Hey hey hey! It's fat Albert!

(...kidding!)

Okay so if you want to know more about me, well...

I'm short! And no one lets me forget it. Ever. Like really, they never let me forget it. Every living breathing moment of my life I am reminded that I am short. Like I need reminding. Pft. Anywho, I guess you can call me a helpless romantic. Ha, my pen name and the story. I do believe in love and romance, etc., but I am also a realist. I know what is reality and I don't let my fantasies get the best of me. Even though, sometimes it would just be easier to do so. I LOVE to read and thus am constantly on this site reading stories. I don't leave nearly enoough reviews to authors as I should and am trying to improve that! I am over AIM and all those different types of messaging sevices. If someone wants to talk to me: call me, text me, or preferably let's meet up. I don't do long phone calls, my ears start to hurt! I have brown eyes and hair. I love pictures and ALWAYS have my camera on me. (I've filled up a 250 GB external hard drive with mostly pictures). Yeah, I think I love pictures. I love quotes and love collecting them; as in writing them down or cutting them out of a magazine or something if I see one I like. (Yes, the one you see in italics is my favorite quote). Okay, well, I think I've writen enough, no?

Oh, and I'd really appreciate all those who read my story review it. Please? It really helps to know what all the readers think. And of course, thank you for reading.

Nothing in haste, nothing ill done. Your future hangs on every day that passes.
-- John D. Rockefeller

I'm Getting Married? To my Boss?
Summary: Valerie Parv works at a company names Valencio, where Zachary Valencis is rude, blunt, cold, and happens to be the owner. Will they make a sizzling match when their parents set them up? Or will of one of them flee?

Politically Incorrect
Summary: B and Vance argue...a lot. But are forced to work together. What happens when... ; Rated for Language.