I am a neurotic teenager
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The stories that serve as personal torture:
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Forrester's Fool-Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion: Proof that the quirky didn't die with the birth of FP. Actually, I use this as a way to get the completely random out of my head. Adelaide wasn't so crazy in the first drafts, but now, I can't imagine her any other way. Can't exactly say how many chapters I have left, but I don't think it can go on forever. (Incomplete)
Standard Deviation: My fight against the personal terrors of Statistics. Actually, it's more of a comical relief to claims of taking over the world in the future. This won't be very long, maybe twenty chapters or so. It was something I had to get out for a ficathon I entered and won't be entering anytime soon. (Incomplete)
Because She Hated Phones: It should be titled 'Because I hate phones', but oh well, I needed to give the characters their props. Wasn't meant more than to be a release of procrastination while I was neglected my other stories and my summer AP English assignment. I'm slowly getting back on track, but the summer is killing me. (Complete)
A Eulogy Untold: Because Jill really did push Jack down the hill, and my speech teacher thought it would be 'fun' to write such a thing. Shows how much she knows. I ended up writing it on scraps of paper with grease stains from the chicken wings I was eating while writing it. Nothing more than the history of a nursery rhyme. (Complete)
How To Catch A Leprechaun: Collab project to show the true feminists and environmentalists. Actually, it's really a story about marijuana and why everyone loves their Mary Jane. Not really, we just wanted a hot leprechaun that wasn't the size of drawfs because we are the size of drawfs and have repressed feelings about our height. (Incomplete)
Gossip At The Thunderbox: It's here to reflect our feelings when it comes to the topic of public restrooms. But mostly, I just wanted to flaunt the word 'thunderbox' because that's just an awesome word. Oh, and it's a slight parody of relationships we've seen on FP. Take a look, you'll be sure to either cringe or smile. (Incomplete)
The story status that beats the writer:
Forrester's Fool-Proof Guide To Teenage Rebellion:
Chapter 6.5: Title Only
Chapter 7: 20 percent
Standard Deviation:
Chapter 2: A whole paragraph
How To Catch A Leprechaun:
Chapter 2: A couple paragraphs
Gossip At The Thunderbox:
Chapter 3: Still in the bathrooms
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