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Kaeli Grotz
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since: 06-02-06, id: 527000
Author has written 9 stories for Fantasy, and Fantasy.

Hi. I'm seventeen, which means I've been dreaming about the day I'll publish a book for over twelve years now. I still procrastinate more than I should, so I rarely finish the multitudinous things I start, and I churn out horrible poetry when I'm too lazy to write anything else.

I write fantasy because it's more fun than the real world. I love Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams and Tom Sharpe, and quite a lot of my work shows the influence of their wonderful, zany humour.

The current project is Homecoming, which is very dark, and not at all funny, but I'm starting to like it just as much as the comedy.

I love reviews, especially mean ones that poke holes in my plot flaws. No kidding. I know I'm a good writer, what I need to know is how to be a better one, so you're not doing me any favours by being nice to me. Tell me what you hated, what confused you, where I've made downright stupid errors, or, if you must, what you really liked so that I can do more of it.

Thanks for reading!

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1. Wings reviews
Written for an English exam. I may add to it one day, if I feel like it. Dragons, whee!
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
2. For Raphael reviews
A sonnet. For someone I love. I don't know what it's about.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
3. Recipe for Flying reviews
Peter Pannish. A happy little poem, guaranteed to cheer you up.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
4. The Tinker's Revenge and Other Pub Favourites
Unfinished story about Spree, who is NOT a fairy.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
5. Judas Kiss reviews
A poem about a succubus
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
6. Homecoming » reviews
Very dark. Dystopian society, murder, intrigue and discrimination. Read it!
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
7. Elgin Alderbirch »
Unfinished story about teenage elves and the problems through which they go. Very cute characters - my first foray into character based narrative.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
8. Twilight Dreaming reviews
Poem about not having met the love of your life yet, but knowing they're out there.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
9. Og, Lady Fern and the Frog
A story about an ogre and a precocious little girl. Very unfinished, more to come.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-06 - Published: 6-5-06
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