I may only have one story in this account, but I have three more (abandoned) ones floating somewhere on this site, under a very different name (which I will never surrender now). So, I'm really all around you in what some may call a pervy-stalker-like way...the everyman on FictionPress, bravely striving to find myself (and a few readers) in this jungle we call cyberspace.
I am seventeen years old and hail from Canada. No igloos, no ridiculous accents, just 100 percent pure, unadultered awesomeness. Or something like that.
In my free time, I like to read, write, procastinate, and stretch my legs (with the aim of doing the splits just because I'd like to know "how it feels like," which draws disturbed looks from people upon hearing this). I also like to fake conversations in French on the cell phone while waiting in public places just to see other people's reactions. My favourite vegetable is the cucumber although I hear it is technically a fruit, a fact that makes me sad.
April 6, 2008: Hi, everyone. It's been a long time and I am amazed that I still get e-mails from FP, telling me I've got another review or author/story alert. Wow, I just appreciate it a lot. I had a long hiatus of sorts and during that time, I entered university and have therefore been stressing lots. I started a little bit on chapter eleven but since I have final exams for the whole month of April, so I will not be finishing it and posting it up until May...I just wanted to let you guys know that I will be continuing with A Lawless Life before I delve into the world of procrastination and studying. Thanks for staying with me.
August 18, 2007: I know I should be working on the next chapter for A Lawless Life, but I churned out MY VERY FIRST (!!) one-shot. I wrote it all today...all twenty pages of it in one go; I hope you like it. Please review my first one-shot; I'd appreciate it a lot.
July 29, 2007: Chapter ten is up; thank you for waiting so patiently.
June 29, 2007: Ahhh, I'll be travelling all month and I REALLY wanted to post up a chapter before leaving, but I found it impossible without making it suck badly. I wanted to make sure it's good and not just a filler or anything like that, so I'm so sorry, but it'll have to wait till I get back, which is the end of July/beginning of August.
May 7, 2007: It's actually one thirty in the morning right now and I just uploaded chapter nine of A Lawless Life. See how much I care? Eleven pages on MS Word! I must admit that I had fun looking up ugly and fat jokes, though. Please read and review, my homies! Peace it out.
April 27, 2007: Oh my goodness! I'm so grateful that I'm getting all these awesome reviews from readers! They seriously make my day; if I come home from a long and boring day of school and I check my e-mail and then I see responses to my story, I'm really happy. I just had to leave a message here to tell you that I am working on the next chapter and that I'm incredibly ecstatic that you guys are so great. Thank you.
April 8, 2007: Okay, so I didn't get chapter eight done as quickly as I hoped...(no shit says everyone), but hey, it's up now! Another male character has been added to the mix! Mwahaha.
March 1, 2007: Thanks to all the people who reviewed A Lawless Life. I totally appreciate it; thank you also to those who fav'ed either my story or me (I know who you are and you know who you are...I hope).
Anyway, just wanted to make a note that I AM working on chapter eight and it involves more Tristan Bouvier, if you still remember him. I'll probably have the (longer than normal) chapter out before the second or third week of March because that's when I'm leaving the country for vacation! Va-ca-tion...yesssss.
Feb. 16, 2007: Chapter seven is up...sooner than I thought it would be. Oh well, I couldn't help writing and writing and writing. I'm actually planning to make the chapters longer now, 3000+ or 4000 words now instead of just over 2000. I don't feel 2000 can fully convey a chapter in this story.
Feb. 3, 2007: Chapter six is up. Yeah, yeah, I suck having taken so long to update...but hey, what else is new?
Dec. 2, 2006: I uploaded chapter five of A Lawless Life yesterday. Sorry for the delay; my internet was down for about two weeks due to heavy snowfall and a large mini-tree-sized branch freefalling on my cable line outside (going, "Wheeeee!" I'm sure). Yeah, it's been a long two weeks.