I am Maelstrom

I like to read books & manga, write, eat cake, listen to music, and watch anime and movies.

I hate clowns, stupid endings, cheese, and horrible grammar.

Add Mr. Giggles Bottom as a Myspace friend for story extras and pics (but if you look like a wanna-be porn star or a spammer it won't be accepted)

Be warned: I do weird things when I am bored and my writing has been known to change the opinions of men and cause seizures.

News: 5/16/2008 Man...I haven't updated in so long I feel horrible. My computer is almost dead now. I'm going to try to extract my files though, because if I lose them I'm seriously going to do self-harm. I'll go crazy. I was busy with my writing fiction class this past year and didn't bother writing chapters for my stories here. (I got a Creative Writing Scholarship though!) So...I need to get on that. Well, the more you know!

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1. A Surreal Lesson in Brief » reviews

Short stories I wrote for my creative writing class.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,337 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 10-23-07

2. Nocturnal Amphigory » reviews

My collection of poetry, most of which were written at midnight.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 2-17-08 - Published: 8-20-06

3. Letters to God » reviews

Ah gots a story to tell. An' ah'm gonna tell it. Read closely.

Spiritual - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-22-08 - Published: 5-25-07

4. Help! I'm Trapped in a Love Polygon! » reviews

Braelyn likes her best friend’s brother who is crushing on the new girl who likes Braelyn’s brother who likes his sister’s best friend who has a crush on his best friend who loves Braelyn. Throw in a nerd and an odd narrator. How will this end?

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,908 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-19-07 - Published: 12-2-06

5. Breaking Up » reviews

Mistakes are made in every relationship but what happens when they go too far? Will the rift be possible to mend? A series of oneshots

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-7-07 - Published: 1-1-07

6. Guardian of All » reviews

Aaron thought he lived a fairly normal life, that is until he discovered that coke machines are really a portal to another world. Talk about spirited away. Title will probably change

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-7-07 - Published: 10-11-06

7. The Adventures of Mr Giggles Bottom and Guy N Head » reviews

A brain looking for a body. A monkey looking for a foot. Will these two unlikely friends ever find what they're looking for? A comic

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,187 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-17-07 - Published: 8-20-06

8. I Am Not an Animal reviews

The story of a girl without a face. A young girl's adventure as she discovers life, love, and her purpose in the world.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-6-07 - Published: 3-6-07

9. The Reunion

An old writing assignment for a math class. A high school reunion gone wrong.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-1-06 - Published: 11-1-06

10. Flowers to Ashes reviews

An assignment for tenth grade english, loosely based on the Columbine shooting. I had to dig this out of the dark depths of my desk.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-3-06 - Published: 10-3-06