Oh , hell get out so I can pass out like a normal drunk.

Excuse me while I remain unconscious

I went over to the dark side. Don't worry I brought a flashlight.

I'm not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.

I don't skinny dip, I chunky dunk.

If your too open minded your brain will fall out

I never make mistakes. I thought I did once, but I was mistaken

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected the expected

I can't remember what I forgot to forget

I'm confused...wait, maybe I'm not

Mirror, mirror on the wall, WHAT THE @!#& HAPPENED?

I'm only wearing black until they make something darker

Even if the voices in my head aren’t real, they still have some pretty good ideas.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Here’s a little hint... I don’t care

Sanity calms, but madness is so much more interesting.

It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you

Everybody remembers when your wrong, but nobody remembers when your right.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, God made me beautiful, what happened to you?

Eating cardboard will ruin your life. You will end up living on the street in a box. Then you'll eat the box and you'll be homeless.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

They misunderestimated me.

We are the Knights who say Ni!

If one will scoff at the study of language, how, save in terms of language, will one scoff?

Did she just imply what I thought she implied?

If your insinuating what I think you’re insinuating, stop insinuating it.

The hardest thing about this world is to live in it. Be brave, live.

The impossible usually happens, and the unthinkable is thought. 

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