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Author has written 21 stories for General, Horror, Humor, General, Haiku, Love, Young Adult, Historical, Mystery, and Supernatural. What...? No... No, I'm not dead... (dubiously pokes at the thick coating of dust layering her account.) Has it really been four months? O_o Name: Just call me Isilthrar. No- that's not my real name. My parents have a warped sense of humour, but not that warped. If Isilthrar's too much of a mouthful, I also accept Alice. But no. That's not my real name either. Gender: (deadpan sarcasm) Oh, I'm totally male. I just told you that you can call me Alice, what do you think? Age: Younger than you. Probably. I just might be older than you... Residence: Melancholy, sitting at the back of my wardrobe, thoughtfully wondering how I managed to lock the door from the outside. Which is an especially incredible feat considering I don't even have a lock on my wardrobe... Appearance: Two legs, two arms, a head, nose, mouth, eyes, ears, hair... Likes: Writing, both poetry and stories. I read (in no particular order) fantasy, supernatural, mystery, romance, historical- actually, just about anything barring about two genres. I love listening to music, and again, the range of what I listen to is pretty wide. I like heavy metal, death metal, good old fashioned rock, a little jazz, new age, some classical, a little of the good pop, random musicals, and a lot more besides. I enjoy studying psychology and history, as well as languages and other countries. Oh yeah- and my friends of course. Ooh, and strawberries. Strawberries are good. They're interesting with ketchup actually. My friends think I'm disgusting because of that. Ooh yeah, and manga. Manga is good. I like Death Note, Hellsing, Pet Shop of Horrors, and I would say more except those three titles are pretty much the full extention of my meagre collection of manga. (sniffles sadly) Hmm, and Happy Tree Friends. I love Happy Tree Friends. If you are less than 14 or very squeamish, I would really advise you don't check it out though. Dead baby jokes make me giggle immaturely. Dislikes: Bigots, in particular homophobics and racists. Religious people who believe they have a right to try to force their beliefs down your throat. Optimists, and people who believe the world is a wonderful place, severely unemotional people, patriots, bullies, and the way cotton wool feels on your fingers. (shudders) Aggghhhh, I can feel it noooowww. Oh- and babies. I don't like babies. They scare me. No creature should be able to expel what looks like more than their own body weight in waste. OH- and make up. I can't stand make up. And Maths! Don't you agree Maths sucks? Hmm, and obsessive fans of Twilight. They annoy me. Or make me giggle. It depends what mood I'm in. OH- and don't you just hate- yeah... okay... I'll shut up now. Currently Working On: An insane series which I still don´t have the full grasp of. Every now and then a little more of the plot viciously assaults me and drags me back to its lair. _ It´s more fun than it sounds. Just today some of the plot for the second book tried to murder me. I don't wanna reveal too much of the plot, but, suffice to say it contains an insane amount of vampires, an evil corrupt empire, a heck of a lot of blood and guts, aaand... just when you think it's finished, I threw the American Civil War in there for funsies. It was hard to pick out just what story to tell, cuz frankly, there is a lot of fun stuff going on in my head (there are nasty explosions when two story ideas meet and start fighting) but I finally picked out what to do. Once I´m finished, if there´s a lot of interest in the story beforehand, I may work on a little prequel. As for now, I´m just concentrating on finishing the first novel. Current Stuff: I sort of abandoned FP a while back and then returned out of a lack of things to do, so right now I'm working on reuploading all my old stuff. As a result, unless I forget (which actually is fairly likely now I think about it...) there should regularly be something relatively new on my account. Like, right now, I just put up a piece called Friends For The Afternoon. Most of the stuff that goes up on her will probably be a poem or a oneshot because... well, I don't have many novels under my belt quite frankly. I'm considering trying to write a full-length story on FP though, so who knows? Well, that's more or less it for now folks. That's it- Isilthrar is leaving the building! She's going! She really is! This is your last chance to see her until she updates her profile again! She's seriously going... She... wishes... someone cared... (hiss) Y'know when I rule the world you'll regret rejecting me! (sobs) - Isilthrar | |||||||
1. Delilah reviewsRated for character death. "They called her Delilah, and for a damn good reason." A vampire ruminates on the folly of humanity. Now, didn't that sound intellectual? Enjoy.Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-18-09 - Published: 6-18-092. The Mystic And The Student reviewsIs that what you think then? That life is a story?" "No. Life is not a story. Life is a library, with the stories contained therein." A jaded fortune teller and a strange young woman talk together about the nature of life.Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: K - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-093. Unwritten PoemIt's no fun if I have to describe it... well the title gives a good indication. Oxymorons galore my friends! Enjoy.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-094. Not Guilty reviewsRated for character death and mentions of sexual themes, though nothing graphic. A young woman is led to her death for a crime she didn't commit. Based on the witch trials. Oneshot.Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-095. The Boy With The Broken Head reviewsThe doctors say, who could ever mend, a boy with a broken head?" Short poem. Dark, tragic, with fairly graphic mentions of child abuse.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 6-10-096. Fragments reviewsA couplet and a fragment of a poem. In the poem, the nameless protagonist talks to his lover and comforts her about their impending deaths. Complicated. Even I don't really know what it means.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 5-25-097. Redemption reviewsOneshot. "I still love you Tara. But I'll never forgive you." After four years, a woman returns home to find the sister she abandoned is changed forever. 'Sorry' just isn't good enough. Angst, general sadness all round.Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-25-09 - Published: 5-25-098. On The Dot reviewsDorian had always been punctual; it could be guaranteed he would arrive on the dot, every time. But… Celia was not so dependable." A young man waits for his lover one last time. Rated for suicide and hints of sexual themes, though nothing graphic.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 5-1-099. Too Literally reviewsHave you ever wondered what happens when you take life too literally? ... You were meant to say yes, fool. Probably one of my weirdest poems yet, and also one of my most popular. It cannot be explained. Just read. And enjoy. Hopefully.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 5-1-0910. Church Bells reviewsA love poem with a sombre twist. A young man loses his love and is at last reunited with her- in death. Suicide and angst themes. -puts up umbrella to avoid the complaints about cliches that will soon rain down-Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 5-1-0911. Haiku reviewsYes, I'm aware. -looks up at title testily- It's not particularly interesting. But my titles have to be amusing, thought provoking, or beautiful, and 'The Seasons' just doesn't make the cut I'm afraid. Four haikus, about each of the seasons.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-09 - Published: 5-1-0912. Fairy Tale reviewsIt's not lying, it's just making up a pretty story. Don't you like make believe?" One of my personal faves. Very dark, angsty. Insanity, implied child abuse.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 4-1-0913. Psycho reviewsReuploaded. Madness. Pure, utter, unadulterated madness. A girl tries to deny her insanity and fails epically.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-8-0914. Tell Me I'm Pretty reviewsReuploaded. A little tidbit of insanity from my younger days- to be more precise, one year ago. Not one of my best, but fairly amusing. I hope. Enjoy.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-8-0915. HoneyHoney knows that being wise means being pure acid. She knows a lot of big words, but she knows the value of silence too." Rated for hints of child abuse and implied drug overdose.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 2-21-0916. MandyTragedy, and attempted suicide. "The asylum staff will all sigh and will stare. Reach out to Mandy- no one will dare! Her eyes are glazed over and her face is just dead. She sees another world, heaven in her head."Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 2-16-0917. Cosette reviewsOu, la petite fille avec son piano. A young girl must play the piano- forever. Very possibly my darkest piece yet, and rather surreal. Rated M just to be safe. Although parts of it are in French, the majority of it is English. Enjoy.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-09 - Published: 2-16-0918. Friends For The AfternoonA small boy watches a girl as she skips stones and wonders what she would be like as a friend. One of my lighter pieces. Oneshot.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 2-7-0919. Ramble reviewsI cannot brighten up, for the wide Sargasso sea, is resting in a bright black cup and laughing now at me." Points to you if you can explain what was going through my head when I wrote this. Random insanity.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0920. Angelica reviewsAngelica was such a good drawer. She took the pen of her choice and drew deep, bright, beautiful pictures in shining red ink. Angst, death. Very dark.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-29-09 - Published: 1-29-0921. Dead Lullaby reviewsSignals my grand return to FP. Or perhaps not so grand... -feels small and insignificant- Short lullaby I wrote a while back. I'd advise you not to sing it to any children you might have/know though... dark themes, horror.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-09 - Published: 1-26-09
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