Hello there. I am the Intelligent Designer of all that I survey. (I'm a right arrogant basdtard, eh?)

These things are kind of hard to do, mostly cuz I'm boring and try to sound witty...and fail.

I like music, love music even..Brand New, Death Cab For Cutie, Lola Ray...music like that.

I enjoy reading, believe it or not. I'm even know to write every once in awhile. I absolutely love Laurie Halse Anderson, author of Speak, Catalyst, ad Twisted. Also, A Separate Peace, by John Knowles, Welcome to The Ark, and other goody stuff, including stuff on FP; check out my fav authors. Read and be awed: Dirty Angel Toes, ignominy, SerialXLain, and that's it.
IM me if you're bored, I like to meet people. I'm LunchForTheSky1 on AIM...contact me, I'm one of those cool ppl with a lot to say...

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1. Holiday Fears reviews

About an abuse victim that hates the holidays...yet less cliché than that?

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-1-07 - Published: 11-1-07

2. The Balance reviews

Semicompanion to The Dark. This is about how somehow, despite all the hell in the universe, there can be balance

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-8-07 - Published: 10-8-07

3. The Dark reviews

Kind of poem about the...the Dark I guess...and how we sometimes yearn for it, but succumb only at our wits end.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-20-07 - Published: 9-20-07

4. Use Them Then Abuse Them reviews

Poem from the head of a very weird guy. Talks about how he draws a person in before he kills them...

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-2-07 - Published: 6-2-07

5. Swinging for the Present reviews

How the world is deteriorating and no one is here to save it.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-24-07 - Published: 5-24-07

6. A little place inside reviews

There is a little place inside my head, where your world ceases to exist, and my world comes out to play...

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-12-07 - Published: 5-12-07

7. Shoveling Snowflakes reviews

A look at the 2 sides to snowflakes, the nice pretty one, and their true nature as an evil product of Mother Nature's fury...please join me in my quest against winter! Start by reading this!

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-5-07 - Published: 3-5-07

8. Dance of Love reviews

Umm, strange poem I wrote after reading an awesome book. It's about this guy that falls in love because he dances with this woman. It will make sense once you read it, which I just know you're going to do...and review!

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-07 - Published: 2-5-07

9. Origins of Life reviews

Speculation on lifeAttack on religion and science. While sort of neutral, it really attacks Christians. Kind of weird. Read and find out. And review. Please.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 12-29-06

10. Goths reviews

How small minded people view Goths. Some lines are humorous. R&R

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-06 - Published: 12-24-06

11. Love's Mysterious Ways reviews

Basically, it is unrequited love, but with a twist: He loves me too!

Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-11-06 - Published: 12-11-06

12. Nothing is perfect reviews

Short about how nothing is quite what it seems. Inspired when I realized that the guy I have a cruch on has a pudgy stomach.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-29-06 - Published: 11-29-06

13. Unreturned Love reviews

Title says all. Only poem of mine written from personal experience. Comes from persepctive of girl in love with a guy that's in love with another guy. Nobody gets what they want.

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-24-06 - Published: 11-24-06

14. First Communion reviews

A retelling of an important event in my life. I have mutilated this date with my agnostic humor.

Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06

15. Keep Things to Yourself reviews

How a friend of mine shares everything about me on a loudspeaker, or mine as well...

Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-8-06 - Published: 11-8-06

16. Orange People reviews

New neighbors move in...they're orange...whats going on here?

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-7-06 - Published: 11-7-06

17. I go to School reviews

Short piece on the horrors of Student Life. Kinda weird. R&R

School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 10-8-06

18. You Broke my Heart When You Blew my House Down reviews

Just an idea I had about why the Wolf blew the house down. Rating for 1 line.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-06

19. Paper People reviews

When new neighbors from across the street come over, don't erase them, okay honey?

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06

20. Telling A Lie reviews

Just a short thing about when you lie. Kind of dumb.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-27-06 - Published: 9-27-06