Born and raised in southern California. I play the sax and drive around pizzas. Kristen Stewart has taken the place of Alexis Bledel.

i think it was my father who made me decide to

become a bum.

i decided that if a man like that wants to be rich

then i want to be poor. - C.B.

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"Eva Longoria must be a lesbian because she married a woman." - a passionate Suns fan

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1. Christmastime Is Here » reviews

Shopping during the holidays. Shopping during the holidays with girls. Trying to pick out a decent gift for your girlfriend. Oh God.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-08 - Published: 12-20-07

2. Drowning in Estrogen » reviews

Living with my mom and three older sisters, I sometimes feel like I’m drowning in estrogen. Considering I’m the only guy in the house, Grandpa Joe was surprised I turned out straight. That makes two of us...

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,375 - Reviews: 88 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-21-06