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So, my name is Danielle, but most people call me Danie
no matter how many times I have tried to get them to stop.
Now if you are my friend you can most likely get away with this, but if you are not, then I might just have to kick your ass. :
I am sixteen, & I live in a spit-in-the-dirt town in southern Illinois (where the hicks & homophobes roam as free as our cattle).
Labels seem to stick to me as if I were a jar!
I am a very eclectic individual so I tend to smash quite a few stereotypes.
I am a lesbian, but no, I do not play softball, I can not fix your car, & I do not hate all men, I just happen to like girls.
I can be a really big tomboy, but I do wear makeup & I throw like a girl.
I am Pro-Choice, but I could never do it myself, I just believe in what I believe in.
I have piercings & soon I will have a tattoo, I dye my hair funky colors & hack at it with scissors, but I am one of the biggest bookworms/nerds you will ever meet.
I am a mega loser & can be very anti-social, but I have some of the coolest friends in the world.
I am a myspace addict, but I do have a life outside of the internet.
I am a mondo art/drama geek but I am also a history/science/math buff.
I kinda ♥ music like a lot.
I am a big city soul stuck in this small town.
My friends joke that I am the "gay representative" for southern Illinois.
I feel naked without my eyeliner on.
I randomly quote weird shite.
I am way too close to my sister to be healthy.
I am a pack-rat, & I collect bottles.
I can recite RHPS & Monty Python, word for word, by heart.
I have little to no patience for stupidity.
I pretty much always say what I want, & mean what I say.
My pet peeve is discrimination.
I am more spiritual then any one religion, it is not that I do not believe in God, it is that I do not believe in man, and when you break it all down, religions were made by man.
My motto is...
"If it causes none harm, do as you will."
So I am sort of crazy about this girl I know.
I swear she is one of the most amazing people I have ever met, & no matter how much she says otherwise I am the lucky one.
She makes my palms sweat, my knees weak, my stomach all knotted up, my words stick in my throat, & me feel nervous like nobody's business.
msn = gothicravenrose10@hotmail.com
email = gothicravenrose10@yahoo.com
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Favorite Quotes
You can't say that civilization don't advance for in every war they kill you in a new way. ~ Will Rogers, New York Times, Dec. 23, 1929 US humorist & showman (1879 - 1935)
Truly, to tell lies is not honorable; but when the truth entails tremendous ruin, to speak dishonorably is pardonable. ~ Sophocles, Creusa
You do not think they know about love. They do. They love you, but not the way I do. Their love makes them sad. My love kills me slowly.
The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.
Adders who with cloven tongues do hiss into madness. - William Shakespeare.
By what may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side. - William Shakespeare.
When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really only looking for more details - Edgar W. Howe
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