Welcome to Weirdo, Sarcastic Inc.

How may I not help you?

"I'm sarcastic and have a smartass attitude. It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit, and stupidity."

Well, that quote above, most undoubtly describes me. But then again, it's not my fault I was molded that way.

For the most part, I'm an alright person - though I know a few people who will disagree with me, but they won't say anything for fear I will hurt them. I am not a naturally violent person, I'm an innaturally violent person. I'm a sarcastic person, if my pen name wasn't a clue. I'm a random person, who says and does random acts of randomness - like before I redid this profile, I had said something about bastardly, dastardly deeds.

Don't ask.

It just popped into my head. And also I do that too... talk to myself, since who better than yourself to think your innermost thoughts with? Asides, from friends, of course :D.

As far as my stories go, most of them will be romance because I seem to be a hopeless romantic at heart. A couple of them are supernatural, and all of them have humor in them. Also, with my stories and myself in general, I will usually be working on one of them, maybe ones on here, maybe ones that I started but I haven't put up here, etc... I tend to get a lot of ideas in my head, which... how shall I say... distracts me from writing the story I was working on; I am a very imaginative person, so if it takes me awhile to update, you'll know why.

And a secret for you all...

I have written over 20 stories and half of them aren't even typed. So, I will most likely put the summaries up for them, if I feel like it.

That's another thing: I will tell you all of my bad qualities. Such as: I'm lazy, sarcastic, violent, rude, mean, bossy, bitchy, and a whole list of others. I'm not so much good with positive qualites in myself because I feel like I really don't have a lot.

Things you will like about me: I'm crazy, fun - sort of, random, sarcastic, funny (I guess), am a completely book freak, or 'nerd', animal lover, video gamer, and etc...

Things you will not like about me: I'm evil, sarcastic, violent, like punching dudes in the balls for completely reasonable reasons, hitting people for, again, reasonable reasons, have a very bad tendency to get angry quickly, impatient, insulting people, and incredibly rude.

Things I like: Getting out of high school (I'm a senior, finally!), technology, food (delicious, yum), FOB (ah, love!), music, television, friends, family - for the most part, animals, saying the word chump, and etc, etc...

Things I dislike: People (no offense), school, boys - though I am partial to look at a good six-pack, ass, and face, racists (burn in hell), heat (I tan way too easily), people who hurt animals (I hope you all choke on a chopped liver, you sick bastards), Hannah Montana (I just can't), Twilight (way too ridiculous), and etc...

I like saying etc a lot now

Things I won't do: Go see that damn Twilight. There is no way you can get me to see Twilight, I'm sorry to people who like it, but it just has become insane. The books, I'm sure are good, but the movie... I will not see it. Watch Hannah Montana; I liked Lizzie McGuire, but I think HM is a rip off of that. Jump off a roof. And pose naked for Playboy, that one was just random xD

Things I will do: Punch you in the boob if you're irritating me or doing something, blatantly stare at a hot dude - I'm a girl; sue me, saying things outloud that I probably shouldn't, insult you if I like you - boys included; that's my way of flirting.

I like guys, but they piss me off a lot. And my usual types of guys are a) morons, b) younger than me, c) do things to piss me off, and d) heart-breakers. I do have a thing for quarterbacks - in football - and white dudes - I'm not being racist, I'm just stating facts. And it's not that I won't date other races, it's just that's the type I get attracted to the most. No offense to anyone.

I am married...

To my iPod. Dun, dun, dun! Ha, ha... fooled you guys, didn't I? :P

But I am, and if someone tries to flirt with me, they will have to deal with the wrath of my iPod. And watch out, he has a mean right hook.

Speaking of music, there is something you don't do especially around me is... insult FOB (Fall Out Boy). I lurve them with a passion, and so help me if I find out you said something, then I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish. So, don't do it, mmm, kay?

Good.

Oh, my age, you ask?

17... and a half. Yeah, that's right. I said it... a half. I will be eighteen soon. Like soon as in November - awesome month! And I am especially excited since I will be driving when that age comes around, since I don't have that permit - failed it twice, or three times; I'm a failure - and don't wish to wait six months. So, when I turn that blasted age, I will study the stinking book, get my permit, do my hours, then proceed to get my license. How about that? Lol.

Dream Car: an Oldsmobile Bravada - I like it.

Current Car I Want Now: A Dodge Dakota

I lurve Barnes&Noble, Walmart, and Best Buy.

I am an avid reader, writer, and person.

I also like anime, such as... Inuyasha, Yugioh, Ranma 1/2, Fruits Basket, DNAngel, Yu Yu Hakasho, Case Closed, Chobits, Gundam Wing, Kyo Kara Maoh, FullMetal Alchemist, Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT, Sailor Moon, Tenchi, and Doki Doki School Hours. Hey, I like my anime. And I do have a fanfiction account and have stories up there, but be forewarned... my stories are not good and are in desperate need of editing, so I would advise not reading them. But hell, if you want, go right ahead.

My fanfiction account is www.fanfiction.net/~lissa421

Have fun with that, if you want.

Oh, and I love my family and friends, and if I hear someone did something... there will be severe consequences to their actions. I don't care who you are, how much money you have, what you look like... do something and keep doing it, and you will be next.

Favorite Movies: The Wedding Singer, Ever After, Pride and Prejudice, John Tucker Must Die, Nick and Norah's Infiinite Playlist, Norbit, V for Vendetta.

Favorite Types of Music: A variety of mostly everything.

Well, I think I'm done telling you about me, and so, toodles for now.