Ok, Cherry here, this is the deal. Kitty and I needed to make a joint account to house some very strange conversations (blame the pretty moon!). Even by our standards. Which is saying something. So, here's my bit, Kitty will add hers later! :)

I am: A riddle wrapped in an enigma. Coming to a theatre near you! The walrus. Never fully dressed without a smile. A banana. Already dead.

Yep. That's me.

(The following space is reserved for Kitty to write her bit (Kitty, no mentioning the homicide of a certain turkey, alright? At least, not right here.))

Aw man! But I love homicide of a certain turkey. Any ways, yes. Cherry and I are best friends and while outwalking together we came up with a very weird conversation - IT WAS FULL MOON! FULL MOON HAS AN EFFECT ON PEOPLE, I SWEAR! - and decided to turn it into a story. Since I love quotes so much, I’ll just add a few here.- A few, right. -

"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."- Unknown

“God doesn’t care weather or not I pass or fail algebra, all that matters is that I tried, which it probably why I’m failing.”- Doug Johnson - WAIT, that's a mention of the homicide of the Turkey! Not the homicide part, but still, you used a quote from the FREAKIN TURKEY!

“I can see it now, some guy’s suing a company. ‘Your medicine made me drowsy and the warning label didn’t tell me it would!’ ‘It’s sleeping pills you idiot. Read the bottle!’ ‘Oh.’ Yah court case of the millennium right there folks.”- Kitty

"One way for surviving high school: keep your head down and your mouth shut. That way nobody knows you even exist unless they crash into you on accident."- Unknown

"We've just witnessed what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the techinical term is 'being an ass'."- Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."- Mitch Hedberg

"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never."- Jack Benny

"The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too."- Anton Chekhov

"Well, what if I shoot him in the eye? Then he'll be blind right? Oh wait, he has two eyes. Damn!"- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place."- Johnny Carson

"Never moon a werewolf."- Mike Binder

“Now's the best time to say "Gee, Mr. Lancer, I had no idea being a teacher was so difficult."- Mr. Lancer
”I'm fourteen.. I don't really care...”- Danny (Danny Phantom)

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."- George Gobel

"Hmph, damn anime fans."- Fujisawa (El-Hazard)

"What's this about you breaking a rake and throwing it in the woods?"- Virginia
"I didn't break it, I was merely testing its durability, and I placed it in the woods 'cause it's made of wood and I thought it should bewith its family."- Happy (Happy Gilmore)

"During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody."- Happy

“What do you mean. I got married. I was there.”- Buttercup
”Did you say 'I do'?”- Wesley
”No, we sort of skippedthat part.”- Buttercup (The Princess Bride) - OI! I know this movie like the back of my hand! I was in the play for this movie! That's a mis-quote right there!

“Any last requests?”- Hangman
”Yeah, loosen the knot and let me go.”- Rick (The Mummy)

“Well if it ain't my little buddy Beni. I think I'll kill you.”- Rick
“Think of my children!”- Beni
“You don't have any children.”- Rick”Think of my children!”- Beni
“Someday I might.”- Beni (The Mummy)

"There's so much irony here I could write a poem. The kidnapper needs help with a kidnapping" - Holly (Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident)

"The only reasons I learn other languages is to 1) talk to people OUTSIDE of this country. 2) to insult people in the country who I despise."- Unknown

“I'm not sure I'm adult yet.”- Johnny Depp

“This is a revolution, dammit! We're going to have to offend SOME body!” -Peter Stone

”Gasp! You'll die, but don't worry. You'll live through it.”- Unknown

"Pirates of the Caribbean (the movie)...a two hour advertisement for a theme park."-Johnny Depp

“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” -Terry Pratchett (Neil Gaiman)

“There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with ‘or die’."- Alistair J.R. Young

“And you! You lost to Kurama who lost to a dead guy!"- Jin (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Help! I'm in a truck full of psychic cannabals!"- Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You're like an ugly singer with a good voice: best for backup!"- Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

“What do you want?”- Tyson

“Oh, the usual: world peace, less homework...”- Ozuma (Beyblade)

“They take a sharp red hot poker stick it up your nose, scramble things around a bit then rip it all out through your nostrils.”- Eevee

“That’s gotta hurt.”- Rick

“It’s called mummification. You’ll be dead when they do this.”- Eevee (The Mummy)

“Harry, the clock on that nine-foot nuclear weapon is ticking.”- Charles ‘Chick’ Chapple (Armageddon)

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”-Edgar Bergen

“My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.”-Ed Furgol

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”-Alex Levine

“The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.”- Albert Einstein

“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.”-Will Rogers

“I talked to McGonagall about the Firebolt today and she got a bit cheeky. Seems she thinks that I care more about winning the game than your safety. All I said was that I didn’t care if the broom bucked you off as long as you caught the Snitch first.”- Wood (Harry Potter)

Okay, it might look like a lot, but that’s a bout a 4th of what’s on my bio on Fanfiction.com. Ask Cherry, she’ll tell you. - A 4th? Are you kidding me? It takes HOURS to read your other profile! This is like... a 4th of a thousandth!

Kitty has left the nice cozy padded room to run away again. Bye.

~Cherry*