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Just a quick note to all our readers. On this account, there are two authors: Evi and Chrissy. Before all writing of any sort, we will put who has written it. This saves ALOT of confusion. Also, most of songs/poems and maybe stories, are depressing. Get over it. That's who were are. Goth/Punk. If you don't like this kind of stuff, don't read it. Thank you.

»Profile of Evi!!«

Everything You (May or May Not) Have Always Wanted to Know About ME!!

Name: Emily but I go by Evi. My FMA name is Gluttony. (Chrissy: Yep, fits her PERFECTLY. Me: Hey, just cause I like to eat...)

Gender: Male. You: WTF? You're name's Emily and you're a GUY?! Me: Nah, just kiddin, I'm a girl!! :-P

Age: 13. Though I feel 23 sometimes... Wait. 23? That means... BEER!! AND DRIVING!! BUT BEER!! WOOHOO!! Anyway, movin on...

Hair: Brown and stick straight. The COMPLETE opposite of Chrissy's down there. *points*

Zodiac: Cancer the crab. (Chrissy: So THAT explains the crabbiness. Me: OH SHUT UP!!) I'm also a rooster- COCK-A-DOODLE-FRICKIN-DOO!!!

Hobbies: Horse-Back Riding, Bowling, Air Hockey, Archery, Collecting Weapons of any kind, Singing (Chrissy: She is like the BEST person I know who can sing. Me: Well... I guess... I'm just too modest is all. Chrissy: Yeah, that's okay. Atleast you're not all in-your-face. Me: I guess so.) Songwriting, and playing Keyboard and my Sax.

My Favorite EVERYTHINGS!!:

Colors: Purple and Black

Animals: Black Panthers, Horses, and Wolves. (Breed of Dog: Huskies, especially part wolf breeds)

Music: Top Three Bands/Artists: Evanescence, Seether, and Kelly Clarkson. Others: Staind, 10 Years, Hinder, Green Day, Nickelback, H.I.M, Linkin Park, System of a Down, 3 Doors Down, Trapt, Hawthorne Heights, My Chemical Romance (or MCR), Bon Jovi, Queen, Van Zant, Black Stone Cherry, P.O.D, Korn, Avenged Sevenfold, Pat Benatar, Heart, Three Days Grace, Breaking Bengamin, and probably more but they escape me at the moment...

Movies: Harry Potter, Narnia, Austin Powers, The Mummy Movies, Zorro, Underworld, Talledega Nights (Me: Just saw it a few days ago- AWESOME MOVIE!!) Pirates of the Carribean, and old Abbot and Costello movies.

TV Shows: Charmed, Family Guy, Blue Collar TV,Hex (on BBC) Tru Calling, Mythbusters, and Dirty Jobs.

Anime: Full Metal Alchemist (or FMA as some would say) and Inuyasha.

Books: Harry Potter, Narnia, Firebringer, The Sight, and The Secret Garden. (Chrissy: I never knew you liked The Secret Garden. Me: Yeah, I've always liked it- it's a classic.)

FOOD!! I LOVE FOOD!! FOOD IS goooooooooddd.... (Chrissy: Evi... calm down now. Me: What are you talking about?! I AM CALM!! Hey I'm hungry, I'll be right back...) *a few moments later*... Anyway,

Main: Crab (Me: Which is sad cause everytime I eat it I'm a cannibal. You: WTF? Me: *sighs at stupidity* Look at the Zodiac. You: Oh... HAHAHA!!) Lobster, Steak, Baked Potatoe (Me: Which is funny because once my Mom told me that when she was pregnant with me all she craved was Steak and Baked Potatoe. Chrissy: Gee, I WONDER why...)

Dessert: Cheesecake (Raspberry, Strawberry, Chocolate, Carmel, and Vanilla Bean) and Ice Cream (Me: Or should I say ASS cream... HAHA!! You: :-? Me: *sighs again* It's in Austin Powers Goldmember. You: Oh, okay.) Ice Cream (Cookies 'n Cream-or Oreo-and Raspberry Chip Royale.)

Other:

Me and Chrissy have our own band. It's called Diviknight (the name was my idear by the way). Plus we're also IN Band. I play sax, Chrissy plays flute. Together, me, Chrissy, and our other best friend Joanna/Ed make up The Trio of our group of friends: Jazz (or Jazzy)/Lust, Embry/Greed, Sarah/Sango/Pride, Bekah/Sloth, Joni, and Allison.

»Profile of Chrissy!!«

I just want to start off saying, THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER! I've been looking for a site where i can post my songs, stories, and poems. I FINALLY FOUND IT! YAY!...K...let the profile begin...

Name: I go by Chrissy. FMA Name: Wrath. (Evi: Fits you perfectly as well. Me: Yes I KNOW!! :-P)

Gender: Alien...You:.......Me: Well...actually...I'm not...just joking with ya..I'm a durl.

Age: Numbers. I also have an alter ego that is 20-sumthin.

Hair: Red, Curly, and Crazy.

Zodiac Sign: Aquarius...and I'm a ROOSTER! COCK-A-DOODLE-DO!

Everything Evi likes, I basicly like. I only have to add to the books. So, here goes.

Fav. Books: Lord of the Rings, Narnia, Cirque Du Freak, Montmorency, anything by Cornelia Funke, Eragon, Eldest, Firebringer, The Sight, Inkspell, Inkheart, The Cat Who series, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Harry Potter, T*Witches,and Guradians of Ga'hoole.

I only have one parting message: FAMILY GUY ROCKS!