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| Eeliahs |
Author has written 10 stories for Romance. MY name is Eeliahs and welcome to my profile! ANY and all constructive comments are welcome as most of you know I would like to get my stories published one day. SO enjoy! and thank you for your heavenly patience! MOST of my fiction will be centered around ROMANCE, CRIME, HUMOUR (though it's up to you if you think its funny :D), YOUNG PROTAGONISTS (18- 25) and If I can muster some talent later on SUPERNATURAL. I hope you enjoy my stor(y)(ies) and if not...I hope you enjoy someone elses! I don't plan on stealing any of your ideas or stories, so please return the favor. If you do, I am very much liable to sue you :), considering that these are copyrighted and if you take anything, that is plaguarism. Thank you. :D MORE info for - 'Always wear Clean Underwear' - Taken down for Editing. 'Pit Stops in the River City' - One Shot for ADoR Star-crossed prompt. 'Overdue Fee(ling)s' - One Shot 'All the things I'd rather do' - One Shot. 'Fool me Once, Fool me Twice' - One Shot. 'How to keep a New Years Resolution' - Chapter 8 is up. 'AWCU 2: Panties in a Twist' - Chapter 3 is up. 'Missing Linc' - Chapter 3 being written. 'The Life and Death and Life of Bebe Burrows' - Chapter 3 is Up. | |||||
1. Overdue Fee(ling)s reviewsJulia Roberts was laughing at me, Renee Zellweger was squinting at me, Sandra Bullock was smiling for no damn reason and all the while I'm trying to wrestle a zombie apocalypse movie out of my second best guy friend's hand and convince him that romance movies are not a waste of time. Just a normal Saturday night at the video store, really...Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-27-12 - Complete2. How to Keep a New Year's Resolution » reviewsAfter losing her boyfriend, bestfriend and a great pair of Jimmy Choos in one disasterous NYE, Hannah decides to do all the resolutions she has ever failed in one year...all eight of them. But sinful friends and a kinda cute boss never makes things easy.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,530 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 12-20-12 - Published: 10-23-093. Pit Stops in the River City reviewsI know he just called me a slutty looking idiot, paid out my taste in music and refuse's to mention 'The Complication', but it seemed that every menial thing he did had a way of making me want to show him how easy it was to take off my lederhosen. ADOR Star-crossed Prompt 1 Response.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-12 - Complete4. Fool me Once, Fool me Twice reviewsHello, my darling friend, you're probably having wild monkey sex with your husband to be. But I just want to let you know that his prick of a best man stood me up...again. Oh by the way, he's now standing outside my house three hours late with my handprint on the side of his face and if he keeps yelling out, out there I'm going to kick him in the balls...Call me, Love you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-13-12 - Complete5. All the things I'd Rather do reviews"I find you neither intellectually or physically appealing, the very idea of engaging in sexual activity with you makes me want to throw up. I'd rather have my tongue stapled to the ceiling then be anywhere near your naked or clothed body."Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,021 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-7-12 - Complete6. Always Wear Clean Underwear 2: Panties in a Twist » reviewsIt sound fun - owning a patisserie by day and crime-fighting with my gorgeous boyfriend at night. But add an unwelcome roommate, burgundy bridesmaid dresses, murder suspects and the other "M" word to the mix. Well, If you can't stand the heat...Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,425 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 4-1-12 - Published: 11-9-107. The Life and Death and Life of Bebe Burrows » reviewsI had it all; money, fame, hair extensions. But then I died and went up 'there', drafted if you will. I was given a few 'talents' and sent back to send bad spirits to their fate, there's only one rule do NOT interfere in the process of death...um woops?Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,826 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-6-12 - Published: 7-9-118. Always Wear Clean Underwear » reviewsBeing a Pattiserie owner by day and a P.I at night might sound glamorous. But throw in a undie obsession, a missing heiress, an evil cousin and a co-worker who I might have more then a professional interest in, and it's anything but a piece of cake...Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 2,417 - Reviews: 293 - Updated: 7-5-11 - Published: 2-8-089. Missing Linc » reviewsWhen I wished for my characters to speak to me, I meant figuratively. Now with my deadline looming and a story unfinished I may have to play by Lincoln Wrights rules.If only I hadn't made him irresistible...This gives a new meaning to Character developmenFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-22-11 - Published: 1-21-1110. Never reviews.'one-shot'. If there came a time when you had to choose between hurting the person you love now or hurting them later, what would you choose? And, would they accept it? Never.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-7-08 - Complete
