Bwahahahahahahahaha-coughs-hahahahahaha! You are now being mind-controlled to.. umm.. idunno. Go get me a taco!!!!!!!!!!!! I just read over my profile, and it needed serious work. So, serious work it gets!!!!!! -repeats evil laugheter from the beginning, but falls over and hacks out lung-
You can call me Emerald, the chick who needs serious mental help. Serious mental help.
I wore a camel around my neck until the string broke. That was the saddest day of my life. Mistah Camello and me had so many memories!!! I can still remember that time we got married in New Mexico! -sobs/drowns in tears-
I'm probably the...um, most interesting person you'll meet for a while. Nothing bad happens unless you get me bored. Then bad things happen. A lot.
I gotza lotta story ideas, though I'll probably not post them. 'Cuz they actually suck. But, every now and then, I'll get a decent story idea, so I'll write it. I start lots of stuff that I don't finish, but I'm trying to break that habit with My Scrumptious Little Muffin. Which, by the way, is my curent project.
I have no idea how many chapters that will have, but it probably won't go over 20. I actually feel like writing it most of the time. It's pretty spiffy. I'm trying to use the word spiffy a lot, but it's not working out, because when I tell people they're spiffy, they threaten to break my fragile bones. -cowers in dark corner of room-
Some of Emerald's favorite music includes:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::(those dot thingies look really spiffy) But, um, the music! Green Day is my favorite. Plus I like The Offspring, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At the Disco, Mxpx, Hit the Lights, and Boys Like Girls.
Some of Emerald's favorite movies: Yeah... I'm not gonna list all of those, or you would be reallky bored. And then you'd die, for no apparent reason. I like all of the Blade movies, all of the Saw movies, all the movies in the Silence of the Lambs series, plus bunches and bunches more.
Some of Emerald's favorite books include: That's even wrose than the movies. But, I like basically anything by Jennifer Roberson, the whole Ender's Game series by Orson Scott Card, This Lullaby by Sarah Dessen, and Twilight by Stephanie Meyer.
Some of Emerald's favorite foods include: This one's easy!!! My absolute favorite food is cherries, and my second favorite food is Ramen Noodles. I worship Ramen Noodles. I have a sixpack of shrimp flavored Ramen Noodles in my room right now.
Fun Fact about Emerald: I take Allegra at random times, but I don't really have allergies. Something I learned a few days ago was that you're not supposed to try to swallow pills if they're not accompanied by some kind of liquid.
Link to "Abstinence (Is the Best Way)" by Mikerz: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/britneyspears140.shtml
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