Yo. Review, would you?

Best Served Cold: The narrator's a pretty nasty character I've been toying with for a while. This story is not funny. You have been warned.

Vampires, Huh?: Has been taken down. I realized that when I'm writing chapters to put up here I worry too much about fictionpress and not enough about writing. This may be the first one I'll publish, so if you're a fan, forgive me. You can buy it when it comes out in paperback. =

Haunted: Is finally passable. A few more cycles of editing, and I may try to get it published.

Sometimes You Get Lucky: It's the kind of easy humor that defines me. Do you remember when you were seventeen?