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Author has written 15 stories for Spiritual, Friendship, Romance, Biography, Essay, Young Adult, General, and Humor. Hi all! My name is Robert Kingett and I am blind. I also love listening to audio books, and just writing in general. I was born in new York, in IceLib, I don't know how to spell the name so don't sue me just yet. I've been going to the Florida School for the Deaf and the Blind for pretty much most of my life now. I love it there and I love who my friends are there. A little more about me. I was born with a physical disability known as cerebral palsy, which effects the nerve system in my brain. No it's not deadly and or contagious. It did however cause me to walk with a limp, and have a speech impediment. Mine, particularly, is stuttering. I'm shy, and love reading. I'm a nerd all the way and don't care what all you nerd haters think. Screw you when your bagging my groceries, just remember buddy, I had the last laugh. I also, love reading books just to see if I can't fid some hidden connection within it's pages. Kind of like what I did with twilight and the garden of Eden. I'm also a computer nerd. I even had an interview with insight radio. Well, that's it! I think I will add more later, but I don't know. It depends on how bored I am. | |||||||||||
1. The dorm paradox » reviewsIn this slightly hilarious account of a blind kid in boarding school. Various things happen such as fires, making new friends, and getting caught in the shower when fire alarms go off. That's not all however, theirs the irate dorm staff, and love in the mBiography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,950 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 9-19-092. My entrained essays » reviewsThis is a collaboration of witty, intellectual, shocking, thought provoking, and random essays that I've come up during school and out of school. They range from all kinds of things. Enjoy!Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-3-09 - Published: 8-14-093. Scary shocking short stories »This is a collection of strange, funny, scary, witty, and down right awkward short stories I have made over the past few months. All types are in this collection such as humor romance, and many others!Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,338 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-09 - Published: 8-14-094. the mordant news archive » reviewsan archive That displays very sardonic news articles making fun of all kinds of things even homophobes and apple. Packed with laughter, this archive will make your gut die of laughter!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 9-6-095. My maniacal intellectual rants » reviewsThis is a collaboration of various topics that I have “ranted” about. Some of these are immature, some will have you laughing out loud all night long, but they all have one thing in common. They have a point. Rated M for use of language.Essay - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 8-14-096. A despondent poetry collection »This is a poetry collection with funny, inspirational, lovely, sad, witty, and heart touching poems about many things. A football game, love, child abuse, friendship, love, and various other things filled with emotion. Hope you all enjoy!General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 8-18-097. My Random reviews » reviewsThese are just a collaboration of all my witty immature reviews. Reviews include, but not limited to Harry Potter and the half blood prince… Movie and Eragon the book. filled with humor. These are worth a shot!Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,226 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 8-14-098. Delightful diaries » reviewsDelightful diaries are a series of diary entries by inanimate objects such as a firework, a pen, a PDF document, a car, and much more. Hilarious and gripping, these diaries will make you think twice before lighting up the next firework among other thingsBiography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 8-16-099. Beowulf untold »This is a parody/summery of the epic poem Beowulf I did in my English class one day. Beowulf and his awesome hair must defeat the horrible Brittany Spears like creature, Grindel. can he do it… or will he be seen in the next barbers shop some place?Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 9-12-0910. Sightless hope, a memoir » reviewsA young blind precocious armature writer with CP has been abused for more than 7 years, and now he finally can get out of this nightmare. it may leave his siblings on the streets to die. Does he escape and risk his sibling’s lives, or does he stay in hellBiography - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 4-19-0911. all for one and one for all » reviews3 kids meat in nonstructural ways, and 3 uncommon friendships form between kids that were neglected, with the strength of each others hearts, they battle issues without anyones help but themselves. when one leaves, the other 2 vow to find him.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,800 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 10-21-0712. Apartment snags A memoir »What happens when visually impaired kids set out to own apartments? They get hit on by gay men, flirt with cell company managers, encounter Prada thieves, and so much more with little cash to spare!Complete - Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-7-09 - Published: 6-7-0913. Ciara » reviewstwo people meet one day by chance. they fall in love with each other so much that they constantly think about each other and cannot live without one another. their love is strong, it's the best thing in the world. there is one problem however, it's illegaRomance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,532 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 11-1-0814. i will allways think about you reviewsthis is a poem i made for a good friend by the name of connie M mounts. my name is robert uknow imiaa u2 much togo on aloneComplete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-22-07 - Published: 7-22-0715. alpha, the stone of knoliage » reviewsLANQUAGE two kids find a magical stone that has kids trapped inside it. the stone swiches there bodies. now two handicapped tenagers get a sense of what his freind has to go through. a blind man can see, a deaf man can hear music. what can go wrong?Spiritual - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,455 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 1-8-07