| FusionGig |
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, Humor, Life, Friendship, Supernatural, and Horror. I'm FusionGig. I like writing random stories, so I don't really have a theme except that there is usually romance. I'm 5'7'' with short brown hair. Foamy The Squirrel is my favorite cartoon character because he is very angry, though I agree with most of his views. My favorite color is green. I can touch the ground without bending my knees. I hate seaweed. I like the taste of sushi but I can't eat it because of the funny texture that makes me want to vomit. One day I will own a rotwieler named Leonardo and a snake named Henry.And learn how to spell rotweiler. I will have my very own apartment with no one else to clutter it up with their stuff also I will be a penguin and a mermaid. My favorite quote it 'If a man hits you once, hit him back. If he hits you a second time, shoot him in the balls.' I like to dance, once I had the dream of being a professional ballerina but I gave that up to become a doctor. I enjoy being sarcastic even if no one else likes it. Sometimes I just like making people really mad. I love the Phantom of the Opera. I like singing really loud in the shower. My alarm clock is obnoxiously loud. I sleep like a rock, seriously if a bomb went off I probably wouldn't even wake up. I hate not knowing the time. I really hate science and math but that's all I seem to take. I can play several different instruments, the saxophones, flute, clarinet, bass guitar, and piano. I tried to learn the french horn but I failed miserably at that. I'm really really scared of zombies and sheep. I want to own a pigmy goat or one of those goats that you scare and they fall over. Songs like 'You Touch My Tra La La' or 'Boom Boom Boom Boom, I Want You In My Room.' make me very happy. I hate when people just keep talking even though you obviously really want them to shut up. I swear too much. I act really arrogant just to be annoying. I get bored easily. I hate people who are just sour to be sour. My favorite number is two. If I had my way no one would ever talk to me... ever. I like feeling short. And now I think I'm going to play tic-tac-toe with myself. I shall win! | |||||||
1. The Devil's In The DetailsA horror story about the future of our prison system. Graphic violence.Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Published: 3-7-102. See No Evil reviewsAbout a guy I know from high schoolPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-24-09 - Complete3. The West Was Never Won By Bach » reviewsVampire story, not any of this Twilight nonsense though.Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,583 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-09 - Published: 7-14-094. CrossDressing Only Leads To Confusion » reviewsBen and Jennifer aren't really twins, in fact they are the same person. Jennifer has a theory that all people really have two personalities, a male and a female.To accomendate these personalities she dresses to fit the gender role,only she makes a mistakeFiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 5-19-08 - Published: 7-10-07 - Complete5. Ailments For The Boy reviewsSo I wrote this when I was really mad at my ex who dumped me like a year ago but still treats me like I'm worthless even though I did pretty much nothing the whole relationship and after the fact as well. I like it.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-20-07 - Complete6. When I Become A Cheerleader reviewsThis is basically an insulting stereotypical oneshot that I made up. This does not reflect my views on cheerleaders, I was just bored. Get over it.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-7-07 - Complete7. The Freak And The Jock » reviewsWhen James Watts suddenly starts talking to the very antisocial Emily Horsen rumors start to fly and the most popular girl in school gets involved. Too bad she's James's girlfriend. Languagereferrences to Jesus FiniFiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,901 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 7-13-06 - Published: 7-9-06 - Complete