Hello. This is Freidon here, pronounced Free-dun. (No, this is not my real name.) I'm new at fictionpress.com, so excuse me, and inform me, if I make any errors in my stories. Reviews are (naturally) appreciated. Critisism is even more appreciated.

So, I hope that you enjoy these stories! I'm known as Freidon on several other sites as well, so if you spot me there, it's probably me. (As most people don't have nicknames such as Freidon). Also, if you ever see the pen-name Jennifer Floretta, it is also most likely me.

Enough with the boring comments, time for boring quotes! That's right, here is where I name several of my favorite quotes. Whether it's from movies, books, or just a joke between my friends and I, here are some Quotes.

Me-"Are you saying you've never heard of Bach? The musician?" Other-"Isn't he that dead dude?"

Jack Sparrow, POTC- " You can mistrust me less then you can mistrust him, trust me."

Steven Spielberg- “Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?”

Dr. Seuss- "There is no one Youer then You."

Mark Twain- “Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often”

Robert Frost- "Writing a poem is discovering”

Unknown- "There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't."

Bumber Sticker- "All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King."

-Freidon-