This account is shared by two authors- Nay and Chas. But mostly Nay. I just thought everyone should know. Every story will say who wrote it, but I didn't want anyone going "Hey! You didn't write that? Jerk!" and then report me. Because Chas is too lazy to create her own account. Hahaha! Take that, you midget! (Sorry, that was totally necessary. I didn't want to share, but Chas is a lazy bum...)

(I really hope she never reads this...)

ZOMG!! I'M GONNA PUT THIS JUNK ON HERE! WAUGH!

NAME: billys-green-soup. or nay-o, if you fancy...

AGE: 16

GENDER: Female

STATUS: Single (and sad)

ORIENTATION: ------------Straight like a ruler, yo. but i DO love those who aren't! . ~~~~~~~~

FAVORITE COLOR/S: silver, black, green, white, purple. IN THAT ORDER FOOL! sorry, i didn't mean that lovie. like a taco?

FAVORITE ANIME: Naruto, FMA, Elemantal Gelade, Get Backers, Trigun, probably some that I'm forgeting because it's 2:50.

FAVORITE CHARACTER/S: Ed, Al, Teacher(can't remember her real name!O_O), Gaara, Neji, Sakon, Ban, Genji, George, Lee, Luna, Ren, Pikachu (what can I say? he's cute), Atticus, Sunao, Yukinojo Toyama, Kei, Roxy, Elija, Vash, all those that I'm forgetting...

FAVORITE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: Tara (my beloved freshmen heart .), Haley (my backwards nerdified izmodiot), Chibi (mah midget), Jake (mah sexy stage manager), Nessa (my german homie), James (my black hatah who is too adorable not to hug the crap out of), Mercy (my restrickted artiste), Erika (my bookworm), CaramelBoost (my little reviewing FF fiend!), Brandi (my sometimes muse), My mummy (need I explain?), Denis (my daddy)

Favorite Books (this includes manga): Harry Potter, Twilight, Wallflower, Othello, Animal Farm, To Kill A Mockingbird, Beauty Pop, Bad Kitty, Chocolat, Nightmare Academy, Hangman's Curse, Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment, Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever, Glass Houses (totally read that one, dude), Dead Girl's Dance, Another Fine Myth

ZOMG PEEPS! I FINISHED! (sort of...)

NOW IS THE TIME FOR JOY AND CELEBRATORY DANCE! HIT IT, LOU!

(danceslikeafool)

And for my fans, I have this amazing story on fictionpress! (that's a .com, btw) It's called Blood Contract. You should go read it. And the author is the same as this one, so there's no confusion or anything.

What? no, I'm not shamelessly promoting myself? LAY OFF, FOOLS!

Here's some stuff that is applicable. Love it, I command thee!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you like brownies, paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this intoyour profile

If you know several people who deserve to be hated as much as MarySues, copy and paste this into your profile.

Remember these things. They could be important one day...

Speed does not kill. Stopping very quickly kills.

A wise woman once told me that nothing is ever written perfectly the first time. Don't forget this and don't ignore this if you ever want to be an author.

"Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid it will never begin..."

You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? -- Steven Wright

There’s a bullet out there for everyone. The trick is to die of old age before it finds you.

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather, the presence of something that is more important than Fear." - Phillip Renaldi

Whenever someone tell you that the coldest hour is the one that comes before the dawn, just remember that it's about to start warming up again soon.

And finally, here is the brilliant psuedo-mathematical formula by the wonderful Danny Birt.

The common model of the traditional epic fantasy is as follows:
In the first couple pages, you meet “The Hero” (TH) who meets “The Sage” (TS) who relates to TH the legend of “The Magic Thing” (TMT) and “The Ancient Evil” (TAE). “TAE’s Peons” (TAEP) then ruin life at home for TH, so for the rest of the series TH must Quest For TMT, and Vanquish TAE. TH then returns home, becomes “The Benevolent Ruler” (TBR), and lives happily ever after, provided there is not a sequel.

The model is so predictable it can be written out in pesudo-mathematical formula:

1. TH+TS/TMT TAE
2. TAEP TH
3. TH+TMT= -TAE
4. TH=TBR