Hello all. I bid you greetings from the sad and twisted plain which is my mind; roses, bunnies, ferrets and all other cute and fuzzy things.

People seem to read these "author" bios so I figured that I'd just say a little something about myself, you know, the usuals: inspirations, idiosyncracies, genetic predispositions, the weird company i keep...

Insirations:

I've been into writing and stuff since i was just a lad, but not specifically the kind i seem to be doing now. My first love was poetry, and to that interest i owe my lovely and talented older sister. Other inspirations include the growth of my literary astute classmates and friends at large. If it wasn't for the achievements of D M Ralte and The Ponderer, i probably wouldn't have wanted to try my hand at story writing...or whatever it is I think I'm doing.lol Also, a great inspirationtowards the protagonist of my latest fiction work, The Rosenbaum Memoirs, is undoubtably the sad, twisted and broken computergame character Max Payne- massive respect to RockStar Games, and of course the great me- massive respect to the sad, twisted and broken world.

Idiosyncracies:

Weird moods, totally random moments and an eye for all things equally as weird as me.

Genetic predispositions:

I'm black, so I love me some chicken...preferably fried! I'm from Botswana, so I love me some cow...boiled is good.

The weird company i keep:

They're not really important, its me your reading 'bout...

Other equally fuzzy andwonderful facts:

I'm 17 years old. I'm African, and mad proud.