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since: 07-08-06, id: 531936, Profile Updated: 12-30-08
country: United States
Author has written 140 stories for Life, Love, Haiku, Friendship, Song, Family, Work, Religion, School, and General.

I like people.

I'm an internet whore.
I flirt with chicks.
I like men.

I am a recovering self injurer.
I have Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).
My writing will reflect this, if that offends you, I'm sorry. But keep in mind, I'm not forcing you to read anything I write. If you don't like, that's fine.

You can call me C.K. or any other nice nickname that strikes your fancy.
To quote a song; I'm old enough to know better, but still to young to care.

I'm a Social Work major. I plan on re-writing part of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders) to include Self Injury/Self Harm as a separate diagnosis. I would also like to write a book about Self Injury. Who's more qualified to tell our stories? If you have anything you'd like to include in the book, should I be strong enough to actually write it, please feel free to contact me. I won't use names, I won't share your story if you don't want me to.

If I'm lucky, might add some stuff about diagnosing PTSD in young children to the DSM. I'm going to save the world, or at least save my small part of it.

I love reviews and I love giving them. I'm a review whore.

If you have any other questions, ask away.

-C.K.

P.S.

On the off chance none of you knew this, I am Kavita Najim.

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1. Atlantic City Ink reviews
Scars are just tattoos with better stories.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 7-26-09
2. If You're Reading This, You Know Who It's For reviews
Have a nice life he says.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 7-12-09
3. He Smells Like Cancer reviews
I walked five miles today so I wouldn't play in traffic.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 7-2-09
4. A Lie I Tell Myself So I Can LoveHate You Less reviews
The correct title is 'This Is Another Lie I Tell Myself So I Can Love/Hate You Less'.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-30-09
5. ILTY reviews
I'm Lying To You.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 6-19-09
6. Chosen my Poison reviews
I wanted to be better. I think I only made it worse.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 6-19-09
7. If Only You Knew reviews
I mean that.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-09
8. I'm so angry I don't even want to hurt myself reviews
I thought you where better than that.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-09
9. He Kissed Me Then Said GoodBye reviews
If only this could say everything I fail so hard at saying.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 6-16-09
10. I'm Not The Clever Girl I Used To Be reviews
I've been removed like some infectious growth. And it doesn't hurt.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 5-19-09
11. Conversations With An Away Message » reviews
I still don't understand.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 4-11-09
12. You don't need to blame me » reviews
Yes, yes I am.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 4-8-09
13. Don't Whatever Me reviews
Meh
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 3-18-09
14. Less Than A Name, Less Than A Number reviews
What happens when your less than a number?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-13-09 - Published: 3-13-09
15. Snookaboo reviews
At least I don't call you that in public...yet.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 3-5-09
16. She Lied reviews
What if she screams 'RAPE' at the top of her lungs?
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 3-5-09
17. ED Doesn't Just Stand For Erectile Dysfunction » reviews
This is in the love section because it's about loving yourself and your body. Or at least accepting yourself. Here's a little secret between you me and the internet, sometimes I agree with 'Nothing tastes as good as thin feels'. And that scares me.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-9-09 - Published: 10-13-08
18. Half Smile reviews
She defends me from me.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 2-8-09
19. Nothing Ever Just Goes Away reviews
He calls me names.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-8-09 - Published: 2-8-09
20. He Finally Called Me His Best Friend reviews
Failure is not an option. Ever.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-09
21. Not The Master Of Disguise reviews
I adapt, I can change.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-09
22. Irony, It's Delicious reviews
You crush them, swallow them and digest them.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 2-2-09
23. We Could Be Something » reviews
...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-09
24. Ahh, Real Men Pwn Aholes reviews
Know any nice guys? I want one.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-09
25. Still Lying reviews
Same kid as in 'Burned Out At 18'
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-09
26. Little Boy Lost » reviews
He said it. Said he didn't deserve me.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-09
27. He Is Not Trash » reviews
I saw Babydoll yesterday.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-09
28. Burned Out At 18 reviews
Honest.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-24-09 - Published: 1-24-09
29. We're A Badly Kept Secret, You&I reviews
And maybe...Maybe I don't want to stay that way.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 1-16-09
30. Quixotic reviews
As vices I'm sober enough for a drug test, but not fit for casual conversation.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-16-09 - Published: 1-16-09
31. Maybe I'm Less Straight Then I Thought reviews
The little straight girl ran right into the arms of another girl.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-15-09 - Published: 1-15-09
32. Don't Love Me For The Lies I Write reviews
She's never met me, but she loves me.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-09
33. Seagulls&Terns reviews
Don't you -dare- say I didn't try.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-09
34. So Low reviews
You could stand in my self esteem and come out bone dry.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 1-13-09
35. Complete With Emotional Scars » reviews
I let this happen.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-8-09 - Published: 1-7-09
36. Bloody Wonder reviews
Trigger.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-7-09 - Published: 1-7-09
37. Weak Doesn't Cover It reviews
I can't defend my brother from him.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-7-09 - Published: 1-7-09
38. You Don't Love Me, What I Pity I Love You reviews
When I die, I want someone to make everything I suffered for a great big cosmic joke.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-09
39. Promise » reviews
Keep walking, I'll stop screaming soon.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 12-10-08
40. The Truth Is Your The Reason reviews
I'm Drunk As F-ck Right Now.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-6-09
41. It's All About The Green Baby reviews
Low paying government jobs FTW!
Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
42. Pants on Fire reviews
Oh Teller of Untruths, your pants are ablaze.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
43. The Subtle Kind Of Sexy reviews
Her heels click across the tile.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-08
44. I'm Grateful For Every Part That Matters reviews
Even if it's just the sex.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-08
45. Fine Wine and Cheese reviews
Somethings get better with age.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-08
46. Sans Sarcasm reviews
I adore sarcasm.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-08
47. Insert Catchy Title Here reviews
Duck Tape saves the day. Hopefully.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-08
48. Hip Hop Por La Chica reviews
I was listening to Futuristic Sex Robotz.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-27-08 - Published: 12-27-08
49. New Age Nonsense reviews
My palm says I'm having a lovechild.
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-24-08
50. Don't Merry Chritstmas Me reviews
He lost the Christmas gift I gave him.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-21-08 - Published: 12-21-08
51. He Misses The Sensations, Not The Girl reviews
I understand I'll never be the one, but it would be a lie if I said I'd stopped crying.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 12-6-08
52. Naked reviews
She hates the rain, and it's been raining.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 12-6-08
53. Divide By Zero reviews
And you'll have about what I feel I equal.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-08 - Published: 11-30-08
54. Pssh, Confessional Poetry reviews
I have this weird fear that when I'm not around people forget I exist.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-28-08
55. King Potato Peeler reviews
A companion piece to the third chapter of "I Said 'No' When He Couldn't Hear Me"
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-08 - Published: 11-28-08
56. I Said 'No' When He Couldn't Hear Me » reviews
The Mostly True Account Of Why I Am Not All That Nice In Real Life.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-16-08 - Published: 10-30-08
57. JD to the Fourth reviews
You need a nickname that doesn't make me cry.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-08 - Published: 11-15-08
58. Lucky Me reviews
He's A Sweet Talker Alright.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-08
59. Picture Frame reviews
The picture fell down the stairs today. It shattered.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-08
60. Internet Fail
I did this to myself
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-5-08 - Published: 11-5-08
61. Make That Two, Bitch » reviews
Not So Nice Haiku about Babies.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 9-11-08
62. The Words Inscribed Are Sad, The Meaning Is Worse reviews
I Was Born to Make A Fashion Statement.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-08
63. My Heart is a Humming Bird, My Chest is a Cage reviews
The truth is all you need to do is ask nice, and I'll be twisted up in knots around your fingers.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-08
64. I'll Throw Rocks At The Moon & Howl At Head Lights
I've honestly got nothing to say.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 10-20-08
65. This Has Been A Long Time Coming
He Still Plays Guitar And Writes Love Songs.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-20-08 - Published: 10-20-08
66. The Far East My Praise &The Middle Has My Culture
An Asian woman gives me God trinkets.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-19-08
67. I Made A Deal With The Devil
I Sold My Soul For This.
Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-08 - Published: 10-19-08
68. This Is Hotter Then When Drunk Chicks Make Out reviews
Straighter Then Rainbows.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-08
69. The Guy At 'Best Buy' Looks Like You reviews
But With Dreads and skinnier.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-08
70. The 31st In Mexico reviews
Day of the Dead.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-08
71. The Magic Word Isn't Please reviews
Swallow and Believe are synonyms.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-11-08 - Published: 10-11-08
72. Mind Control Will Set You Free
I'd rather die terrified then live forever.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-10-08 - Published: 10-10-08
73. If I Say I'm Lying, Is It Still A Lie? reviews
Think About it.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-9-08
74. I Still Love You Maybe I Always Will reviews
My Feelings Haven't Changed, But You Won't Have To Keep Reading About Them.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-9-08
75. If Time Could Stop For Me, It Would Still Be July » reviews
July was when he held me for the first time. July was when we where perfect for each other.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-6-08
76. Dear Dad, I Don't Like You Very Much reviews
My family is a collection of websites and a boy who thinks of me as a sister.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-7-08
77. This Isn't Who I Ever Wanted To Be reviews
Stupid or not, it's what happened.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-7-08 - Published: 10-7-08
78. Deseo Del Alama reviews
Mi primer poema en español. Por favor dígame si usted ve cualesquiera errores.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-08
79. When You Left You Smelt Like Old Spice Aqua Reef
I'm Happier Imagining That Stupid Silly Things Remind You Of Me.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-08
80. Boy, I Love You More Then Any One reviews
I really don't know what to say about this. Maybe nothing needs to be said at all.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-08
81. Enmies For Life Never Desert You Like A BFF Does
He says that if he had a best friend, I'd be it.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-08
82. No Place For Me With You reviews
Today he told me to date my math tutor.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-08
83. One Week From Last Week reviews
It's true. Masochism and Love can sometimes be the same.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-08
84. I Needed More Pens & I Left My Note Book At Home reviews
I Walked Across The Parking Lot With My Eyes Closed & My Music Too Loud.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-08
85. iloveyou reviews
Just Because You Don't Believe It, Doesn't Make It Any Less True.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-08
86. Breathing Is Overrated reviews
I replacing my lungs with gills.
Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-08 - Published: 10-4-08
87. Promise, We Won't Go Down Like Beached Whales reviews
Self Sacrifice Has Always Been A Specialty Of Mine.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08
88. I Have Mutiple Chemical Sensitivity Disorder
It's More Fun Then A Barrel OF Monkeys & It's Twice As Easy To Find Things To Hurt Myself With. I Swear, Someone Out There Is Jealous Of Me.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08
89. He Has This Habit Of Fasting For Religious Reasons
I'm Taking A Leaf From Him, Lets See How Long I Last.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08
90. You're Not Back, But It Feels Like You Never Left reviews
And that mixes with me like oil and water.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-08 - Published: 10-1-08
91. I see Babydoll today at 4:30 » reviews
I can't keep it secret anymore, please don't tell him I told.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 9-29-08
92. My Name Should Be Jessica AIDS reviews
That's Not As Much Of A Joke As You Think.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
93. You're My Best Friend, & I Can't Stress It Enough reviews
I'll Make You A Calender Cling Peach, If You Make One For Me!
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
94. Explatives Go Hear!
I Heart Homophones.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
95. It Tastes Like The Spice reviews
Have you ever heard that song 'Tourniquet by Rasputina? It's one of my favorites.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
96. Surprise Parties Are Less Fun With Napalm reviews
Its the feeling you get when your skin gets cold and you suddenly need to excuse yourself so you can scribble on the bathroom walls.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
97. This Is A Symptom Of Self Injury reviews
I turn 18 in January.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-08 - Published: 9-27-08
98. YouAreMyBestFriendAndILoveYou reviews
He Called me BACK! HECALLEDHECALLEDHECALLED! OMFG! HE CALLED!
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
99. By The Way, The Condom Broke reviews
Congrats, You've Got Herpes.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
100. She's Six Years Old & Eats Her Weight In Caffeine reviews
She's my imaginary friend.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
101. Conversations With Myself Are Never Pretty reviews
They don't end well either.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
102. If I Was A PreExisting Person For Halloween reviews
I Think You All Know Who'd I Be.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
103. I Can Take It reviews
I miss you. I don't know how else to tell you.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
104. I Miss The Way Your Voice Sounds reviews
I wonder if you forgot how my voice sounds?
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
105. I'm So Scared Right Now I Can Hardly Type » reviews
You're 30 miles away and I'm dying to hunt you down and hug you so hard it hurts.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
106. Keep Your Sticky Fingers Off My Thread
I love Lovelist!
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 9-26-08
107. I'm Recovering Slowly reviews
I keep pickpickpicking at my insides.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08
108. Only Stockholm Syndrome Can Save Her Now reviews
She should have known better the to wish for miracles.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08
109. Self Loathing Has Never Been So Sexy reviews
I lied when I said I hated you.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08
110. 12:53 PM reviews
I have a secret fear that you all hate me.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08
111. EDNOS reviews
Today it's raining.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-08 - Published: 9-25-08
112. I Dropped My Notebook On The Bus reviews
And I Lost A Part Of Myself.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08
113. I Pulled That Fist Sized Muscle In My Chest, reviews
Ya' Know The One...
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08
114. Bebé Del Contenedor reviews
Basura is Spanish for trash. Bebé Del Contenedor is Spanish for Dumpster Baby. I am working towards writing a haiku in Spanish!
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 9-24-08
115. Did You Know That? reviews
I Wonder If You Knew.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 9-22-08
116. The Best Friend You Left Might Be Having Your Baby » reviews
Any one have any nice baby names? Or an apartment for rent? Quiet knocked up college student needs cheap apartment w/ bathroom.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 9-5-08
117. To Much Of A Liar For A Promise Of This Nature reviews
This is dedicated to anyone who has ever made someone promise anything, but more specifically to those who want to do the thing they made someone else promise not to do. This is also dedicated to Isca and her poem 'Cookie Cutter Heart'.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08
118. This Is Not A Lie reviews
I'm The Girl Who Sticks Around For The Long Hall.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08
119. Who Thinks The Pizza Gives Up First? reviews
My Mommy Says I'm A Winner.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-08 - Published: 9-21-08
120. Not Worth The Paper We're Printed On
Don't Build Me Up To Break Me Down.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-08
121. The Side Effect of Dopamine reviews
You & I Won't Ever Work Because We Both Know You're A Byproduct Of The Medication.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-08 - Published: 9-18-08
122. This Is Feels Like I Swallowed Super Glue
My vocal cords won't vibrate.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08
123. Bot Flies reviews
They burrow in my skin.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08
124. I'm Setting Myself On Fire
This Will Be Fun.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-17-08 - Published: 9-17-08
125. Like The Sister You Knew In The Biblical Sense reviews
The Bright Side Of The Rejection You Always Knew Was Coming.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-16-08
126. I Suspect I Made Myself Sick Today On Purpose reviews
I had a milkshake.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
127. What If I Told You To Stay Gone? reviews
This Isn't True At All, I Just Had To Contemplate Every Possible Course Of Action.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
128. Alive reviews
He's alive.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 9-14-08
129. Like The Man Who Let His Captives Gather Dust
To Choose The Best. Or To Kill.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-11-08 - Published: 9-11-08
130. Like Cheap Coupons reviews
I'll put myself on sale.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-8-08 - Published: 9-8-08
131. I Mean What I Say Dear reviews
When you come back, I'll still be your friend.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-7-08 - Published: 9-7-08
132. Nom De Plum
Saves me from ruination.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
133. Please Lie To Me Just Once reviews
Tell me what I want to hear.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 9-6-08
134. Panic! Post Traumatic
Oh Snap! Band reference. Someone's a scene b!tch.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08
135. And the metallic river flows on reviews
crushing our beautiful bones.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08
136. For the weak and uncaffeinated reviews
And I am neither.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-5-08 - Published: 9-5-08
137. Perfect Scars reviews
A self injury haiku.
Complete - Haiku - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-28-07 - Published: 10-28-07
138. Bait Not Babe reviews
Some people make wonderful doormats. Others are excellent chew toys.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-24-07
139. Size 13 reviews
I'd rather be a happy magic marker then a depressed pencil.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-24-07 - Published: 6-24-07
140. Medicated reviews
Amitriptyline and Zoloft. All the cool kids are taking them.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - Spanish - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-07 - Published: 6-19-07
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