Well we're LAME.
This is Steph, the BRAINS half of "Sara and Steph." You might know me as IDKmyBFFStephanie, or 'One Who Does Noteth Finish Thy Stories." Or maybe just Steph XD
Well, I don't know. If Sara wants to add to this, I want her to know she's bold.
-Steph.
"Hey, aren't you from Sara and Steph's other book?" asked Mandi, raising an eyebrow at Leah before continuing to stare at Nichole.
"Yeah! And you're from that old one that sucked!" Millie raised her finger, but then pointed at Chance and Rachel in the corner. "But who are they?"
"We're from that book that they never even really started," Chance said, and then started to ramble.
"Here we go again..." Rachel slapped her forehead.
"YEAH?" Jo challenged. "Well, we actually had something going!" she looked at Kay next to her and then at Crispin. "He was supposed to be a freak, and I was all angsty, and then this one" she jabbed her finger at Kay, "painted her nails every freaking day! Things were looking up for us, and then they fricking threw us out the window!"
"Us too!" shouted the Me, Myself and What's-Her-Face crew.
"Yeah, and us!" Here We Go Again characters chorused.
"Yeah, well what about US?" screamed that blind kid from 101 Ways to Go Completely Insane, "We were from that time after they watched Stick It and had the impulse to write a bike gang of some sort, and now the freaking girl writing this parody can't even remember my damn NAME! HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?"
"LET'S KILL THE AUTOHRS!" George the Lost Comeau shouted, raising a piece of cedar high in the air.
"KILL THE AUTHORS!" everyone chanted. They marched slowly toward the Comeau household, where Stephanie and Sara were gathered in the land of couch potatoness.
Chester, the blind kid whose name was finally remembered, tripped and ended up stabbing Nicky through the back of the head, prompting Millie to 'woot' and throw a party. Mac, her hot brother who wanted to date Nicky, laughed evilly and started to party with Damien, the kid who was supposed to be a geek but then Steph magically turned into a sexy punk boy who owned at Life.
And then, Chispa from If I Could I'd Be Normal was like, "PAR-TAY!" and decided to join and have rampant make-out sessions with Tweety Bird, who recently went angst and dyed himself black.
THE END.
A parody of all our stories that Sa and I have written, I made this up during one of our IM convos. Kay and Jo are from "Star Crossed", something we started but really never got to posting. Like everything else except ABB. :)
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