quotes that rox my sox! (most of which i stole offa other kewl person's prof. i love u!)
~when life gives u lemons, thro them at the pple who annoy u. too bad life doesn't give u rox.
~true frends can see the pain in ur eyes...while everyone else is fooled by the smile.
~when i get real bored, i like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many pple ask me if i'm leaving. (Steven Wright)
~we are Microsoft. resistance is futile. u will be assimilated.
~if it's tourist season then y can't we shoot them?
~men have feelings too, but who really cares?
~yes, i've heard of 'decaf'. what's ur point?
~i want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
~i support the rite to arm bears!
~reality is the leading cause of stress.
~talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
~ur driving along with nothing...and then it's like cow, cow, cow, 20,000 hot chicks. that's Penn State! (Jon Stewart)
~just remember, an eagle may soar but a weasel will never get sucked into a jet engine.
~do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for u are crunchy and good with ketchup.
~i'm rad, ur rad, let's hug!
~ I'm not beautiful like you... I'm beautiful like me
~ If you don't have all the things that you want... be thankful for all the things you don't have that you didn't want
~ Be sexy. Be true. Be wild. Be you.
~ My thoughts are so crazy nothing can save me, but it's the only thing I have
~ how could I forget you were my best friend?
~ I was uncool before uncool was cool
~ Dance as though no one is watching you, Love as though you've never been hurt before, Sing as though no one can hear you, Live as though heaven is on earth
~ I'm not one of those girls you can play with. If you want one then go buy a Barbie!
~ Dreams are wishes your heart makes
~ True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget
~ sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy, but I've got friends that love me
~ Fuck with me again and I will kick your ass for good!
~ I want you... to go away
~ A good friend will come bail you out of jail... a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn... We screwed up."
~ Got a problem buddy? Do ya?
~ My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing they can't fight back when you bite their heads off
~ I'm holding onto a dream that won't come true
~ I am unique... is that a problem?
~ I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart is broken and the one that could brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten up her own
~ I wasn't born a bitch! Guys made me this way!
~ Ice cream rocks my world!
~ Just can't seem to teach myself to IGNORE YOU
~ Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you the best way they know how
~ If you must lie; lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal; steal away from bad company. If you must cheat; cheat death. If you must drink; drink in the moments that take your breath away.
~ No one else will know of these lonely dreams
~ It's better to lose a lover than love a loser
~ I miss you most on cloudy days, I miss you most when it rains. I miss you most when I'm crying, I miss you most when I'm hurt. I miss you most when I hate myself ,I miss you most when I'm lost. I miss you most when I love you, I miss you most when I need you... which is always.
~ the nice men are ugly... the handsome guys are mean... the handsome and nice guys are gay...
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If someone put a gun to your head, asked if you believed in God, and told you they would shoot you if you said yes, would you say yes? If you would, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you you've ever had your best friend go out with your crush, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you still have confetti from New Year's in your purse/sleeping bag/hairbrush copy this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you've ever stayed by the phone, waiting for your true love to call, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tired to tie your friend's shoes during an IM convo you had w/ them, (hint hint: me) copy this into your profile.
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no frickin way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody.
A rock would tear that motha up in about 2 seconds.
When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"
Ok. heres how it goes:
Age: 14
State: NJ
Name: Whatever i feel like being called.
Sex: female.. duh!
Favorites:
Books: (this is gonna be a long one)
~Abhorsen Triology (Garth Nix) (reading KttK)
~Corneila Funke books
~Robert McKinley book (still reading Keroscene (sp?))
~Philip Pullman (his dark materials)
~Gathering Blue
~The Cage
~A Certain Slant of Light
~The Haunting of Alaizabel Cray
~The Last Unicorn
~China Garden
~Fever 1793
~and Many, Many, MANY more
Animes:
~Any Ghibli films
~pretear
~FFX (haven't seen X2)
~and most mangas that have shows
Mangas:
~Chobits
~D.N.Angel
~MARS
~Marmalade Boy
~Suikoden III
~Kamachami Karin
~Pyshic Academy
~Demon Diary
~Full Moon
~Gravitation
~Cresent Moon
~Card Captor Sakura
~Clamp School Detectives
~FLCL
~Fushigi Yuugi
~Imadoki
~Immortal Rain
~Clover
~Suki
~Love Hina
~Dramacon
~both series of MKR
~Peach Girl
~Scryed
~Wish
~and at this moment i can't think of the others
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