Dear God and all you nameless and unworthy mortals,
Hello my name is Karen. I don't know how you stumbled across my profile seeing as no stories posted (unless you are Alicia "weeeeeee", in which case, I know I am irresistibly sexy but you have to stop stalking me: I ATE YOUR HAMSTER!!!!). Yeah... don't ask. My pen name, Le Tentateur, means "The Temptress" in french. I don't know why they must put an "L" in place of the "Th", but then again, I don't know why donuts have holes...
Anyhow, I go on this site mainly to read stories, but I might write a bit later on. Congratz, you have wasted 30 second of your life reading this pointless profile.
Your partner in crime or otherwise "truly", karen
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