Hey, the name's Noodlez10-11! Here's a few things you need to know about me:
Favorite anime:Naruto, FMA, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Yuyu Hakisho, and many many more!
Favorite color: Black and blue and red
Age: 14
Though my storys are somewhat depressing, I am over hyper and i have a slight case off ADD. seriously. i do.
Read my storys and tell me what you think!
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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
Think about this real hard...
Hey, the name's Noodlez10-11! Here's a few things you need to know about me:
Favorite anime:Naruto, FMA, Fruits Basket, Bo-bobo, Zatch Bell, Inuyasha, Yuyu Hakisho, Pokemon, Dragonball Z, and many many more!
Favorite color: Black and blue
Age: 14
Though my storys are somewhat depressing, I am over hyper and i have a slight case off ADD. seriously. i do.
Read my storys and tell me what you think! And check out my freind's story! She's XxkakoxX, but i don't think she wrote anything yet, and my sister is Trapped in Reality.
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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, Noodlez10-11,
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
QUOTES:
"Look, Vegeta! Popcorn People!!" -Goku
"What is he on?!" -Vegeta
"Believe it!"-Naruto
I'm parnoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rearview mirror.
--Richard Lewis
So the pilot tested above the legal limit for
alcohol consumption. Since when is there a "legal
limit" for pilots? -Jay Leno
"MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!!!"-Goku
"Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves!"-Gai
Oh well, if we fail it's only death."-Kakashi
"The loudmouth #1 ninja at surprising people..."-Kakashi
"Welcome to Painsville...Population: Your Face"-Unknown
"how troublesome." -Shikamaru
"Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious."-Gai
"A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish." Haku
Kakashi: I stumbled across a path called life today..
Shikamaru: Ahh, the clouds are so nice...
"I lost... to these weirdos?" - Unknown
"The explosion of youth!" Gai
Kakashi: I'm glad you removed the poison in such an enthusiastic way but now you will die from loss of blood.
Jiraiya "I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"
Konohamaru (to Naruto about Sakura): Seriously bro, is that really a girl?
Kakashi - They used to be your students... But now they're my soldiers
Komohomaru - Hey boss, are you sure she's even a girl. Look at the size of her fore head.
KAKASHI: Ebisu sensei's a closet pervert?
Naruto "Harem no Jutsu!!"
Gai - The explosion of youth!!!!!
Sasuke - You're Annoying.
Naruto: HA, THE UCHIHA CLAN AINT WORTH MUCH THESE DAYS!!!
Haku: "by the way...I'm a boy..."
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay loaded
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle
off their metal coils
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke
Think about this real hard...
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
The future is not what it used to be.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
The secret to immortality is ~ NO CARRIER
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting
a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A -flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, Noodlez10-11,
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
QUOTES:
"Look, Vegeta! Popcorn People!!" -Goku
"What is he on?!" -Vegeta
"Believe it!"-Naruto
I'm parnoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rearview mirror.
--Richard Lewis
So the pilot tested above the legal limit for
alcohol consumption. Since when is there a "legal
limit" for pilots? -Jay Leno
"MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!!!"-Goku
"Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves!"-Gai
Oh well, if we fail it's only death."-Kakashi
"The loudmouth #1 ninja at surprising people..."-Kakashi
"Welcome to Painsville...Population: Your Face"-Unknown
"how troublesome." -Shikamaru
"Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious."-Gai
"A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish." Haku
Kakashi: I stumbled across a path called life today..
Shikamaru: Ahh, the clouds are so nice...
"I lost... to these weirdos?" - Unknown
"The explosion of youth!" Gai
Kakashi: I'm glad you removed the poison in such an enthusiastic way but now you will die from loss of blood.
Jiraiya "I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"
Konohamaru (to Naruto about Sakura): Seriously bro, is that really a girl?
Kakashi - They used to be your students... But now they're my soldiers
Komohomaru - Hey boss, are you sure she's even a girl. Look at the size of her fore head.
KAKASHI: Ebisu sensei's a closet pervert?
Naruto "Harem no Jutsu!!"
Gai - The explosion of youth!!!!!
Sasuke - You're Annoying.
Naruto: HA, THE UCHIHA CLAN AINT WORTH MUCH THESE DAYS!!!
Haku: "by the way...I'm a boy..."
Hey, the name's Noodlez10-11! Here's a few things you need to know about me:
Favorite anime:Naruto, FMA, Fruits Basket, Bo-bobo, Zatch Bell, Inuyasha, Yuyu Hakisho, Pokemon, Dragonball Z, and many many more!
Favorite color: Black and blue
Age: 14
Though my storys are somewhat depressing, I am over hyper and i have a slight case off ADD. seriously. i do.
Read my storys and tell me what you think! And check out my freind's story! She's XxkakoxX, but i don't think she wrote anything yet, and my sister is Trapped in Reality.
-------------------------
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, Noodlez10-11,
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
QUOTES:
"Look, Vegeta! Popcorn People!!" -Goku
"What is he on?!" -Vegeta
"Believe it!"-Naruto
I'm parnoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rearview mirror.
--Richard Lewis
So the pilot tested above the legal limit for
alcohol consumption. Since when is there a "legal
limit" for pilots? -Jay Leno
"MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!!!"-Goku
"Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves!"-Gai
Oh well, if we fail it's only death."-Kakashi
"The loudmouth #1 ninja at surprising people..."-Kakashi
"Welcome to Painsville...Population: Your Face"-Unknown
"how troublesome." -Shikamaru
"Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious."-Gai
"A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish." Haku
Kakashi: I stumbled across a path called life today..
Shikamaru: Ahh, the clouds are so nice...
"I lost... to these weirdos?" - Unknown
"The explosion of youth!" Gai
Kakashi: I'm glad you removed the poison in such an enthusiastic way but now you will die from loss of blood.
Jiraiya "I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"
Konohamaru (to Naruto about Sakura): Seriously bro, is that really a girl?
Kakashi - They used to be your students... But now they're my soldiers
Komohomaru - Hey boss, are you sure she's even a girl. Look at the size of her fore head.
KAKASHI: Ebisu sensei's a closet pervert?
Naruto "Harem no Jutsu!!"
Gai - The explosion of youth!!!!!
Sasuke - You're Annoying.
Naruto: HA, THE UCHIHA CLAN AINT WORTH MUCH THESE DAYS!!!
Haku: "by the way...I'm a boy..."
Hey, the name's Noodlez10-11! Here's a few things you need to know about me:
Favorite anime:Naruto, FMA, Fruits Basket, Bo-bobo, Zatch Bell, Inuyasha, Yuyu Hakisho, Pokemon, Dragonball Z, and many many more!
Favorite color: Black and blue
Age: 14
Though my storys are somewhat depressing, I am over hyper and i have a slight case off ADD. seriously. i do.
Read my storys and tell me what you think! And check out my freind's story! She's XxkakoxX, but i don't think she wrote anything yet, and my sister is Trapped in Reality.
-------------------------
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Arktos, Mei Fire, Happy-Hippy, Noodlez10-11,
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
QUOTES:
"Look, Vegeta! Popcorn People!!" -Goku
"What is he on?!" -Vegeta
"Believe it!"-Naruto
I'm parnoid. On my stationary bike, I have a rearview mirror.
--Richard Lewis
So the pilot tested above the legal limit for
alcohol consumption. Since when is there a "legal
limit" for pilots? -Jay Leno
"MY BUTT'S ON FIRE!!!"-Goku
"Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves!"-Gai
Oh well, if we fail it's only death."-Kakashi
"The loudmouth #1 ninja at surprising people..."-Kakashi
"Welcome to Painsville...Population: Your Face"-Unknown
"how troublesome." -Shikamaru
"Lee let me give you some Nice Advice! I don't think anyone has noticed yet,...but that gourd looks very suspicious."-Gai
"A person is able to become truly strong when they wish to protect someone they cherish." Haku
Kakashi: I stumbled across a path called life today..
Shikamaru: Ahh, the clouds are so nice...
"I lost... to these weirdos?" - Unknown
"The explosion of youth!" Gai
Kakashi: I'm glad you removed the poison in such an enthusiastic way but now you will die from loss of blood.
Jiraiya "I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"
Konohamaru (to Naruto about Sakura): Seriously bro, is that really a girl?
Kakashi - They used to be your students... But now they're my soldiers
Komohomaru - Hey boss, are you sure she's even a girl. Look at the size of her fore head.
KAKASHI: Ebisu sensei's a closet pervert?
Naruto "Harem no Jutsu!!"
Gai - The explosion of youth!!!!!
Sasuke - You're Annoying.
Naruto: HA, THE UCHIHA CLAN AINT WORTH MUCH THESE DAYS!!!
Haku: "by the way...I'm a boy..."
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay loaded
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle
off their metal coils
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke
Think about this real hard...
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
The future is not what it used to be.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
The secret to immortality is ~ NO CARRIER
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting
a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A -flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay loaded
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle
off their metal coils
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke
Think about this real hard...
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
The future is not what it used to be.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
The secret to immortality is ~ NO CARRIER
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting
a rest.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A -flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done
OLD FROGS never die, they just croak
OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail away
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay loaded
OLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die, they just shuffle
off their metal coils
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just lose their briefs
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
OLD SAILORS never die, they just get a little "DINGHY"
OLD SAILORS never die, they just lose their porpoise
OLD STUDENTS never die, they just get degraded
OLD SWIMMERS never die, they just have a stroke
"If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." So, basically if you have a problem, squeeze what you want out of it, water it down, and sugar coat it. Isn't that like denial?
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.
Think about this real hard...
"Man who run in front of car get tired"
"Man who run behind car get exhausted"
"Two wrongs not make a right - Three lefts do"
"Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."
"Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out!"
"Man who sit on tack get point!"
"Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!"
"Man who lives in glass house should change in basement"
"If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient."
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