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| Victor Joseph |
Author has written 170 stories for Humor, Humor, Life, Love, Young Adult, Religion, General, General, Nature, Politics, School, Work, and Song. ermmmmmmmmm... I'm kinda random I'm 19, from a small Texas town outside of Dallas. I now go to school in Madison, Wisconsin for college. I run track and field, play saxophone and basketball, and I'm interested in breakdancing as well. I've been writing since i was 10. I started writing songs, but didn't do that for too long mostly because when i started I knew next to nothing about music. Most of what ive written since then has been poetry. I also started writing stories since recently. As far as my poetry, most of the time I write to have fun and maybe make others laugh, or at least think a bit differently. Sometimes I write something serious. I used to think I was doing the closest thing i could to rap, since suburban rappers dont last too long. But over time, I've realized that it's more than that to me. It's not just expression, it's a release, a valve for emotion to pour out of, if that makes any sense. It sounds kind of icky, but thats what i think of it as. Last of all, I like to know how my writing is received, so I really do appreciate any comments. | |||||||||
1. Hypocritics OathThis is the last thing I plan to write to a girl that I wasted too much time trying to loveComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 3-9-092. Graveyard Shift reviewsThis is a look at an emergency room, wen the doctors have to treat someone that they know.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-083. Sketch reviewsThis is about letting someone get closer than they should be, to where they see something that makes them pull back away.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-084. Famous Last Words reviewsA little something about philosophies within life, and certain ways not to be remembered.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 11-27-085. Living the Dream or Dreaming the Life?This is about a guy who thought his life was great only to realize that things were falling apart, or worse yet, that maybe things are beyond falling apart.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-086. FreshmenThis describes the typical freshman dorm experience for guys who just can't seem to ind anything to do on a weekend night.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-087. Goodbye To GoodbyesAlot of people wait until the last moment to say how they really feel. Thisis about waiting until it's actually too late.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 9-29-088. B WordI know all women don't fall into the category of being called this, but why lie? There are certainly some of these out there.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-16-089. Prey for MePerspectives of a few different types of people and how they view their own religionComplete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 9-9-0810. Burn It All reviewsThis is about a bonfire on the last day of Summer, a night we tried not to end.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 9-2-0811. AgainAfter meeting a particular girl, I found myself leaving her for the night and immediately hoping the next time would come along already.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-0812. Until NowThis is about a young girl's first time, from the perspective of the right type of guy.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 8-21-0813. Worthless reviewsDon't act like you've never let your imagination run away with you. Really, really far away...Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 8-9-0814. At The ParkA guy discussing his love, who's moved on from himComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-0815. Nothing At All reviewsAbout depression and seclusion, along with drug addiction. Written about a neighbor of mineComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-27-0816. Midnight reviewsThe perfect night with the perfect girl, I just wish this would stay longer as it isComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-0817. Beg Your Pardon reviewsI finally learned to show some manners in public, as you can see...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-0818. Don't Say a Word reviewsThis is about someone who could probably use an intervention on her part before she does something regretable.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-0819. Madeline reviewsI can't tell if I'm going crazy for her or just going crazy. How do you ever tell?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-0820. Driving Home reviewsInner thoughts while trying to make it home while drunk. I actually did write this after one such night.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-13-0821. Your News in 60 Seconds reviewsA new an improved news style for those who have had trouble paying attention.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 6-4-0822. Autopilot OffThis is about taking control of oneself as opposed to just going along the way things have always goneComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 5-29-0823. I Get Drunk In Odd Places reviewswritten on my 21st birthday to the tune of a Garth Brooks songComplete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-0824. Drunk On Life reviewsThis is about me being childish and immature in relationships, and actually in everything else too.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-0825. Glass RoomThis is about being trapped and secluded,when no one has the heart to tell you what's happened to youComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-9-0826. The Bakers Street ParadeThe story of an unplanned celebrationComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-0827. Alex reviewsA little something about a girl that thought she knew exactly how far she could push a guy. I promise it isn't based on a true story. Despite what I sometimes wish.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-0828. The AdvertisersFor anyone who needs to get their name out to the world, I know an agency that's sure to get you noticed.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-0829. Light SwitchSome people prefer not to see things clearlyComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-0830. The Janitor reviewsA lot of people don't like talking about being fired from a really important job. This is one of those people.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-0831. Blabbering Old CootThe ranting and raving of a grumpy geriatric about how easy todays youth has it.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-0832. Ghost Writer reviewsThis is my own personal tale about an unusual thing to haunt me at my work desk. Based on a fake explanation to a true story.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-0833. QuartersIt's funny how something like a few quarters can make you realize what really matters to you.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-5-0834. Save my day reviewsSuper hero? Beauty queen? Just passing me by? I'd take her any way I can get her.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-26-0835. I'm still thereThis is the story of a man with a dark secret, asking if there's anyone who'll stick around once they find out what he's hiding.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-26-0836. Never Too Late reviewsSome people go their entire lives never admitting that they hate what they do for a living.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-21-0837. Rubix Cube reviewsThis is about girls that let themselves be used and toyed with, as if getting the girl is a huge game that everyone is playing.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-17-0838. Snow All DayPeople rarely wish to get snowed in. But when you're snowed in with the girl of your dreams...is it really so bad?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 2-8-0839. Gray reviewsThere are alot of people who only see things in black and white. Here is someone who manages exists between the two.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-0840. Frozen Toes reviewsThis is based on a true story. A story about a bus driver A mean, mean, mean bus driver that... just read.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-0841. Believable reviewsThis is about a friend of mine who's struggle helped renew my faith in general.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-0842. Let Me InAbout a outsider of a group, told both from the inside and outsideComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 1-9-0843. SafetyYou know those couples that have really horrible fights all the time? This is about one of those couples.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-0744. The Final Night Before ChristmasThe 3rd and final chapter to a collection of poems about a diabolical Santa Claus that robs a man on Xmas eveComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 12-12-0745. WonderThis is about a guy I know and love. And this is about a girl I would love to hate, but still don't. I just feel bad for her to be honest...Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-0746. How To Fall off The Face Of The World reviewsThis is about a moment that cause two people to fall apart for the wrong reasonsComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 11-13-0747. Jack The Stripper reviewsA tale about a slightly lesser known villain of the Victorian Era, one who was never caught and whose escapades struck fear in the hearts of millions.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-0748. Gravity reviewsLove is always hard to figure out. It's really hard when you can't decide between trying to get closer to someone or to pull away.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-0749. Just in Case reviewsThis is about preparing for the end. It's based on a true story.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-0750. RelapseThis is about begging for a second chance. It's based on a true story, just not mineComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-0751. The Heartbreak Kid reviewsSo many girls that have broke my heart...either I'm cursed or I'm looking in the wrong places for loveComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 10-7-0752. Wrong for MeEventually, you have to admit that some things have come to an end. Occasionally, you realize they ended a while ago and you just didn't want to believe it.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-07 - Published: 9-25-0753. Riding the Pine reviewsThis is me rationalizing my lack of successComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-0754. Heads or Tails reviewsThis is about struggling to fight temptations and figuring out what you really want at a critical momentComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-0755. Love is like reviewsA more realistic view on the most complex of all parts to human life.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 9-8-0756. The FoolA rather intense situation that arises from a hotel floorComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 9-2-0757. Sweet Dreams reviewsThis is about a pleasant morning with someone specialComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-0758. She will never read this reviewsThis is pretty much everything I had to get out of my head but can never say to someone incredibleComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 8-14-0759. Run Away reviewsSomething about leaving home and everything that represents homeComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-0760. Keep It Secret, Stupid reviewsThey say no one can tell you when you're in love but you. Personally, I think the person you've fallen for has something to say as well.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-0761. 4 Way Stop reviews4 separate scenes all leading up to a single tragedyComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-0762. My Room reviewsThis is me, looking at the empty space that once was so much to me.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-26-0763. Kicked to the CurbI mean, seriously, since when does getting thrown out of your own house make someone more motivated than before?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-0764. The Importance of Being Earnest and FrankSomewhat like the great play of a shorter name, this is about how crucial it is to have your identities straightHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-0765. This is why I writeThis sums up what I think of rap music. And I say this as a fan of rap, at least the way it used to beComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-0766. Grow upA couple of times in my life, people have told me that I need to grow up. I've always had to ask them the same question: Why?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-15-0767. You're beautiful reviewsJust in case no one's ever made it clear to her...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-0768. I'm goneThe ramblings of a rowdy tavern goer who's obviously not having such a good night. Based on a true story.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-0769. Fear of Flying reviewsWrote this on an airplane ride when one of my good friends was having trouble relaxing.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-0770. Safe With Me reviewsSome people try their hardest to not have to open up to anyone because they don't want to seem vulnerable. This is about someone who isn't fooling me.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-0771. She brings this out reviewsI'm not an angry guy. But some people just bring out the worst in me.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-27-0772. I know it sucks reviewsWe all go through tough times. Let me just say, I've been there tooComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-27-0773. Seperate Ways reviewsWrote this about a close friend with whom I've lost touchComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-15-0774. The song about you reviewsWe all know those people who think that everything is about them. Well here's a poem that actually is written with them in mindComplete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-0775. Road RageThese are the types of people you might want to watch out for, both on and off the roadComplete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-5-0776. Another Dance reviewsI think I'd have more luck on the dance floor if I could get all of this acrossComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-0777. My ReflectionThis is about struggling to face ones self in lifeComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-0778. Poker Face reviewsAre you the type to push all in or to fold?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-0779. You are not alone reviewsI'm not sure who all this really speaks to, but it's bound to apply to someone besides meLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-0780. Senioritis reviewsYou know what's bad? When you start thinking like you're a senior about to graduate...and you aren't even closeComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-29-0781. Fine With Me reviewsEvery so often, you don't mind when people get the wrong idea about you.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-23-0782. Notch on my belt reviewsShe can't ignore me forever...can she?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-22-0783. Taking On Water reviewsThis deals with pain and suffering, and ignoring others going through it until it's too lateComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-18-07 - Published: 4-18-0784. Being Alright reviewsA sad poem about a girl I knew and her difficulty being happyComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-10-07 - Published: 4-10-0785. Wake Up CallWhen she wakes up in the morning, I'll be right here, no matter how she receives meComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-31-0786. Stupid White People reviewsDon't worry, I only think white people are stupid in horror moviesComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-0787. ShovelWrote this on the bus while looking at the campus as spring comes around. It's based on a song by Red Hot Chili PeppersComplete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-25-0788. Road away from ColleyvilleLeaving home isn't always as simple or as easy as it's planned to beComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 3-21-0789. Tribute reviewsInspired by a Jack Black song of the same name, this is to commemorate the piece of wokr that saved my grade that fateful english classComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-0790. Daddy's Madness reviewsMy daddy's sick. A weird kind of sick tooComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-16-0791. St Patty's day reviewsIt's St. Patrick's Day. Why are you sober enough to read this?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-0792. Jungle Jim » reviewsCollection of poems about a kid playing at recess, imagining he's somewhere elseLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 3-11-0793. I'm not mad reviewsSomething I wrote, but never sent, to a girl I fell for. This girl was the antiright girl in just about every way that countsComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-9-07 - Published: 3-9-0794. Good Intentions reviewsEveryone has that friend that tries to fix their friends problems. The friend means well, but just seems to contribute to the negative aspect of things.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-0795. Jack and Jill » reviewsLonger versions of the story of Jack and Jill, told in more elaborated ways then before.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-0796. Fleeing the scene reviewsIt's not always apparent that a party is going sour. This is not one of those times.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 3-5-0797. Stereotypes reviewsSeeing as how I have friends of so many different heritages, I was dared to write something that would attempt to offend everyone in the room, including myself. This is the result. Please don't get mad.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-4-07 - Published: 3-4-0798. MotivationContrary to what the title may imply, this is about apathy in its purest form. It is the only thing I was able to produce on a lazy Sunday eveningLife - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-4-07 - Published: 3-4-0799. Al Coholic reviewsJust call me Al. This is about my way of getting through life.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-07100. LOST reviewsThey say don't start what you can't finish. But how the hell do you know beforehand what you can and can't finish?Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07101. Jenny's kinda beautiful reviewsI don't love her. I don't think I love her...shut up.Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 2-27-07102. Blizzard reviewsSo, blizzard? We don't get many of those down south, what is that, a pronoun or something?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-25-07103. Just Pretend reviewsWhy do you ask of me what you know I can't do?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 2-22-07104. Drunken Philosophy »Tales and revelations of a college student learning to deal with temptations and consequences of his new surroundingsGeneral - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 1-31-07105. The Bible reviewsA poem for anyone that ever said the word of God doesn't have an impact.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07106. SequenceA youth's decision to get revenge, told during, after, and before the factComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-20-07107. Fat Mans Paradise reviewsCoolio once made a song called 'Gangstas Paradise'. This probably won't be funny to you unless you know that song. And even then, it's still pretty random and strange because a friend and I wrote it in middle schoolComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-07108. Reality Fairy Tales Pt 2 reviewsWell, I went this far. Here are some more fairy tales with more realistic endingComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-07109. Reality Fairy Tales reviewsHappily Ever after? Ummmm sure. Disney has unrealistic expectations of love stories. That or they aren't telling the whole storyComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07110. Valentine's Day reviewsIt's Valentines Day, are you alone too?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-07111. Playing Dumb reviewsMy words for the girl that thought I didn't know what she had behind my backComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-07112. Word Choice reviewsIt's sometimes a very hard lesson to learn that it's not just what you're trying to say, but how you say itComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 2-12-07113. Blank reviewsMaybe if I just stare at this page for long enough, the words will write themselvesAnd in case you are wondering, no, I did not post a document with no writing on it. I haven't succumbed to that yetComplete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07114. Your dad reviewsWorst part about dating the perfect girl? Meeting her dad, who knows she isComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 2-8-07115. Best part of the day reviewsThere's no denying it. It should be mandatory for all people, especially college students, to take part at least once a day...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 2-6-07116. ConfessionYou should know this about me right off the batComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 2-4-07117. Let me spell it outEnough is enough! I have had it...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-29-07118. The Morning After reviewsDon't you just love hearing other people's drunk stories?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-28-07119. Kung Fu Fighting reviewsI used to fantasize constantly about having random fights in the middle of an every day setting. As with most things, I learned to be careful what I wish for nowComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 1-25-07120. I can'tLife is all about what a man can do and what he can't do. This focuses a bit more on one's inabilitiesComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 1-25-07121. I'm not dead yet reviewsWhen going back to school, it may sometimes come across like the first bad news is the beginning of the end. If it isn't someone should really tell...everyone around meGot the idea while watching some monty pythonComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-07122. Bearski reviewsIf this word isn't in your dictionary, you'll have to read to find out whyComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-21-07123. Dream of Me reviewsA few thoughts to ponder as you slip off to sleepComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 1-18-07124. Telephone Calls 3One way to make phone calls more interesting...make them while under influenceComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 1-18-07125. Cash for that reviewsBroke ass college students? Yep, I know it all too wellComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-16-07126. Plagarism reviewsHe took the words right out of my mouth...I don't mean that in a good wayComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 1-14-07127. Nice Guys reviewsWe can't all finish first, huh? That sucks. Well, this is about some of the guys near the backComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-07128. Telephone Calls 2 reviewsDrama over the phone never ceases to make me laugh. It would not make me laugh if it happened to me thoughComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07129. Fall Away reviewsWith any level of ability comes a corresponding amount of expectations...and it's annoyingComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07130. Pick UpYour phone's ringing...what's your next move?Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07131. No reviewsA poem dealing with everyone's favorite dose of reality...rejectionComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 1-4-07132. Telephone callsEvery thing happens for a reason, even over the phone. Unfortunately, it's not always that great of a reason...Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06133. Better Promotion reviewsAlmost every writer struggles with how to get their work out...I struggle more than mostComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06134. Mean to meI keep trying to call it other things and give her credit, maybe I should just be able to deal with the truth about usComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06135. Faith reviewsAm I being cynical here? You tell me.Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 12-20-06136. Twas another night before ChristmasLast year I wrote about a family who was robbed by Santa Claus. This is what happened a year laterComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 12-19-06137. Jack's moves reviewsSome people are selfish and some are just fond of taking what isn't theres...this guy is the latter typeComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-14-06138. War and Peace Vol 3 reviewsAll's fair, right?Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06139. You reviewsEverything is not MY fault....maybe everything is yours...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06140. LOVELooking On, Victor Envies...Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 12-3-06141. This here is an intervention reviews4 friends trying to stop another one from making a big mistake...in lyric form. This poem is based on actual eventsComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 11-29-06142. Let it go reviewsLove something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. This is my own set of thoughts concerning such an issue.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06143. Oh, if you only knew reviewsA moment of passion with more than one perspectiveComplete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06144. Why I'm a writer reviewsWas it a choice or the only choice left to explore?Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06145. I'm just the guy reviewsYou could make a case that it's about the seasons, but if you think that, try reading it with different names in place of Summer and WinterComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 11-16-06146. Oh my, my god reviewsMany a time, I've gone through a thought process like this upon waking upComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06147. The doc reviewsThat crazy doctor of mine, what was he talking about?Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 11-5-06148. Muah reviewsAnother word you might be familiar with is used in this poem...Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 11-1-06149. Walk of Shame reviewsThis goes out to all those people that had a late night and now have to face the aftermath on their way back homeComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-06150. Snow In October reviewsPoem about a startling find on a Monday morningComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-23-06151. Notes about Kim » reviewsSeries of poems about a girl I just can't seem to get acquainted withLove - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-21-06152. Plaid Jacket Stories »Short story about a troubled teen and his efforts to avoid dealing with his problemsComplete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-06153. A Single Fiery Rose reviewsA rose sits alone among the darknessComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-06154. Insomnia reviewsLack of sleep, you say? I can relateComplete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06155. Daydreamin' reviewsWhen's the last time someone said something that made you ask yourself if you were dreaming or not?Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06156. Stallin' reviewsWasting time, hoping the right words come...Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06157. I'm Over You reviewsA more realistic song of how I feel about my exLove - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-31-06158. My battle with Writer'sMy personified foe stands readyHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 8-19-06159. Cabinet »The attempts of 4 40 something friends to make sense of their lives as 1 of them runs for presidentHumor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,630 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 8-9-06160. Beefin' reviewsRap music is the only music where one artist ever picks fights with another artist. What if other music did this too?Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06161. Another person's night before Christmas reviewsI hope this isn't how your Christmas Eve has ever turned outHumor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06162. Acronyms reviewsMy take on the way internet language is taking usHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06163. Won't ever be real reviewsThis is not the archetypal poem about the perfect woman. It's about 4 imperfect onesLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06164. My night reviewsThis is the night i had, no embelishmentsHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06165. If you were a birdIf you were just a bit different...Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06166. Hush reviewsJust don't speak for a sec...Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06167. Wanted Poster reviewsBe on the lookout...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06168. Go Ahead reviewsOne of my own personal love poemLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06169. Just Have fun reviewsMemories of High SchoolLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06