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Author has written 12 stories for Horror, Humor, Romance, Historical, Sci-Fi, General, and Fantasy. REEVIIEEEWWWSSS!! I MUST HAVE THEM!! Like most writers, I am a shameless review junkie. Thus, like most writers, I find fictionpress terribly disheartening. I have a novel I've been working on every night for over five years now and I'M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO BETA-READ IT. In fact, right now the wonderful Nicki BluIs is beta-reading it, and she yelled at me for not telling the world as much. She's very good. I have posted some stuff related to this literary monster (which you should read!) but I daren't post the book itself here because I love my characters too deeply to risk their being stolen, as happened when I so foolishly posted my first chapter to another site. Sadness. Anyhow, even if I did post it nobody would read it and I'd be so disillusioned that I'd probably go step in front of a bus or something. Seriously. The part I have put up here has gone summarily ignored, so... yeah. 'Tis enough to make a person bitter. But if you're wondering, the things here related to mine opus magnus are Sins, Arvin, and Captain Blake, though not exactly in that order. If you read something you should read one of the above listed, or Vehicular Homicide or Sorrow or The End, because those are ones I care about, as opposed to certain other works I have up here (ahem, evil hobos, anyone?). Also, if you do read one of these - or anything else, for me or anyone - FOR GOODNESS SAKE WRITE A REVIEW!! Even, "Hey, I read this," would suffice. Come on, now. Seriously. I'm baffled as to how some stories on this site have gotten reviews into the hundreds when I got almost a hundred hits on Witty and Misleading (another good one!) before getting a single review. Gosh that's depressing. Am I that bad? But if I am, why wouldn't people tell me so? Why allow me to continue operating under the false assumption that I can write? For God's sake, people - I'd rather be criticized than ignored. Sorry. Emo attack. I kind of get the idea that this site is just a wasteland of forgotten writings lying unread and unreviewed, strewn across the internets like so much stale breadcrust. But perhaps... perhaps someday someone will find me, like a tiny sulfide crystal in a roiling torrent of mud, and then I can stop sounding so stupid. Ha. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Write reviews or I will be sad. PS. I'm also on fanfiction.net as EvilReceptionistOfDoom (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1071608/) and on deviantart as haius (http://haius.deviantart.com/). | |||||||||
1. Captain Blake is a Sentimental Little Girl » reviewsThere's a war going on. One young officer OMG HE IS SO HAWT ZOMG wants to go home to be with his wife. His superiors have other ideas. ...And when iron-fisted authority gets the upper hand? It's Maxend Blake to the rescue! PLUS: An unwelcome prostitute!Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,856 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 3-13-092. Sins and Dark Things reviewsHe's married, but she doesn't care - he's her prisoner, and his wife far away. She wants him... and she will have him, no matter it what takes to get him.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 4-5-093. Unrepentent Sorrow » reviewsTragedy surrounds Sorrow Whitman's birth, unrequited love her adulthood, and mystery her end. Death Itself, the Fountain of Youth and the young man whose heart Sorrow cannot redeem will all play a part. --a gothic romance--Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 1-19-094. Arvin Gauss, Ordinary Immortal » reviewsArvin is a teacher, and Arvin is very, very mundane... except for one small detail: he never gets any older. When a woman shows up at his door claiming to share his immortality, can Arvin leave his ordinary life behind? --I beg of you, please review--Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 10-5-08 - Published: 9-21-085. Vehicular Homicide reviewsDeath in the snow. An accident, maybe - but her fault. And she can't take it back. --Inspired by true events!--Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-27-08 - Published: 8-27-086. The End reviewsThe world has ended for every creature on earth... except one. Alone on a deserted planet, she waits for the end.Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-31-08 - Published: 7-31-087. The Most Cracked Out Story in the History of Ever » reviewsThe title pretty much summarizes it. Rated T for language. I should warn you it's a little wordy... but HILARIOUS. Really.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 42,720 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-8-08 - Published: 10-29-078. A Man and His Dog reviewsHe shouldn't be out walking this late, anyway. Winter stars set minds to pondering, and pondering minds breed discontent. Especially when pondering infidelity.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 7-7-089. Interdimensional Crackfest reviewsHow can I even describe it? Not sure what I was on when I wrote this. PURPLE6 wants marshmallows. MARSHMALLOWS, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!Complete - Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-1-08 - Published: 7-1-0810. Three Men reviewsMy name is Anna Mulhoney, I have loved three men, and I almost died today. --- Set during the Irish Civil War.Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 6-1-0811. Insert Witty and Misleading Title Here reviewsXerox is suddenly seeing his roommate Andrew in a whole new light. Is the change in Andy - or in Xerox himself? Or were these feelings simply there all along? NOT EXPLICITComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-13-08 - Published: 3-13-0812. Attack of the Evil Hobos reviewsThe little girl shouldn't have chosen to walk home through the park that night... She met some people she didn't expect! Cue scary music.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-22-07 - Published: 10-22-07
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