurate as well...)
15. What do you think of when you see the person you like?
Straight From The Heart - Bryan Adams (Again...accuracy is creepy.)
16. What will you dance to at your wedding?
Tiny Dancer - Elton John (I wouldn't mind that.)
17. What will they play at your funeral?
Little Sister - Jewel (So, what, I'm going to overdose and die? Depressing...)
18. What is your hobby/interest?
Losing My Religion - R.E.M. (Yeah, I love stalking people. Duh.)
19. What is your biggest fear?
Panama - Van Halen (Actually, this video is pretty scary...)
20. What is your biggest secret?
Ask The Lonely - Journey (No comment.)
21. What do you think of your friends?
Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac (No comment.)


WARNING: I am not going to warn you beforehand if there are homosexual relationships in a story. Don't worry, you don't need to warn me about heterosexual ones in yours. -rolls eyes-


14 May 2008

Hey, dudes. -puts on cool sunglasses- Yeah, I'm a little loopy right now. -shifty eyes-

Anyway, I've got a new (pretty damn crappy) ASD update and a new (not so crappy...actually, pretty entertaining, I hope) CM update. To everyone who reads my stuff, I know it might seem like I'm only updating CM right now. Because...I am, mostly. I've been having a kind of shitty time lately with finals coming up (one week, now) and doing last minute crud, so I've been sleeping less, and then I tend to get kind of depressed. Mango is the character I have who is least like me, so I can escape the world better with him. Sorry.

The good news: I've got two weeks left of school, and then updates should be rocking out (to the sounds of my awesome '80s music). So just hang in there. It'll all get better, I swear.




1. Caramel Macchiato » reviews
I lied to my penpal, okay? He sent me a picture, he was hot, I'm a closet case...I told him I was a girl so I could flirt shamelessly with him. And now he's coming to visit for a month. I've got this sinking feeling everything is going to go wrong.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,604 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 4-17-08
2. A Soulless Dance » reviews
Jeralin wanted to follow his Laina into death. And then a damned-literally-assassin kept him from that. Weren't assassins supposed to kill people? Seriously...The next thing Jeralin knew, he was in a land he hadn't thought existed. Living with peacocks.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 4-21-08
3. Once a Rose » reviews
Kian knew he was pretty screwed up. He did live in a graveyard, after all. Then a stranger began to help him for no discernible reason. Kian really had no idea how to react...except by falling in love with said stranger, who would do anything to stop him.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,156 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-5-08 - Published: 3-5-08
4. Times of Our Lives » reviews
What do you do when the past comes back to haunt you? When you have to confront everything you've ever thought about your life and sort through what's false? When you're having the time of your life doing something you shouldn't even be thinking about?
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,910 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-3-08 - Published: 2-26-08
5. Whither Blows the Wind
Under the category of love...but it's really more love and loss. An inane bit of drivel that popped into my head one day. It has a nice rhythm.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08
6. PS I Hate You » reviews
Jayden and Sean are partners in a school penpal project. Sean is your typical problems character, bullied by people at school and virtually ignored at home. Jayden is the prep who just wants to help Sean get over his problems. On the surface, at least.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-12-08 - Published: 4-9-08
7. A Summer To Change All » reviews
James always wanted to act. In high school, he gave that up when he was cast in none of the plays. He is "wasting away" in a small town in Vermont when his old friend comes to town to shoot a film. This is their summer. !HOLD!
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,844 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 2-24-08
8. Dearest Lover
A short poem I wrote for my girl when I was missing her.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-27-08 - Published: 2-27-08
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