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since: 08-06-06, id: 536058
country: United States
Author has written 170 stories for Humor, Humor, Life, Love, Young Adult, Religion, General, General, Nature, Politics, School, Work, and Song.

ermmmmmmmmm... I'm kinda random

I'm 19, from a small Texas town outside of Dallas. I now go to school in Madison, Wisconsin for college. I run track and field, play saxophone and basketball, and I'm interested in breakdancing as well.

I've been writing since i was 10. I started writing songs, but didn't do that for too long mostly because when i started I knew next to nothing about music. Most of what ive written since then has been poetry. I also started writing stories since recently. As far as my poetry, most of the time I write to have fun and maybe make others laugh, or at least think a bit differently. Sometimes I write something serious. I used to think I was doing the closest thing i could to rap, since suburban rappers dont last too long. But over time, I've realized that it's more than that to me. It's not just expression, it's a release, a valve for emotion to pour out of, if that makes any sense. It sounds kind of icky, but thats what i think of it as.

Last of all, I like to know how my writing is received, so I really do appreciate any comments.

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1. Hypocritics Oath
This is the last thing I plan to write to a girl that I wasted too much time trying to love
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 3-9-09
2. Graveyard Shift reviews
This is a look at an emergency room, wen the doctors have to treat someone that they know.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-29-08 - Published: 12-29-08
3. Sketch reviews
This is about letting someone get closer than they should be, to where they see something that makes them pull back away.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 12-28-08
4. Famous Last Words reviews
A little something about philosophies within life, and certain ways not to be remembered.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 11-27-08
5. Living the Dream or Dreaming the Life?
This is about a guy who thought his life was great only to realize that things were falling apart, or worse yet, that maybe things are beyond falling apart.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 10-22-08
6. Freshmen
This describes the typical freshman dorm experience for guys who just can't seem to ind anything to do on a weekend night.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-6-08 - Published: 10-6-08
7. Goodbye To Goodbyes
Alot of people wait until the last moment to say how they really feel. Thisis about waiting until it's actually too late.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-29-08 - Published: 9-29-08
8. B Word
I know all women don't fall into the category of being called this, but why lie? There are certainly some of these out there.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-16-08 - Published: 9-16-08
9. Prey for Me
Perspectives of a few different types of people and how they view their own religion
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-9-08 - Published: 9-9-08
10. Burn It All reviews
This is about a bonfire on the last day of Summer, a night we tried not to end.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-2-08 - Published: 9-2-08
11. Again
After meeting a particular girl, I found myself leaving her for the night and immediately hoping the next time would come along already.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-31-08 - Published: 8-31-08
12. Until Now
This is about a young girl's first time, from the perspective of the right type of guy.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-21-08 - Published: 8-21-08
13. Worthless reviews
Don't act like you've never let your imagination run away with you. Really, really far away...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-08 - Published: 8-9-08
14. At The Park
A guy discussing his love, who's moved on from him
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-4-08 - Published: 8-4-08
15. Nothing At All reviews
About depression and seclusion, along with drug addiction. Written about a neighbor of mine
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-27-08 - Published: 7-27-08
16. Midnight reviews
The perfect night with the perfect girl, I just wish this would stay longer as it is
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08
17. Beg Your Pardon reviews
I finally learned to show some manners in public, as you can see...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 7-4-08
18. Don't Say a Word reviews
This is about someone who could probably use an intervention on her part before she does something regretable.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-29-08 - Published: 6-29-08
19. Madeline reviews
I can't tell if I'm going crazy for her or just going crazy. How do you ever tell?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-19-08 - Published: 6-19-08
20. Driving Home reviews
Inner thoughts while trying to make it home while drunk. I actually did write this after one such night.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-13-08
21. Your News in 60 Seconds reviews
A new an improved news style for those who have had trouble paying attention.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-4-08 - Published: 6-4-08
22. Autopilot Off
This is about taking control of oneself as opposed to just going along the way things have always gone
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-29-08 - Published: 5-29-08
23. I Get Drunk In Odd Places reviews
written on my 21st birthday to the tune of a Garth Brooks song
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
24. Drunk On Life reviews
This is about me being childish and immature in relationships, and actually in everything else too.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08
25. Glass Room
This is about being trapped and secluded,when no one has the heart to tell you what's happened to you
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-9-08 - Published: 5-9-08
26. The Bakers Street Parade
The story of an unplanned celebration
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 5-4-08
27. Alex reviews
A little something about a girl that thought she knew exactly how far she could push a guy. I promise it isn't based on a true story. Despite what I sometimes wish.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-08 - Published: 4-27-08
28. The Advertisers
For anyone who needs to get their name out to the world, I know an agency that's sure to get you noticed.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-16-08 - Published: 4-16-08
29. Light Switch
Some people prefer not to see things clearly
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 4-9-08
30. The Janitor reviews
A lot of people don't like talking about being fired from a really important job. This is one of those people.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-21-08 - Published: 3-21-08
31. Blabbering Old Coot
The ranting and raving of a grumpy geriatric about how easy todays youth has it.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-15-08 - Published: 3-15-08
32. Ghost Writer reviews
This is my own personal tale about an unusual thing to haunt me at my work desk. Based on a fake explanation to a true story.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-08 - Published: 3-12-08
33. Quarters
It's funny how something like a few quarters can make you realize what really matters to you.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 3-5-08
34. Save my day reviews
Super hero? Beauty queen? Just passing me by? I'd take her any way I can get her.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-26-08
35. I'm still there
This is the story of a man with a dark secret, asking if there's anyone who'll stick around once they find out what he's hiding.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-26-08 - Published: 2-26-08
36. Never Too Late reviews
Some people go their entire lives never admitting that they hate what they do for a living.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-21-08 - Published: 2-21-08
37. Rubix Cube reviews
This is about girls that let themselves be used and toyed with, as if getting the girl is a huge game that everyone is playing.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 2-17-08
38. Snow All Day
People rarely wish to get snowed in. But when you're snowed in with the girl of your dreams...is it really so bad?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-8-08 - Published: 2-8-08
39. Gray reviews
There are alot of people who only see things in black and white. Here is someone who manages exists between the two.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-5-08 - Published: 2-5-08
40. Frozen Toes reviews
This is based on a true story. A story about a bus driver A mean, mean, mean bus driver that... just read.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-28-08 - Published: 1-28-08
41. Believable reviews
This is about a friend of mine who's struggle helped renew my faith in general.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-18-08 - Published: 1-18-08
42. Let Me In
About a outsider of a group, told both from the inside and outside
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-9-08 - Published: 1-9-08
43. Safety
You know those couples that have really horrible fights all the time? This is about one of those couples.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 12-13-07
44. The Final Night Before Christmas
The 3rd and final chapter to a collection of poems about a diabolical Santa Claus that robs a man on Xmas eve
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-12-07 - Published: 12-12-07
45. Wonder
This is about a guy I know and love. And this is about a girl I would love to hate, but still don't. I just feel bad for her to be honest...
Complete - Work - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-5-07 - Published: 12-5-07
46. How To Fall off The Face Of The World reviews
This is about a moment that cause two people to fall apart for the wrong reasons
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 11-13-07
47. Jack The Stripper reviews
A tale about a slightly lesser known villain of the Victorian Era, one who was never caught and whose escapades struck fear in the hearts of millions.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-07 - Published: 11-9-07
48. Gravity reviews
Love is always hard to figure out. It's really hard when you can't decide between trying to get closer to someone or to pull away.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
49. Just in Case reviews
This is about preparing for the end. It's based on a true story.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-07
50. Relapse
This is about begging for a second chance. It's based on a true story, just not mine
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-07
51. The Heartbreak Kid reviews
So many girls that have broke my heart...either I'm cursed or I'm looking in the wrong places for love
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-7-07 - Published: 10-7-07
52. Wrong for Me
Eventually, you have to admit that some things have come to an end. Occasionally, you realize they ended a while ago and you just didn't want to believe it.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-07 - Published: 9-25-07
53. Riding the Pine reviews
This is me rationalizing my lack of success
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-07 - Published: 9-23-07
54. Heads or Tails reviews
This is about struggling to fight temptations and figuring out what you really want at a critical moment
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-16-07
55. Love is like reviews
A more realistic view on the most complex of all parts to human life.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-8-07 - Published: 9-8-07
56. The Fool
A rather intense situation that arises from a hotel floor
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-2-07 - Published: 9-2-07
57. Sweet Dreams reviews
This is about a pleasant morning with someone special
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-26-07 - Published: 8-26-07
58. She will never read this reviews
This is pretty much everything I had to get out of my head but can never say to someone incredible
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 8-14-07
59. Run Away reviews
Something about leaving home and everything that represents home
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07
60. Keep It Secret, Stupid reviews
They say no one can tell you when you're in love but you. Personally, I think the person you've fallen for has something to say as well.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-07 - Published: 8-9-07
61. 4 Way Stop reviews
4 separate scenes all leading up to a single tragedy
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-4-07 - Published: 8-4-07
62. My Room reviews
This is me, looking at the empty space that once was so much to me.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-26-07 - Published: 7-26-07
63. Kicked to the Curb
I mean, seriously, since when does getting thrown out of your own house make someone more motivated than before?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
64. The Importance of Being Earnest and Frank
Somewhat like the great play of a shorter name, this is about how crucial it is to have your identities straight
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
65. This is why I write
This sums up what I think of rap music. And I say this as a fan of rap, at least the way it used to be
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-20-07 - Published: 7-20-07
66. Grow up
A couple of times in my life, people have told me that I need to grow up. I've always had to ask them the same question: Why?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-15-07 - Published: 7-15-07
67. You're beautiful reviews
Just in case no one's ever made it clear to her...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-9-07 - Published: 7-9-07
68. I'm gone
The ramblings of a rowdy tavern goer who's obviously not having such a good night. Based on a true story.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-8-07 - Published: 7-8-07
69. Fear of Flying reviews
Wrote this on an airplane ride when one of my good friends was having trouble relaxing.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
70. Safe With Me reviews
Some people try their hardest to not have to open up to anyone because they don't want to seem vulnerable. This is about someone who isn't fooling me.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-07 - Published: 6-30-07
71. She brings this out reviews
I'm not an angry guy. But some people just bring out the worst in me.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-27-07
72. I know it sucks reviews
We all go through tough times. Let me just say, I've been there too
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-27-07 - Published: 6-27-07
73. Seperate Ways reviews
Wrote this about a close friend with whom I've lost touch
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-15-07 - Published: 6-15-07
74. The song about you reviews
We all know those people who think that everything is about them. Well here's a poem that actually is written with them in mind
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-13-07 - Published: 6-13-07
75. Road Rage
These are the types of people you might want to watch out for, both on and off the road
Complete - Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-5-07 - Published: 6-5-07
76. Another Dance reviews
I think I'd have more luck on the dance floor if I could get all of this across
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-07 - Published: 6-3-07
77. My Reflection
This is about struggling to face ones self in life
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-29-07 - Published: 5-29-07
78. Poker Face reviews
Are you the type to push all in or to fold?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-07
79. You are not alone reviews
I'm not sure who all this really speaks to, but it's bound to apply to someone besides me
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 5-15-07
80. Senioritis reviews
You know what's bad? When you start thinking like you're a senior about to graduate...and you aren't even close
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-29-07 - Published: 4-29-07
81. Fine With Me reviews
Every so often, you don't mind when people get the wrong idea about you.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-23-07 - Published: 4-23-07
82. Notch on my belt reviews
She can't ignore me forever...can she?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-07 - Published: 4-22-07
83. Taking On Water reviews
This deals with pain and suffering, and ignoring others going through it until it's too late
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-18-07 - Published: 4-18-07
84. Being Alright reviews
A sad poem about a girl I knew and her difficulty being happy
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-10-07 - Published: 4-10-07
85. Wake Up Call
When she wakes up in the morning, I'll be right here, no matter how she receives me
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-31-07 - Published: 3-31-07
86. Stupid White People reviews
Don't worry, I only think white people are stupid in horror movies
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-26-07 - Published: 3-26-07
87. Shovel
Wrote this on the bus while looking at the campus as spring comes around. It's based on a song by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Complete - Nature - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-25-07
88. Road away from Colleyville
Leaving home isn't always as simple or as easy as it's planned to be
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-21-07 - Published: 3-21-07
89. Tribute reviews
Inspired by a Jack Black song of the same name, this is to commemorate the piece of wokr that saved my grade that fateful english class
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-07 - Published: 3-18-07
90. Daddy's Madness reviews
My daddy's sick. A weird kind of sick too
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-07 - Published: 3-16-07
91. St Patty's day reviews
It's St. Patrick's Day. Why are you sober enough to read this?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-13-07 - Published: 3-13-07
92. Jungle Jim » reviews
Collection of poems about a kid playing at recess, imagining he's somewhere else
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-11-07 - Published: 3-11-07
93. I'm not mad reviews
Something I wrote, but never sent, to a girl I fell for. This girl was the antiright girl in just about every way that counts
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-9-07 - Published: 3-9-07
94. Good Intentions reviews
Everyone has that friend that tries to fix their friends problems. The friend means well, but just seems to contribute to the negative aspect of things.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-07
95. Jack and Jill » reviews
Longer versions of the story of Jack and Jill, told in more elaborated ways then before.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-7-07 - Published: 3-7-07
96. Fleeing the scene reviews
It's not always apparent that a party is going sour. This is not one of those times.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 3-5-07
97. Stereotypes reviews
Seeing as how I have friends of so many different heritages, I was dared to write something that would attempt to offend everyone in the room, including myself. This is the result. Please don't get mad.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-4-07 - Published: 3-4-07
98. Motivation
Contrary to what the title may imply, this is about apathy in its purest form. It is the only thing I was able to produce on a lazy Sunday evening
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-4-07 - Published: 3-4-07
99. Al Coholic reviews
Just call me Al. This is about my way of getting through life.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-07 - Published: 3-2-07
100. LOST reviews
They say don't start what you can't finish. But how the hell do you know beforehand what you can and can't finish?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-28-07 - Published: 2-28-07
101. Jenny's kinda beautiful reviews
I don't love her. I don't think I love her...shut up.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-27-07 - Published: 2-27-07
102. Blizzard reviews
So, blizzard? We don't get many of those down south, what is that, a pronoun or something?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-25-07 - Published: 2-25-07
103. Just Pretend reviews
Why do you ask of me what you know I can't do?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 2-22-07
104. Drunken Philosophy »
Tales and revelations of a college student learning to deal with temptations and consequences of his new surroundings
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,694 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-22-07 - Published: 1-31-07
105. The Bible reviews
A poem for anyone that ever said the word of God doesn't have an impact.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-21-07 - Published: 2-21-07
106. Sequence
A youth's decision to get revenge, told during, after, and before the fact
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-20-07 - Published: 2-20-07
107. Fat Mans Paradise reviews
Coolio once made a song called 'Gangstas Paradise'. This probably won't be funny to you unless you know that song. And even then, it's still pretty random and strange because a friend and I wrote it in middle school
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-07
108. Reality Fairy Tales Pt 2 reviews
Well, I went this far. Here are some more fairy tales with more realistic ending
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-18-07 - Published: 2-18-07
109. Reality Fairy Tales reviews
Happily Ever after? Ummmm sure. Disney has unrealistic expectations of love stories. That or they aren't telling the whole story
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-15-07 - Published: 2-15-07
110. Valentine's Day reviews
It's Valentines Day, are you alone too?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-07
111. Playing Dumb reviews
My words for the girl that thought I didn't know what she had behind my back
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-13-07 - Published: 2-13-07
112. Word Choice reviews
It's sometimes a very hard lesson to learn that it's not just what you're trying to say, but how you say it
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 2-12-07
113. Blank reviews
Maybe if I just stare at this page for long enough, the words will write themselvesAnd in case you are wondering, no, I did not post a document with no writing on it. I haven't succumbed to that yet
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-07 - Published: 2-10-07
114. Your dad reviews
Worst part about dating the perfect girl? Meeting her dad, who knows she is
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-8-07 - Published: 2-8-07
115. Best part of the day reviews
There's no denying it. It should be mandatory for all people, especially college students, to take part at least once a day...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-6-07 - Published: 2-6-07
116. Confession
You should know this about me right off the bat
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 2-4-07
117. Let me spell it out
Enough is enough! I have had it...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-29-07 - Published: 1-29-07
118. The Morning After reviews
Don't you just love hearing other people's drunk stories?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-28-07 - Published: 1-28-07
119. Kung Fu Fighting reviews
I used to fantasize constantly about having random fights in the middle of an every day setting. As with most things, I learned to be careful what I wish for now
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 1-25-07
120. I can't
Life is all about what a man can do and what he can't do. This focuses a bit more on one's inabilities
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-25-07 - Published: 1-25-07
121. I'm not dead yet reviews
When going back to school, it may sometimes come across like the first bad news is the beginning of the end. If it isn't someone should really tell...everyone around meGot the idea while watching some monty python
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-23-07 - Published: 1-23-07
122. Bearski reviews
If this word isn't in your dictionary, you'll have to read to find out why
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-21-07 - Published: 1-21-07
123. Dream of Me reviews
A few thoughts to ponder as you slip off to sleep
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 1-18-07
124. Telephone Calls 3
One way to make phone calls more interesting...make them while under influence
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-18-07 - Published: 1-18-07
125. Cash for that reviews
Broke ass college students? Yep, I know it all too well
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-16-07 - Published: 1-16-07
126. Plagarism reviews
He took the words right out of my mouth...I don't mean that in a good way
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-07 - Published: 1-14-07
127. Nice Guys reviews
We can't all finish first, huh? That sucks. Well, this is about some of the guys near the back
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-11-07 - Published: 1-11-07
128. Telephone Calls 2 reviews
Drama over the phone never ceases to make me laugh. It would not make me laugh if it happened to me though
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
129. Fall Away reviews
With any level of ability comes a corresponding amount of expectations...and it's annoying
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
130. Pick Up
Your phone's ringing...what's your next move?
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-8-07 - Published: 1-8-07
131. No reviews
A poem dealing with everyone's favorite dose of reality...rejection
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 1-4-07
132. Telephone calls
Every thing happens for a reason, even over the phone. Unfortunately, it's not always that great of a reason...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-31-06 - Published: 12-31-06
133. Better Promotion reviews
Almost every writer struggles with how to get their work out...I struggle more than most
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06
134. Mean to me
I keep trying to call it other things and give her credit, maybe I should just be able to deal with the truth about us
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06
135. Faith reviews
Am I being cynical here? You tell me.
Complete - Religion - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-20-06 - Published: 12-20-06
136. Twas another night before Christmas
Last year I wrote about a family who was robbed by Santa Claus. This is what happened a year later
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-19-06 - Published: 12-19-06
137. Jack's moves reviews
Some people are selfish and some are just fond of taking what isn't theres...this guy is the latter type
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-14-06 - Published: 12-14-06
138. War and Peace Vol 3 reviews
All's fair, right?
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-13-06 - Published: 12-13-06
139. You reviews
Everything is not MY fault....maybe everything is yours...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06
140. LOVE
Looking On, Victor Envies...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-3-06 - Published: 12-3-06
141. This here is an intervention reviews
4 friends trying to stop another one from making a big mistake...in lyric form. This poem is based on actual events
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 11-29-06
142. Let it go reviews
Love something, let it go. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was. This is my own set of thoughts concerning such an issue.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06
143. Oh, if you only knew reviews
A moment of passion with more than one perspective
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06
144. Why I'm a writer reviews
Was it a choice or the only choice left to explore?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06
145. I'm just the guy reviews
You could make a case that it's about the seasons, but if you think that, try reading it with different names in place of Summer and Winter
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 11-16-06
146. Oh my, my god reviews
Many a time, I've gone through a thought process like this upon waking up
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06
147. The doc reviews
That crazy doctor of mine, what was he talking about?
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-5-06 - Published: 11-5-06
148. Muah reviews
Another word you might be familiar with is used in this poem...
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 11-1-06
149. Walk of Shame reviews
This goes out to all those people that had a late night and now have to face the aftermath on their way back home
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-30-06 - Published: 10-30-06
150. Snow In October reviews
Poem about a startling find on a Monday morning
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-23-06
151. Notes about Kim » reviews
Series of poems about a girl I just can't seem to get acquainted with
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-23-06 - Published: 10-21-06
152. Plaid Jacket Stories »
Short story about a troubled teen and his efforts to avoid dealing with his problems
Complete - Young Adult - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,549 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-06
153. A Single Fiery Rose reviews
A rose sits alone among the darkness
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-19-06 - Published: 10-19-06
154. Insomnia reviews
Lack of sleep, you say? I can relate
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-18-06 - Published: 10-18-06
155. Daydreamin' reviews
When's the last time someone said something that made you ask yourself if you were dreaming or not?
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
156. Stallin' reviews
Wasting time, hoping the right words come...
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-12-06 - Published: 9-12-06
157. I'm Over You reviews
A more realistic song of how I feel about my ex
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-31-06 - Published: 8-31-06
158. My battle with Writer's
My personified foe stands ready
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-19-06 - Published: 8-19-06
159. Cabinet »
The attempts of 4 40 something friends to make sense of their lives as 1 of them runs for president
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 57,630 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-18-06 - Published: 8-9-06
160. Beefin' reviews
Rap music is the only music where one artist ever picks fights with another artist. What if other music did this too?
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-06 - Published: 8-12-06
161. Another person's night before Christmas reviews
I hope this isn't how your Christmas Eve has ever turned out
Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
162. Acronyms reviews
My take on the way internet language is taking us
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
163. Won't ever be real reviews
This is not the archetypal poem about the perfect woman. It's about 4 imperfect ones
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
164. My night reviews
This is the night i had, no embelishments
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
165. If you were a bird
If you were just a bit different...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
166. Hush reviews
Just don't speak for a sec...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
167. Wanted Poster reviews
Be on the lookout...
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 8-10-06
168. Go Ahead reviews
One of my own personal love poem
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06
169. Just Have fun reviews
Memories of High School
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06
170. Non Stop reviews
This is a poem written in response to a really crappy plane ride. I wrote it to show myself how much worse it could've been.
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-9-06 - Published: 8-9-06
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