DO NOT PM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please e-mail me at: kunoichamongtheflames@yahoo.com if need be.

OR

Please e-mail me at: katdemonoffire@yahoo.com if need be.

Name: If I told you, your head would explode.

Age: 15

apparently, my iq is 120, this is what we discover when I get REALLY bored.

Gender: chik

Location: hell, Konoha tracking down people on my poke list, sound country painting Sasuke's toenails hot pink, or Amestris reading my list of short jokes to Ed.

My poke list: Shikamarugirl (Kichi), Ninja of Psychotic Flame (no oc), Ari Phoenix (Hikari/Kitsune), Foreign Geisha (Yumi), Hinode no Hana (Namida), Getsu no Hana (Kikori), PandaGaara Insomniac, Kakashi, Naruto, Tsunade, My characters (they jump then kill me), Gai, Lee, Tonton, Shizune, Random Jonin and chuunin, Sakura, Neji, Anko, Kurenai, Asuma, those two guys that are always carrying stuff for Tsunade but they never say the names of, That might be it. I'll add more later.

List of short jokes: Ultra pipsqueak of doom, Ultra hyper pipsqueak, Fullmetatal pipsqueak, Fullmetatal midget, Fullmetatal little bit, Fullmetatal Small fry, Fullmetatal ant, Fullmetatal Atom, Fullmetatal Molecule, Fullmetatal dot, Fullmetatal insect. (Message me more)

How to review:

No:

"Dud!!!1 this is so awesum u rul! I love sockera!!!"

No. I don't think it's a very credible review if you mispell a characters name that badly and don't use proper grammar.

(some one actually reviewed this in my freind's fanfic:)

"BB MUTHAIN ROXS FOR SAYIN DAT TO RAVHOE! ROB JUST BEING COOLIO SO HE CAN GET IN STARS PANTS YO! I KNOW DAT CUZ IM A MUTHAIN GUY! STARS A GOOD HOE 2 HE GONNA PICK STAR OVA RAVHOE ANYDAY! HE AINT STUPS DIGGIT!

JUS LET RAVHOE DIE BY CUTTIN HERSELF! SHE GOT 2 CLOSE TO A VIEN OR SUMTIN! THAT HOW EVERY ONE WRITES THAT HOE UP ANYWAYS!

JUS LET HER MUTHAIN DIE!"

Who the hell would want a review like that? Not to mention this little coward reviewed annomasly. WIthout an e-mail. Just so he could flame! And I don't want type like that, no matter how nice you're being.

"YOUR FIC SUCKS!!!! GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!"

People put things like that, too. (Not to my fics, actually, but that's probably just cuz I hardly got any reviews!! cries But it's okay cuz my last 2 fics sucked anyway, I deleted them.) Mostly to suethors, but you get the point.

Yes:

Hi. I like your story.

Note that it used good grammar.

You made a few people kind of out of character. And your oc seems kind of sueish. WHat with the dead family and all.

see? they pointed out the problems. They were polite. They are clearly at least a decent writer be cause they followed the laws of the english language.

Your story kind of sucks. Everyone's ooc and your "oc" is a Mary Sue. You should probably just start over. A character with that angsty a past is bound to fail a sue test

see? they pointed out the problems. i know why it sucks. I thank them for honesty even though I made that review up.

Death threats DO NOT USE:

I shall cut you to pieces so small Edward Elric couldn't see them.

I'll bite your arms off and beat you with them.

I'll rip off your head and eat it.

"I'll impale you with a plate." "is that possible?" "wanna find out?",

now shut up before i kill you

If you don't shut your mouth right now your trachea is coming out.

The voices in my head: Terra, Savannah, Drewcilla, Rubi, Rachelle, Kitana, Claura, Airla, Onya, Sakura (not the character; pronounced like in card captor Sakura.)

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile please

favorite quotes:

"I order you to spill your internal organs!" - Omi (1)

"Hey! Look at that dust cloud! It's so... poofy... Poof!" Tai Li

"Don't fuck with adults you bastard!" Kakashi. (2)

"Meow." Savanna-samma.

"Hey, why don't you go play a game of hide and go fuck yourself?!" Lance ( Crazynut's/Zhellas's character.)

"I can't believe it!" English Naruto.

"... Mommy told me never to open a soda bottle with any ninja weapons; so this time I used a butcher knife! I cut my whole hand off.!" -something Amara wrote in her diary.

"If anything happens, you can visit the military authorities anytime. I'll probably be in the military for life." - Colonel Mustang "...For life?"- Hawkeye (Before she joined.) "Yes." "Please don't die."

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

And one last thing, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Horselvr4evr123,Chaos inducer, Witchdoctor42, zHellas, catdemon-ninja

O lny srmat poelpe can raed this.

cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
you can raed this psas it on !!

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal eletrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs!

If you DON'T have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

(Sadly, It's where my fanfic takes place. I CAN'T GET OUT!!!!)

Place the toilet paper wrapped mummy and the surprised koala to your profile if you are worthy of calling yourself weird! You can also use it if you believe that the world should be ruled by WUAC.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.