I'm Master Of The Livestrong. You know, those little rubber bands that people wear on their wrists to support diseases. Yeah, well, I'm the master of them. Really, I'm literaly the master of those things. Seriouslly. I've got ten on one arm and five on the other. I'm working towards collecting them all!

Now I'll tell you a little bit about myself. I like to collect livestrongs. That's all you need to know.