Hey, our names are Ceira and Kristin and we are best friends writing a few stories together, probably.
Our first story was Rated R For Rockstars. We hit a dead end on that one, so now we have Dusk which is basically fantasy love. You really have to read it to understand it, I suppose. Ceira is writing the part of our Faerie, Guinevere. Kristin is writing the part of the Pirate Sawyer. Please read and review. We hope you enjoy.
Sincerely, with love,
Ceira and Kristin
Our quotes::
Kristin: "Why are you giving me Midol? Midol doesn't cure BITCHY!"
Kristin: "I'm not conceited, I'm just overly-confident!"
Ceira: "Your tee shirt says Princess but your face says Troll."
Ceira: "One day, cats will rule the world. it's true. Mark my words."
Kristin: "Uhm... my socks are out to eat me!!"
Ceira: "Oh, dear. It seems the Bitch Faerie has decided to pay us a little visit."
Kristin: "If I'm a bitch, you're a bitch. Your mom's a bitch for having a bitch, and your dad is a bitch for screwing a bitch. Who's a bitch now, bitch?
Ceira: "Uhm... well... you know what? YOUR FACE! HA! Beat that."
Ceira: "Ceira (Pronounced: see-ruh) Noun. Fruit resembling a cross between a mango, pineapple, and grape. Best if eaten frozen. Tee hee. ."
Ceira: "Eh... I'm only using her for her wonderous lesbian SMEX. Hahaha. Just kidding.. Hahaha. No seriously."
Kristin: "Cliques Suck Ass."
Kristin: "I'm cute? No SHIT!"
Kristin: "HEY! ... Shut up!"
Ceira: " If there was a contest for constapated bitches, you'd win the gold."
Kristin: "Ever had a day where you don't want to smile and you don't want to laugh and you don't want to get up and you don't want to talk to anyone, and you just feel like hitting someone in the face but you don't know what's wrong? I'll tell you what's wrong. You're PMSing!"
Ceira: "That's exactly what I was gonna say! Only yours used bigger words and it sounded good!"