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Crazy.Until.Proven.Otherwise
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since: 06-29-06, id: 530769, Profile edited: 03-03-08
Author has written 12 stories for Humor, Life, Love, Family, Young Adult, Supernatural, Thriller, Romance, and Friendship.

Alrighty peoples. I'm not into doing these sort of things anymore, my old page was crap, so lets just get down to business...

I'm what is more commonly known as a watse of space, one of Gods bigger mistakes, the reason the government should enforce contraception and all that blah, but I use it to my advantage. Usually, when I talk, people listen. I kinda have that, 'bring you to your knees please God don't let her hurt me' thing going with people...but I digress.

I'm Crazy.Until.Proven.Otherwise. Nice to meet ya'll.


NEW News: 4.3.2008

If you lot want to kill me, I'm fine with that. I'm so so sorry for being away for so long!

Prankster isn't finished because my sister, who I am trying to work out a way to legally kill, ACCIDENTALLY deleted it! Accidentally my ass! She was trying to get back at me for short sheeting her bed AND making a fool out of her in front of my friends.

Well, I would get me back, but anyway.

So I've been trying to get the whole chapter and a half I lost back out onto the page, but it ain't working. I'm Sorry, I Can't Lie has been updated, which is cool, and yeah.

Love? and sorry-ness, and less pitchforks more cookies?

Crazy.Until.Proven.Otherwise.

xyz


"Can you think of anything you'd rather be doing than this?"

"Yeah. Lying at home, in bed, somewhere where you aren't."

(Lucas to Danni in I'm Sorry, I Can't Lie.)




1. I'm Sorry, I Can't Lie » reviews
Meet Asshole. I’m his loony ex. This is my Uncle/Principal/Pain-In-My-Butt who chained us together with these stupid belts. Asshole forces me to go to a party. Asshole tries to kiss me. I kiss his very hot best friend… Wait. Did I miss my cue?
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-3-08 - Published: 6-18-07
2. Prankster » reviews
Revenge is sweet. A little cliched, yes, but I think it suits what's going to happen this weekend perfectly. After Claire landed us here, she's going DOWN!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,909 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-25-07 - Published: 7-4-06
3. Story Of The Girl Next Door reviews
When no one else wants to see, one person goes to her rescue and brings her sanity.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07
4. I Can't Take This Anymore reviews
As one girl read what was left on the wall, I can't take this anymore.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07
5. I Am Me reviews
Don’t lead I won’t follow, I’m me and I’m here, and I will never go.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-07
6. Pizza Baby reviews
It’s cheesy, greasy, and most of the time I love it. Except for when it’s plastered all down my front, giving him one more thing to laugh about. He could break my heart, although he just doesn’t know it. Then the unexpected happened.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-19-07
7. Hunter Hunted
First it was Timmy, but that was an accident. Then it was Billy. Angelique came next, worse than the others. Riko was the next to go. But Shelley escaped. For four years, she escaped, and now she was hunted. Revenge was perfect. Or so they thought
Complete - Thriller - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-19-07 - Published: 7-19-07
8. Seeing Things reviews
Delaney stared blankly at the old man in front of her. And in those precious moments, her life changed.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-26-07 - Published: 4-26-07
9. So Sick reviews
She's different, she's an exile in a pure place. She's going to be the one. She'll show them. She always does.
Young Adult - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-10-06 - Published: 10-10-06
10. Her Name Was Brittany reviews
Her name was Brittany, she died last night...A drunken driver took her life
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-18-06 - Published: 9-18-06
11. Change the World reviews
They all changed with love...
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 8-30-06
12. Shades Of Grey reviews
Stop looking at them like you don't know, they're just like you...
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-30-06 - Published: 8-30-06
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