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Sarcasm is the best thing
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since: 07-25-06, id: 534356
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Author has written 4 stories for Romance.

Hey this is sarcasm is the best thing and this is my bio

name: well it's alyssa but call me sarcastic/sar/or lissa

age: 15 1/2...can't wait to drive

country: USA :)

state: ohio... :P

music: fall out boy, maroon 5, linkin park, justin timberlake, nelly furtado, panic at the disco, evanscense, rob thomas, beyonce, chris brown, bow wow, carrie underwood, kelly clarkson, rihanna, shakira, secondhand serenade, dashboard confessionals, the killers, red jumpsuit appartus, pussycat dolls, paula deanda, pretty ricky, hilary duff, avril lavinge, ciara, my chemical romance, neyo, papa roach, t.i, t-pain, trapt, christina aguilera, akon, enimen, all american rejects, black eyed peas, fergie, bowling for soup, cascada, crossfade, good charlotte, p diddy, hinder, gwen stefani, james blunt, jennifer lopez, jessica simpson, jeese mccartney, silverstein, cartel, chamillionaire, katherine mcphee, aly&a.j., t.i., mark ronsan, the klaxons, timbaland, amy winehouse, green day, kanye west, justice, kat deluna, and like a whole bunch of others. I don't just like rap, or rock, or r&b..i like a combination.

I like to read and write, obviously, listen to fall out boy, once in awhile draw, look at hot guys at school :D, play video games, listen to fall out boy, talk on the phone, that sort of stuff and basically it for what im about...oh and did i mention listen to fall out boy lol

Here are pics(if they come up) of He loves me, he loves me really hot characters

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/sexymann2.jpg- Conner

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/male_models1.jpg- Ethan

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/2.jpg- Belinda

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/model-4.jpg- Candace

a href="http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/?action=view&current=th3a3c8a73.jpg" target="_blank" img src="http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/th3a3c8a73.jpg" border="0" alt="Joel Kirkland" /a Joel

a href="http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/?action=view&current=tn2.jpg" target="_blank" img src="http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/tn2.jpg" border="0" alt="Kathleen Weston" /a - Kathleen

a href="http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/?action=view&current=jonathan_bennett_1.jpg" target="_blank" img src="http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h233/lissa421/HLMHLMH/jonathan_bennett_1.jpg" border="0" alt="Alistair Blayne Sinclair" /a -Alistair

And I'm putting up some summaries for a couple of story ideas I have and am working on but I don't know when I'll put them up.

Dude, where's my guitar?- I watched him. He ignored me. He played his guitar. I listened intently. He called security on me. So I stole his guitar but shh...don't tell anyone.

The good, the bad, and the dirty- The good is being the toughest, ass kicking, take no shit from no one, bitch at St. Hilary's School of Prestigious Minds. The bad is being hated and made to feel like an outsider by mostly everyone and the dirty is having the school's most wanted boy absolutely want, lust, love you. Weird no?




1. He loves me, He loves me really hot » reviews
He loves me, he loves me fiery hot. If he looks at me, I'm gonna burn his ass. If he says anything to me, I'm gonna send his ass to hell and make sure they keep him there. If he kisses me, I'm gonna...wait I don't know what I'm gonna do. M for later chaps
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,728 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 5-20-08 - Published: 5-6-07
2. Lovey Dovey » reviews
Ugh, life can't get any worse. Work sucks, the love of my life disappears on me, and to top it off, I have an orphaned kid on my hands. Growl. And the brat isn't make life any easier especially when he's a pain in the butt and looks exactly like my crush.
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,745 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 11-22-07
3. Odd places of love » reviews
People say when you fall in love,it’s supposed to be in a romantic place. Well they're gonna be proven wrong. I fell in love at a place nobody could dream of finding their soulmate. That place in fact was none other than Walmart.Can anyone say weird much?
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,444 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 2-27-07
4. Fire and Ice » reviews
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you're an ice cold jackass he said to me. Well you're a firecrotch I said back to him. He grinned at me. I glared. Didn't mother always tell me fire and ice were never to be compatible together...
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-31-07 - Published: 6-5-07
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