Reborn As I
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since: 08-31-06, id: 539140, Profile Updated: 11-26-08
country: Canada
Author has written 85 stories for Life, Love, General, Religion, Friendship, Haiku, Politics, and Humor.

FUCK SYSTEM OF A DOWN AND THEIR ARMENIAN GENOCIDE PROPAGANDA

Interested in hearing the other side of the Armenian Genocide issue? Then check out www.tallarmeniantale.com. The deception must end!

(FORMERLY KNOWN AS 'SLITWRISTREMIX' AND THEN ORRIS BANE)

"...Superman's just another pimp in a cape." - Everlast aka Whitey Ford

"Now ask yourself how can we be free when the water that we drink is owned by some company?" - Sweatshop Union

"All that glitters is cold." - MAR1LYN MAN5ON

"I'm in love with too many things and I hate everything." - Jacoby Shaddix

"...forget perfect, I'm trying not to be worthless." - Mike Shinoda

"...I never asked to be born but I've asked to die..." - Q-Unique

"Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional..." - M. Kathleen Casey

"In Heaven all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"There is always some madness in love. But there is always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Women make the highs of life higher and the lows more frequent..." - Friedrich Nietzsche

When leaving me reviews, please don't restrict yourselves. I welcome any comment or reaction you might have, negative or positive. All that I ask it that you don't be excessively rude because that would upset me. Like, really upset me. I'm talking soooo upset that I'd have to go drown a bunch of kittens just to feel better about myself. And you don't want any kittens to die because you couldn't watch your fucking mouth, do you?...

I THINK IT'S ONLY RIGHT THAT I GIVE A LITTLE SHOUT OUT TO THOSE WHO'VE FOUND SOMETHING (ANYTHING) IN THIS LITTLE WASTELAND OF MINE WORTH ADDING TO THEIR FAVORITES. I am truly flattered. Thank you all.


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I hate people who strive to be different only for the sake being different. I pity people who are themselves only because they know nothing else.

I hate people who pass judgment without being educated completely on an issue. I pity people who don't feel the need to be educated completely on an issue before passing judgment.


There are three sides to every story:

One side,

The other,

And the truth.

Some of my shit really is SHIT, so...

Here's a list of what I think are my better pieces. Might save you the trouble of wading through shit to get to the good stuff... Well, the not-so-bad stuff, anyway...

she's a cliche
little mirror
the art of poetic confession
love is
pen venom
faithfully
i must break yours
my childhood and i
anger bang
inviting
lessons 1 and 2 (even though it's incomplete)
invisibility splattered red
cold shoulder of god
finally free
addict
infective
honest
human waste


1. defeat reviews
it's too hard to love you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-17-10
2. not anymore
yet another ending.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Published: 12-8-09 - Complete
3. the meanest prick reviews
apparently i'm one of the meanest pricks she knows. very well, i'll own it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-18-08
4. strange pulling away reviews
it's better if you don't know.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-08 - Complete
5. in a name reviews
habits change but people don't.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-8-08 - Complete
6. sleep reviews
i don't like where i live...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-28-08
7. on the exhale reviews
it's raining outside.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-30-07 - Complete
8. dear someone and you reviews
A poem? about what I'd like to say to my ex and her new boyfriend.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-07 - Complete
9. through with you
i don't want to do this anymore. i'm through with you. six years of wasted time. i hope someone you love dies.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Published: 3-28-07 - Complete
10. without you reviews
i know i'm a mess but if you could see me without you...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-27-07
11. a girl i once thought i knew reviews
another old one i found. meh... run of the mill post break up poem.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-07 - Complete
12. god, i forgive you reviews
an OLD, OLD poem that i'd forgotten about completely. a friend of mine had copied a piece of it into one of her books and gave me this fragment. i don't remember the rest but i'm going to try to reinvent it.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-26-07
13. lessons 1 and 2 reviews
[working title]. just some random crap that came to mind. unfortunately, i haven't been able to finish it. i don't know where to go with it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-25-06
14. inviting reviews
imagine her in bed with someone else. [the poem's too short for a more in depth summary.]
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-06 - Complete
15. nothing reviews
nothing within... [short, 4 lines]
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-06 - Complete
16. human waste reviews
where'd we come from? where will we go?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete
17. honest reviews
don't be...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete
18. liesslashalibis reviews
i.want.tohurtyou.rightnow.stop.talking...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-06 - Complete
19. collect your things reviews
about a friend of mine. she was going through an inspirationally painful time... it's that old 'there's someone else' story.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-10-06 - Complete
20. fix reviews
want to get fixed or get a fix?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-06 - Complete
21. i must break yours reviews
it's over, baby. hold still.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-6-06 - Complete
22. just do it reviews
a voice in your head telling you to end your life. another telling you not to.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-4-06 - Complete
23. she's a cliche reviews
i tried to write something... nice. this is what happened.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-1-06 - Complete
24. little mirror reviews
come in for a closer look...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-06 - Complete
25. children in flames reviews
a conversation between two people about whether or not one could leave their children behind and save themselves if they were in a fire. i plan to refine this one a little later on. it's not very fluid right now. i might lose interest and just leave it
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-30-06
26. a poem not titled love reviews
resubmission. i blame it all on you...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-06 - Complete
27. afterthoughts reviews
resubmission. thinking back on a HUGE fight i had with an ex about the her wanting back some letters she'd written me back in a happier time and the repercussions of such a huge fight over something so dumb.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-06 - Complete
28. forever lost reviews
resubmission. about an on again off again [now just off] girlfriend. i could go deeper into it... but i won't.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-06 - Complete
29. love letter to nobody reviews
resubmission. revised. a raw, angry [perhaps childishly so] poem written some time ago whilst nursing fresh wounds from a break up and huge war with her over these stupid letters... the title is a MAR1LYN MAN5ON reference.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-06 - Complete
30. nothing to save reviews
resubmission. feeling guilty about my lack of ambition and self control. or something like it...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-06 - Complete
31. girl reviews
this is NOT about a girl... short, 4 lines. might add to it later if anything good comes to mind...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-06
32. bitter reviews
inspired by the tragic ending of a relationship involving a couple i knew. though this poem means something to me, i doubt anyone will be able to take away that same meaning after reading it. it's a bit cryptic.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete
33. i am a gun reviews
are you a believer?
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete
34. randomness reviews
this is pretty random. you can barely call it a poem, but it's entertaining enough to make the clicking of the mouse button worth it, i'd like to think... let me know.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-28-06 - Complete
35. ted reviews
ABOUT A DISTURBED YOUNG MAN NAMED TED. i think it's only fair to warn y'all, this is a PRETTY graphic, gruesome, tasteless poem. lol, it's probably gonna disturb some people. i can't wait to get the reviews back on this one...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete
36. the art of poetic confession reviews
about how truth or intended messages can be lost in poetry. at least in MY poetry, anyway...
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-26-06 - Complete
37. glue reviews
very short. just 6 very, very short lines.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-25-06 - Complete
38. love is reviews
love is chemical.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete
39. when daddy buys me a dress reviews
NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED. I MEAN IT. about a father's ploy to abuse his young daughter under the guise of buying her a new dress. REMEMBER, THIS IS FICTION. NOTHING MORE. I DO NOT CONDONE WHAT THIS POEM INSINUIATES IN ANY WAY.
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-24-06 - Complete
40. how i lost you reviews
a FICTIONAL account of losing a lover to a cocaine induced coma followed by death. i don't even know if cocaine can induce comatosis. i think it's usually violent convulsions and foaming at the mouth and all that good stuff when you OD on coke.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-23-06 - Complete
41. pen venom reviews
expel my poison through a pen, ingest more and do it again... this piece is dear to my heart because this is all about me. nothing is fiction about this one. nothing.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-22-06 - Complete
42. both hands reviews
haiku. lol. if you're looking for a profound or deep poem, this ain't it...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete
43. fate reviews
haiku. worth a look, i think...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-06 - Complete
44. faithfully reviews
she's cheating and you know it...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
45. my childhood and i reviews
aah, i used to be so...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
46. cyberspace reviews
you are nobody you are anybody just like everybody
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-20-06 - Complete
47. her name rhymes with butterfly reviews
a while ago this girl left me a negative review, which is fine. BUT after coming across some nasty, needlessly mean, unhelpful reviews she'd left others,i just felt compelled to write this. remember, internet bullies are cowards.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-19-06 - Complete
48. damaged movie reels reviews
we were so good together once. what happened? damn...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-19-06 - Complete
49. i don't want to fight anymore reviews
i don't know what to say to you. i'm sick of this war. sick...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-19-06 - Complete
50. the artist reviews
a killer artist
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-19-06 - Complete
51. ocean eyed cocaine reviews
i'm addicted to this girl. and those eyes... those blue, blue eyes... my god, those eyes.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
52. addiction comes full circle reviews
my two addictions: you and the other one...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
53. down my facade reviews
playing with words late at night. lol. i don't know, maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. it was late, i was overtired and bored. by the way, it's not just jibberish. it's an actual poem. a few people have figured it out, but 'in theory' was the first.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-18-06 - Complete
54. anger bang reviews
revenge in a condom
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-06 - Complete
55. crimson nectar reviews
a revision of an old poem i wrote WAY back in the day. it was published under the title 'final solution' on another site a long time ago.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-06 - Complete
56. blood for oil reviews
bushiraqbloodoillies
Poetry: Politics - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-17-06 - Complete
57. i'll show you emo reviews
MATURE LANGUAGE! i'm sick of the label emo and everything that comes with it. read this, i'll show you emo...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-5-06
58. no guns for your hands reviews
an experiment on two fronts: written as a rebuttal peice to guns for hands by Andrew Scott Schilling, which i put in my favorites if you wanna take a look at it, and i think it has kind of a hip hop feel to it. lol. i am SOO not a rapper...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-4-06
59. oily blood reviews
second attempt at haiku.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-06
60. the kiss reviews
my first haiku. hmmm...
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-06
61. the party girl reviews
WARNING: MATURE CONTENT - i slept with a girl at a party who's beautiful but annyoying as hell
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-3-06
62. the promises of your sex reviews
defenseless against the shade of her lipstick... had to change the title. it's been brought to my attention that titles have to be G rated...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-1-06
63. my friend reviews
(not sure if i wanna add to this) a little something about snakes masquerading
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-06
64. invisibility splattered red reviews
repost/another one about a suicidal girl. i don't know why i like the concept as much as i do. there's something heart-breakingly sexy 'bout it, i guess...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-27-06
65. cold shoulder of god reviews
god don't take personal calls no more. it's all business these days...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-26-06
66. what now? reviews
bored with life, nothin' to write about... [this poem sucks goat balls]
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-06
67. finally free reviews
resubmitted with corrections. not about anyone or anything. just wrote it for the sake of writing. oh yeah, it's about a suicidal girl.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-06
68. i'm already dead reviews
just feelin' blah...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-22-06
69. addict reviews
a revised version of "love is just another face of addiction"
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-22-06
70. the way we live reviews
a shortened version of an older poem by the same title...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-14-06
71. bone to pick with god reviews
WARNING! may offend some readers. this isn't a huge, orchastrated assualt on god or anything, but it is kinda like poking at him with a stick to see if he's alive...
Poetry: Religion - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-13-06
72. legacy of lady c reviews
the seduction of lady cocaine...
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-12-06
73. would you be worth my anger if i didn't love you? reviews
it's not cool to beat women. it's a double edged sword, really. if you get your ass kicked by a girl, you're nothing. but if you kick a girl's ass, you're still nothing...
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-11-06
74. when albert ate grace reviews
albert fish cut up grace budd with a hack saw and ate her, alledgedly savouring her buttocks most, because it's the fattiest part of the human body...eeeeeew
Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-06 - Complete
75. we are the youth we are the future we are venom reviews
i don't really like this one. please, hit me back and let me know if it sucks...well, sucks worse than the others, anyway...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-8-06
76. daddy's girl reviews
i was watching this dirty movie this one time and i couldn't escape the deadinside look this beautiful woman had in her eyes... i assumed she had daddy issues...heh heh. by the way, this is not about child abuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-7-06
77. just one weightless breath reviews
meh...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-06
78. sometimes reviews
inspired by a good friend who was left by her boyfriend.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-06
79. love story reviews
she's such a pretty liar...
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-06
80. bless you
i just wanted her to suffer a little bit...
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Published: 9-7-06
81. bloody apologies reviews
somtimes love leads to murder...what can ya do, right?
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-06
82. everything you reviews
i wrote this a few years back. a little dramatic, i think...
Poetry: Love - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-7-06
83. infective reviews
hating on the human waste
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-6-06
84. easy out reviews
who says suicide is easy?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-5-06
85. i hate the way awakening feels reviews
i was doing nothing but getting up and getting high for a long time...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-5-06