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since: 05-29-06, id: 526519, Profile Updated: 01-01-09
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Author has written 7 stories for Life, General, Humor, and Love.

I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means—except by getting off his back.

Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910)

I was run over by the truth one day.
Ever since the accident I've walked this way
So stick my legs in plaster
Tell me lies about Vietnam.

Heard the alarm clock screaming with pain,
Couldn't find myself so I went back to sleep again
So fill my ears with silver
Stick my legs in plaster
Tell me lies about Vietnam.

Every time I shut my eyes all I see is flames.
Made a marble phone book and I carved out all the names
So coat my eyes with butter
Fill my ears with silver
Stick my legs in plaster
Tell me lies about Vietnam.

I smell something burning, hope it's just my brains.
They're only dropping peppermints and daisy-chains
So stuff my nose with garlic
Coat my eyes with butter
Fill my ears with silver
Stick my legs in plaster
Tell me lies about Vietnam.

Where were you at the time of the crime?
Down by the Cenotaph drinking slime
So chain my tongue with whisky
Stuff my nose with garlic
Coat my eyes with butter
Fill my ears with silver
Stick my legs in plaster
Tell me lies about Vietnam.

You put your bombers in, you put your conscience out,
You take the human being and you twist it all about
So scrub my skin with women
Chain my tongue with whisky
Stuff my nose with garlic
Coat my eyes with butter
Fill my ears with silver
Stick my legs in plaster
Tell me lies about Vietnam.

Adrian Mitchell, To Whom It May Concern (1932-2008)

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1. Ouch reviews
Keep it simple, subtlety be damned be blunt and stupid tonight.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 10-28-08
2. Pause reviews
on Einstein's Dreams
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-24-08 - Published: 10-24-08
3. club stripped reviews
cats are also easily amused by caterpillars and flies.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-08 - Published: 4-26-08
4. help me reviews
i need your help really bad please please please
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-3-08 - Published: 4-3-08
5. outcasts in a venue reviews
at the rock show they're moshing in their graves.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 4-2-08
6. stretch of piracy reviews
ancient piracy, modern piracy... it's all the same, right?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-08 - Published: 3-27-08
7. beer bottles and whores reviews
careful stitches and somber sobriety, sinning white spitfire spite
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-08 - Published: 3-26-08
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