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since: 08-10-06, id: 536553
Author has written 6 stories for Fable, Humor, Life, and Love.

Bonjour, readers!

my name's evangeline jehannette, but I go by wren! here's a little bit about myself!

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I love: art, music, acoustic guitar, writing, peanut butter, the Phantom of the Opera, my family, staying up late, my dog, my friends, yellow, green, daffodills, my faith, my oboe, my guitar, Sophocles, my bass clarinet, my sisters and brother, reading, bagels, walking in the rain, my marching band family, and calamari!

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I hate: getting up early, pet birds, snakes, ~~~SHARKS~~~, immature people, stories with bad endings, spinach, health food nazis, liars, bad breath, unclean bathrooms, too much ketchup, pop music, and being late for school!

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Book recommendations: The Count of Monte Cristo, Animal Farm, LOTR, the Chronicles of Narnia, Quo Vadis, Saint Joan of Arc (Mark Twain), the Redwall series, any Agatha Christi books, especially Ten Little Indians (also called And Then There Were None, whatever your fancy is...), and of course, any and all fairy tales!

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Movie recommendations: Braveheart, The Man Without a Face, Spiderman, Finding Forester, Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Psyco, the Birds, Rear Window, Rebecca, the Bourne Identity and Supremecy and Ultimatum, Beauty and the Beast, Superman, Good Will Hunting, Pride and Prejudice, too many others to name...

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TV show recomendations: House, Beauty and the Geek, Smallville (the old episodes), Bones, Malcolm in the Middle, Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter, the Winx (lol), and of course Arthur!

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Some memorable quotes:

Mr. Collins: It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable. (Pride&Prejudice)

Gaston
: It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas, and thinking... (Beauty and the Beast)

Cogsworth: As you can see, the psuedo-facade was stripped away to reveal a minimalist rococo design. Note the unusual inversely vaulted ceilings. This is yet another example of the late neoclassic Baroque period. And, as I always say, "if it's not Baroque, don't fix it!" (B&B)

Murron: You're going to teach me to read, then?
William Wallace: Aye, if you'd like.
Murron
: Aye!
William Wallace: In what language?
Murron: Ah, you're showing off now.
William Wallace: That's right. Are you impressed yet?
Murron: No. Why? Should I be?
William Wallace: Oui. Parce que chaque jour j'ai pensé à toi.
(translation: Yes. Because every single day I've thought about you)
Murron: hesitates, impressed despite herself, then smiles Do that standing on your head and I'll be impressed.
William Wallace: Well, my kilt will fly up, but I'll try. (Braveheart)

Lee: I was morally obligated to steal that man's toupee.

Auxilio ab alto~

wren.

every time you don't review something you read, a giant steps on a hapless kitten. remember that. :(sorry! morbid!

ciaozers




1. Mirrors reviews
A familiar fairy tale...... twisted! If you like Snow White and the Seven Dwarves or even if you don't I hope you'll like this! My version of the classic Brothers' Grimm tale.
Fable - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 1-15-07
2. Of Life and Flowers » reviews
this is a collection of several poems that all mean something very special to me. They are written from life experiences not always my ownand I hope you'll like them. If you have any flower suggestions, you can tell me when you review!
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 6-5-07
3. Sincerest Doubt » reviews
a tale in the form of poetry free verse about a boy and a girl, from the boy's perspective. just a little thought I wrote on a whim. It spans about four days.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 6-6-07
4. precious being » reviews
just another set of poems..... mainly just musings that don't have meter..... ej
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-6-07 - Published: 4-16-07
5. not just about fainting reviews
this is just a set of poems. most of them have some sort of meter either troch.tetra. or iamb.pent. it's mostly about things that bother me or that I see everyday, so even if they're not good, just let me keep my happy little poetry world! ej
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-16-07 - Published: 4-16-07
6. Mall Guerillas
this is just a short play I had to do for English. I hope it's entertaining for you all! If you've ever experienced Black Friday at the mall, you'll know the feeling!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-24-07 - Published: 1-24-07
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