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Author has written 140 stories for Life, Love, Haiku, Friendship, Song, Family, Work, Religion, School, and General. I like people. I'm an internet whore. I am a recovering self injurer. You can call me C.K. or any other nice nickname that strikes your fancy. I'm a Social Work major. I plan on re-writing part of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) to include Self Injury/Self Harm as a separate diagnosis. I would also like to write a book about Self Injury. Who's more qualified to tell our stories? If you have anything you'd like to include in the book, should I be strong enough to actually write it, please feel free to contact me. I won't use names, I won't share your story if you don't want me to. If I'm lucky, might add some stuff about diagnosing PTSD in young children to the DSM. I'm going to save the world, or at least save my small part of it. I love reviews and I love giving them. I'm a review whore. If you have any other questions, ask away. -C.K. P.S. On the off chance none of you knew this, I am Kavita Najim. | |||||||||
1. Atlantic City Ink reviewsScars are just tattoos with better stories.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-26-092. If You're Reading This, You Know Who It's For reviewsHave a nice life he says.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 7-12-093. He Smells Like Cancer reviewsI walked five miles today so I wouldn't play in traffic.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 7-2-094. A Lie I Tell Myself So I Can LoveHate You Less reviewsThe correct title is 'This Is Another Lie I Tell Myself So I Can Love/Hate You Less'.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-30-095. ILTY reviewsI'm Lying To You.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 6-19-096. Chosen my Poison reviewsI wanted to be better. I think I only made it worse.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 6-19-097. If Only You Knew reviewsI mean that.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-098. I'm so angry I don't even want to hurt myself reviewsI thought you where better than that.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-099. He Kissed Me Then Said GoodBye reviewsIf only this could say everything I fail so hard at saying.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 6-16-0910. I'm Not The Clever Girl I Used To Be reviewsI've been removed like some infectious growth. And it doesn't hurt.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 5-19-0911. Conversations With An Away Message » reviewsI still don't understand.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 4-11-0912. You don't need to blame me » reviewsYes, yes I am.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 4-8-0913. Don't Whatever Me reviewsMehComplete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 3-18-0914. Less Than A Name, Less Than A Number reviewsWhat happens when your less than a number?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-13-09 - Published: 3-13-0915. Snookaboo reviewsAt least I don't call you that in public...yet.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 3-5-0916. She Lied reviewsWhat if she screams 'RAPE' at the top of her lungs?Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 3-5-0917. ED Doesn't Just Stand For Erectile Dysfunction » reviewsThis is in the love section because it's about loving yourself and your body. Or at least accepting yourself. Here's a little secret between you me and the internet, sometimes I agree with 'Nothing tastes as good as thin feels'. And that scares me.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 10-13-0818. Half Smile reviewsShe defends me from me.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 2-8-0919. Nothing Ever Just Goes Away reviewsHe calls me names.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 2-8-0920. He Finally Called Me His Best Friend reviewsFailure is not an option. Ever.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-0921. Not The Master Of Disguise reviewsI adapt, I can change.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-0922. Irony, It's Delicious reviewsYou crush them, swallow them and digest them.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-0923. We Could Be Something » reviews...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0924. Ahh, Real Men Pwn Aholes reviewsKnow any nice guys? I want one.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0925. Still Lying reviewsSame kid as in 'Burned Out At 18'Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0926. Little Boy Lost » reviewsHe said it. Said he didn't deserve me.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0927. He Is Not Trash » reviewsI saw Babydoll yesterday.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-0928. Burned Out At 18 reviewsHonest.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 1-24-0929. We're A Badly Kept Secret, You&I reviewsAnd maybe...Maybe I don't want to stay that way.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 1-16-0930. Quixotic reviewsAs vices I'm sober enough for a drug test, but not fit for casual conversation.Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 1-16-0931. Maybe I'm Less Straight Then I Thought reviewsThe little straight girl ran right into the arms of another girl.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 1-15-0932. Don't Love Me For The Lies I Write reviewsShe's never met me, but she loves me.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-0933. Seagulls&Terns reviewsDon't you -dare- say I didn't try.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-0934. So Low reviewsYou could stand in my self esteem and come out bone dry.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-0935. Complete With Emotional Scars » reviewsI let this happen.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 1-7-0936. Bloody Wonder reviewsTrigger.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-09 - Published: 1-7-0937. Weak Doesn't Cover It reviewsI can't defend my brother from him.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-09 - Published: 1-7-0938. You Don't Love Me, What I Pity I Love You reviewsWhen I die, I want someone to make everything I suffered for a great big cosmic joke.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-0939. Promise » reviewsKeep walking, I'll stop screaming soon.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 12-10-0840. The Truth Is Your The Reason reviewsI'm Drunk As F-ck Right Now.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-0941. It's All About The Green Baby reviewsLow paying government jobs FTW!Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-0842. Pants on Fire reviewsOh Teller of Untruths, your pants are ablaze.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-0843. The Subtle Kind Of Sexy reviewsHer heels click across the tile.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-0844. I'm Grateful For Every Part That Matters reviewsEven if it's just the sex.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-0845. Fine Wine and Cheese reviewsSomethings get better with age.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-0846. Sans Sarcasm reviewsI adore sarcasm.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-0847. Insert Catchy Title Here reviewsDuck Tape saves the day. Hopefully.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-0848. Hip Hop Por La Chica reviewsI was listening to Futuristic Sex Robotz.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-0849. New Age Nonsense reviewsMy palm says I'm having a lovechild.Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-24-0850. Don't Merry Chritstmas Me reviewsHe lost the Christmas gift I gave him.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-0851. He Misses The Sensations, Not The Girl reviewsI understand I'll never be the one, but it would be a lie if I said I'd stopped crying.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 12-6-0852. Naked reviewsShe hates the rain, and it's been raining.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 12-6-0853. Divide By Zero reviewsAnd you'll have about what I feel I equal.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 11-30-0854. Pssh, Confessional Poetry reviewsI have this weird fear that when I'm not around people forget I exist.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-28-0855. King Potato Peeler reviewsA companion piece to the third chapter of "I Said 'No' When He Couldn't Hear Me"Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-28-0856. I Said 'No' When He Couldn't Hear Me » reviewsThe Mostly True Account Of Why I Am Not All That Nice In Real Life.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 10-30-0857. JD to the Fourth reviewsYou need a nickname that doesn't make me cry.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 11-15-0858. Lucky Me reviewsHe's A Sweet Talker Alright.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-0859. Picture Frame reviewsThe picture fell down the stairs today. It shattered.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-0860. Internet FailI did this to myselfLife - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-0861. Make That Two, Bitch » reviewsNot So Nice Haiku about Babies.Haiku - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 9-11-0862. The Words Inscribed Are Sad, The Meaning Is Worse reviewsI Was Born to Make A Fashion Statement.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-0863. My Heart is a Humming Bird, My Chest is a Cage reviewsThe truth is all you need to do is ask nice, and I'll be twisted up in knots around your fingers.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-0864. I'll Throw Rocks At The Moon & Howl At Head LightsI've honestly got nothing to say.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 10-20-0865. This Has Been A Long Time ComingHe Still Plays Guitar And Writes Love Songs.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 10-20-0866. The Far East My Praise &The Middle Has My CultureAn Asian woman gives me God trinkets.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-19-0867. I Made A Deal With The DevilI Sold My Soul For This.Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-19-0868. This Is Hotter Then When Drunk Chicks Make Out reviewsStraighter Then Rainbows.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-0869. The Guy At 'Best Buy' Looks Like You reviewsBut With Dreads and skinnier.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-0870. The 31st In Mexico reviewsDay of the Dead.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-0871. The Magic Word Isn't Please reviewsSwallow and Believe are synonyms.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-0872. Mind Control Will Set You FreeI'd rather die terrified then live forever.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-10-0873. If I Say I'm Lying, Is It Still A Lie? reviewsThink About it.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-9-0874. I Still Love You Maybe I Always Will reviewsMy Feelings Haven't Changed, But You Won't Have To Keep Reading About Them.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-9-0875. If Time Could Stop For Me, It Would Still Be July » reviewsJuly was when he held me for the first time. July was when we where perfect for each other.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-6-0876. Dear Dad, I Don't Like You Very Much reviewsMy family is a collection of websites and a boy who thinks of me as a sister.Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-7-0877. This Isn't Who I Ever Wanted To Be reviewsStupid or not, it's what happened.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-7-0878. Deseo Del Alama reviewsMi primer poema en español. Por favor dígame si usted ve cualesquiera errores.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-0879. When You Left You Smelt Like Old Spice Aqua ReefI'm Happier Imagining That Stupid Silly Things Remind You Of Me.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-0880. Boy, I Love You More Then Any One reviewsI really don't know what to say about this. Maybe nothing needs to be said at all.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-0881. Enmies For Life Never Desert You Like A BFF DoesHe says that if he had a best friend, I'd be it.Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-0882. No Place For Me With You reviewsToday he told me to date my math tutor.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-0883. One Week From Last Week reviewsIt's true. Masochism and Love can sometimes be the same.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-0884. I Needed More Pens & I Left My Note Book At Home reviewsI Walked Across The Parking Lot With My Eyes Closed & My Music Too Loud.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-0885. iloveyou reviewsJust Because You Don't Believe It, Doesn't Make It Any Less True.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-0886. Breathing Is Overrated reviewsI replacing my lungs with gills.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-0887. Promise, We Won't Go Down Like Beached Whales reviewsSelf Sacrifice Has Always Been A Specialty Of Mine.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-0888. I Have Mutiple Chemical Sensitivity DisorderIt's More Fun Then A Barrel OF Monkeys & It's Twice As Easy To Find Things To Hurt Myself With. I Swear, Someone Out There Is Jealous Of Me.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-0889. He Has This Habit Of Fasting For Religious ReasonsI'm Taking A Leaf From Him, Lets See How Long I Last.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-0890. You're Not Back, But It Feels Like You Never Left reviewsAnd that mixes with me like oil and water.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-0891. I see Babydoll today at 4:30 » reviewsI can't keep it secret anymore, please don't tell him I told.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 9-29-0892. My Name Should Be Jessica AIDS reviewsThat's Not As Much Of A Joke As You Think.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0893. You're My Best Friend, & I Can't Stress It Enough reviewsI'll Make You A Calender Cling Peach, If You Make One For Me!Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0894. Explatives Go Hear!I Heart Homophones.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0895. It Tastes Like The Spice reviewsHave you ever heard that song 'Tourniquet by Rasputina? It's one of my favorites.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0896. Surprise Parties Are Less Fun With Napalm reviewsIts the feeling you get when your skin gets cold and you suddenly need to excuse yourself so you can scribble on the bathroom walls.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0897. This Is A Symptom Of Self Injury reviewsI turn 18 in January.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-0898. YouAreMyBestFriendAndILoveYou reviewsHe Called me BACK! HECALLEDHECALLEDHECALLED! OMFG! HE CALLED!Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-0899. By The Way, The Condom Broke reviewsCongrats, You've Got Herpes.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08100. She's Six Years Old & Eats Her Weight In Caffeine reviewsShe's my imaginary friend.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08101. Conversations With Myself Are Never Pretty reviewsThey don't end well either.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08102. If I Was A PreExisting Person For Halloween reviewsI Think You All Know Who'd I Be.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08103. I Can Take It reviewsI miss you. I don't know how else to tell you.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08104. I Miss The Way Your Voice Sounds reviewsI wonder if you forgot how my voice sounds?Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08105. I'm So Scared Right Now I Can Hardly Type » reviewsYou're 30 miles away and I'm dying to hunt you down and hug you so hard it hurts.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08106. Keep Your Sticky Fingers Off My ThreadI love Lovelist!Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08107. I'm Recovering Slowly reviewsI keep pickpickpicking at my insides.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08108. Only Stockholm Syndrome Can Save Her Now reviewsShe should have known better the to wish for miracles.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08109. Self Loathing Has Never Been So Sexy reviewsI lied when I said I hated you.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08110. 12:53 PM reviewsI have a secret fear that you all hate me.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08111. EDNOS reviewsToday it's raining.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08112. I Dropped My Notebook On The Bus reviewsAnd I Lost A Part Of Myself.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08113. I Pulled That Fist Sized Muscle In My Chest, reviewsYa' Know The One...Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08114. Bebé Del Contenedor reviewsBasura is Spanish for trash. Bebé Del Contenedor is Spanish for Dumpster Baby. I am working towards writing a haiku in Spanish!Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08115. Did You Know That? reviewsI Wonder If You Knew.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 9-22-08116. The Best Friend You Left Might Be Having Your Baby » reviewsAny one have any nice baby names? Or an apartment for rent? Quiet knocked up college student needs cheap apartment w/ bathroom.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 9-5-08117. To Much Of A Liar For A Promise Of This Nature reviewsThis is dedicated to anyone who has ever made someone promise anything, but more specifically to those who want to do the thing they made someone else promise not to do. This is also dedicated to Isca and her poem 'Cookie Cutter Heart'.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08118. This Is Not A Lie reviewsI'm The Girl Who Sticks Around For The Long Hall.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08119. Who Thinks The Pizza Gives Up First? reviewsMy Mommy Says I'm A Winner.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08120. Not Worth The Paper We're Printed OnDon't Build Me Up To Break Me Down.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-08121. The Side Effect of Dopamine reviewsYou & I Won't Ever Work Because We Both Know You're A Byproduct Of The Medication.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-08122. This Is Feels Like I Swallowed Super GlueMy vocal cords won't vibrate.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08123. Bot Flies reviewsThey burrow in my skin.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08124. I'm Setting Myself On FireThis Will Be Fun.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08125. Like The Sister You Knew In The Biblical Sense reviewsThe Bright Side Of The Rejection You Always Knew Was Coming.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-16-08126. I Suspect I Made Myself Sick Today On Purpose reviewsI had a milkshake.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08127. What If I Told You To Stay Gone? reviewsThis Isn't True At All, I Just Had To Contemplate Every Possible Course Of Action.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08128. Alive reviewsHe's alive.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08129. Like The Man Who Let His Captives Gather DustTo Choose The Best. Or To Kill.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 9-11-08130. Like Cheap Coupons reviewsI'll put myself on sale.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08131. I Mean What I Say Dear reviewsWhen you come back, I'll still be your friend.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-7-08132. Nom De PlumSaves me from ruination.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08133. Please Lie To Me Just Once reviewsTell me what I want to hear.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08134. Panic! Post TraumaticOh Snap! Band reference. Someone's a scene b!tch.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08135. And the metallic river flows on reviewscrushing our beautiful bones.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08136. For the weak and uncaffeinated reviewsAnd I am neither.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08137. Perfect Scars reviewsA self injury haiku.Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07138. Bait Not Babe reviewsSome people make wonderful doormats. Others are excellent chew toys.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-24-07