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Poll: Have you read my collaborative work "The Romancing of Tuesday Dennings" under the penname J.Wood and K.Ezer? If you haven't, you should. That's what I regularly update. :D Vote Now!
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since: 07-02-06, id: 531028, Profile Updated: 08-25-10
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for Romance, General, Life, Politics, Love, War, School, General, and Horror.

My name is Jules. I'm American, eighteen years old. I've never been in love. I've quit smoking, my arms ache, hollow from wanting.

My favorite book is White Oleander by Janet Fitch. My favorite band, Neutral Milk Hotel. My favorite poet, Sharon Olds.

Update August 6th, 2010: I have moved to Singapore and start university on Tuesday. Times are a-changin'. The Romancing of Tuesday Dennings (which, by the way, I'm writing again), was nominated for Best Het at SKoW! Woo. You can read it here: www.fictionpress.com/~jwoodandkezer

I set up a formspring because I'm bordering on megalomania and love participating in narcissistic fun. http://www.formspring.me/julesykins

My MSN is asylumbabe@hotmail.com for reasons I understood at twelve years old. Feel free to add me, I love to chat.


1. Why She Swallows Dirty Hearts » reviews
I look at Darla's body. Her chubby feet, unshaven shins, meaty thighs, the dark hairs peeking from the mesh holes of her panties, the little cave in her skin below her belly, and then the beginnings of a swell. A novel.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-28-10 - Published: 6-16-10
2. Terminal reviews
It's hard to believe he's gone; his gray arm hair still shivers in the AC.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-10 - Complete
3. Diamondback reviews
You got the devil on you, boy," said the bartender, his eyes bloodshot. "That's what those snakes is. Satan wrapping his taloned hands around your neck."
Fiction: Horror - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete
4. If the Duchess had Lived reviews
After Robert Browning's "My Last Duchess."
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete
5. Cover Girl reviews
I had a huge falling out with one of my best friends. And now...I'm kind of seeing her for who she is.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-9-09 - Complete
6. Japlahoma reviews
Describing my experience with culture shock moving from Japan to Oklahoma. Another old-but-goodie.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-9-09 - Complete
7. Atomic Test Site reviews
An old poem, but a goodie. Posting my youngARTS portfolio.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-9-09 - Complete
8. An Updated Resume reviews
I really could not be more stressed about college.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-9-09 - Complete
9. V reviews
My take on Virginia Woolf's suicide. All italicized lines are from her actual suicide note, except for those posing as dialogue.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-21-09 - Complete
10. Mum reviews
The grandmother is someone to be ashamed of. Autobiographical.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-09 - Complete
11. Emigrar reviews
They disappear in the dry Rio Grande, where even bones evaporate.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-19-09 - Complete
12. Fixed Forms reviews
No gentleman wants to hear eulogies detailing ev'ry hit through skin and skull.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete
13. Giantess reviews
My body hates its size.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-09 - Complete
14. Mia Cara Famiglia
A dead man begs his family not to bury him, to let him burn, to let him go.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Published: 9-29-09 - Complete
15. Doorway reviews
When we got married, I promised I would be happy for her if she left me for love. I promised, but I can't be. But I'm letting her leave, and that has to be enough.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-09 - Complete
16. Marvel Method reviews
Like War in chains, a grape dangles above anticipating lips, ajar.
Poetry: Politics - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-09 - Complete
17. Shame Faced Fear reviews
This is a confession of my own shame-faced contribution to the world's problems, and I hope that anyone who reads it will reflect on their own instances of fear not of a person, but of a people, which is a generalization a peaceful world cannot afford.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-25-09 - Complete
18. bird bath reviews
and I am there." written for "The Romancing of Tuesday Dennings" in the joint account J. Wood and R. Ashman. I'm trying out Tuesday's style.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-27-09 - Complete
19. Confessions at 2 AM on Mother's Day reviews
Mature Content. It's not graphic, but it is about child molestation, so if this makes you uncomfortable please don't read it. A narrative essay describing something that happened to be when I was six years old.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-12-09 - Complete
20. Goodnight Saigon » reviews
Dear Jennifer. I write you letters in my head, sometimes. Things of this nature, in greater detail. Horrific things I could never relive on paper. Feelings that I'd never be able to tell you to your face. Just know that this is what you love. Lewis.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,265 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 3-25-09 - Complete
21. Love Ya, Unc » reviews
Lacy, quirky and fun-loving, has never had to confront life as anything more than a joke with a forever-long punchline. But when she starts getting feelings for her uncle, Scott, that she shouldn't . . . life doesn't seem so humorous anymore. Re-vamped!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,781 - Reviews: 337 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-28-07
22. Tire Swing reviews
ONESHOT. Based on song "Tire Swing" by Kimya Dawson. Impulsive Gretel remembers previous boyfriends with her psychiatrist, Paul. Her past leads her to the right person through some very random events. M for language and themes. R&R!
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete
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