I will never, never forget you or forsake you
Hebrews 13, verse 5

UPDATES! YAY

Back in school again, maxwell plays the fool again...

Yeah, school is a bit nutsy right now. actually, it's a lot nutsy. I'm in an early morning PE class (weight room stuff), as well as in PE Leadership, so each week I'm kinda physically exhausting myself. I've also got all my acedemic classes this semester-Planning, Math, Science, Spanish, and English. but wait, May! there are only 4 classes per semester! That is very true, however, because I am the way I am, I'm taking Planning online, and PE/Math are linear. so as well as physically exhausting myself, I'm mentally exhausting myself...that, and I swear, High School is SUCH a soap opera. people are so freaking dramatic...

BIT 'BOUT ME

I've decided to do my 'Bit 'bout me' section differently...

NAME: well...you can call me Dyin2Live, or May, if you really want

AGE: 15 (16 in...12 months!)

DOB: September 11th

CURRENT USERNAME: Dyin2Live-John3.7

CURRENT PROFILE IMAGE: Whatever doesn't kill You Makes you Stranger--X3 go joker!

RELIGION: Christian

POB (PLACE OF BIRTH): Canada! yeah! it pwnz n00bz!

PETS: XD well...we decided to keep 2 puppies...so, my current pets are...Suki (White German Shepherd, female, 5 years old), Pixel (White German Shepherd, male, 10 weeks old), Blessing (White German Shepherd, female, 10 weeks old), and 4 fish

FRIENDS: Death Metaphor (mimi, mah bestest best bud), Toan the Blue hamster (on fanfiction), and voltage axe (fanfiction)

FAV. ANIME: Death Note

FAV. MANGA: um...probably Fruits Basket (or Death Note)

FAV. BOOK: that is a toughy...I'll just stick with lots

FAV. TV SHOW: Video on Trial, Wipeout

FAV. BAND: Maybe...I think either Linkin Park or Christian Hillsongs United

FAV. MOVIE CHARACTER: definately either V (V for Vendetta, Hugo Weavings), The Phantom (The Phantom of the Opera, Gerard Butler), Sweeney Todd (Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Jonny Depp), or The Joker (Dark Knight, Heath Ledger)

FAV. MOVIE: V for Vendetta, The Phantom of the Opera, Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Dark Knight, Jesus Christ Superstar, and The Last Unicorn

FAV. BIBLE VERSES: Romans 8:38-39, Ephesians 2:8-9, Eccleastices 3, John 14:3

STORIES CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Things Get Stranger. I've put Shades of Grey on hold till I get some inspiration.

QUOTES!

"If I had a dollar for every brain you didn't have, I'd have...um...uh...Lots!" - Me

"Life is like a bowl of assorted chocolates. Each one makes you want to hork it back up again." -My Friend Sara(somebody you wouldn't know)

"Oh...it's you." -Mimi says this whenever she sees me, basically.

"Oh God...What do you want?" -Toan says that whenever he sees me...hmm...

"Whenever there's an ackward silence, a gay baby is born" -one girl in my art class said that when the whole room was quiet...

"I swear Cat, you pee on my bed again, I'll skin you alive and feed your carcass to the dogs." -Me. The cat peed on my bed, and I threatened her when I saw her in my room again. she just sorta looked at me, then kept exploring. You can't threaten a cat.

"...Yay. so now, whenever I come out of the shower, I'll smell like my favourite dairy product." -Mum bought me some Yogurt body wash. that was my response.

"...May, you're such a 3-year-old." -Toan. XD I was telling him about this beret I found in my garage. then when I told him about the pompom on top, that was his response.

"...But I don't wanna go to math! it's too boring and easy!" -Toan "Your Mom's boring and easy!" -me "...woah May. didn't know you had it in ya." -toan. I swear, it was an automated response. I didn't even think about that.

MAY'S AMAZING SPEECH GOOF-UPS! (you'd think I was ESL)

This might be due to the fact that I may be slightly dyslexic (not like, i cant spel at al, but just enough to get these amazing speech goof-ups)

"Warbal Gloming is a serious issue!" CORRECTION: Global Warming is a serious issue

"Awww...It's yoshi! he's so cute!" CORRECTION: Aww...It's YUKI (from FB)! he's so cute!"

"Time flies like a banana!" CORRECTION: Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

"Don't worry, your bassist is here!" -me "You're not a fish May, it's bassist." -toan CORRECTION: I was pronouncing it like BASS-ist, when it's actually pronounced BASE-ist

"I have to find the rabbit!" CORRECTION: I have to find the washroom. but cut me some slack, I was half asleep

"It was the grain of rice that tipped the camel's back!" CORRECTION: It was the grain of rice that tipped the scale. The straw broke the camel's back

"I like the show Destum SEED Gundamiy." CORRECTION: I like the show Gundam SEED Destiny...but not any more!

"Brood Blothers!" CORRECTION: Blood Brothers!

"I don't jump on your bread." CORRECTION: I don't jump on your bed.

"Fens of a heather flop together." CORRECTION: Hens of a feather flock together.

WORDS OF WISDOM (and my little side comments)

Never, under ANY circumstances, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. seriously, DON'T DO IT!

Never test the depth of water with both feet. who knew water could get so deep?

If you give somebody 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. true, true

It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal the neighbour's newspaper, that's the time to do it. Good advice...And their annoying dog isn't out before dawn either...

Don't be irreplaciable. if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. one of those lessons you learn right after you need it.

If you think that nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. true...but sad...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. How do they stand that! all they do is sit there and stare at the water!

A TRUE FRIENDSHIP POEM (NOT WRITTEN BY ME)

My friend when you are sad...
I shall get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who got you sad

when you are blue
I shall try and dislodge whatever is choking you

When you smile
I shall know that you finally got laid

When you are scared
I shall rag you about it every chance I get

When you are worried
I shall tell you a whole bunch of horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining

When you are confused
I shall use little words to explain it to your dumb ass

When you are sick
Stay away from me. I don't want to catch what you have

When you fall
I shall point and laugh at you

This is my oath, I pledge till the end.
Why may you ask? because you're my friend!

QUESTIONS ABOUT CANADA!

Since Canada is hosting the 2010 Winter Olympics, a lot of other countries have suddenly become curious about Canada. Remember folks, these are actual questions. I'm not making them up.

Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?( England)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q:I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles. take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? ( Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto, Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? ( England)
A: What, did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? ( USA)
A: Af-ri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-Nada is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary . Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? ( USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?( England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do .

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA)
A: Aus-t ri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary , straight after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? ( Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada?( USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs .

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? ( USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?( Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

if you're canadian...this is pretty funny. if you're not...welcome to canada. come naked.

MY JOKER OBSESSION!

Mkay, so, mi hermano and I went to go see The Dark Knight during our long summer vacation, and, I can now say that I LOVE THE JOKER! HE FRIGGIN PWNZ N00BZ! I mean, seriously, Heath Ledger did a friggin awesome job (may he rest in peace). sooooooooooooo awesome! so now, I'm like, sorta obsessed with the joker. and, my bestest bud mimi tells me that she's getting me a joker poster for my b-day! I is so happy! Thank you so much Mimi!

WHAT I 'AVE WRITTEN! (and am going to write! The rest is still unwritten XD)

So...I guess I should talk about what stories/poems I have written/am going to write.
Actually, I have a couple stories I'm thinking of writing...if I get anywhere with them, I'll put them up.

Do You Remember?: This one I got while I was standing at the cenotaph. I was watching the veterans march and wondered how they felt. Dedicated to My Opa, may he forever rest in peace.

Lest We Forget: A Remembrance Day inspired poem. This poem's sorta different from my others because I had a set plan when writing it (usually, the poems just come to me, and I write them down. I'm like a vessel). I'm pleased to say that it turned out very well!

Come and Talk to Me: I wrote this one after I was feeling really down and out. I was a mess...and you know what I did? I prayed to God, and told him everything on my mind. that I was sorry that my faith was so weak, and that I wanted to get to know him more. after my prayer, while I was all drippy (yes, I had been crying), I wrote this poem. one of my non depressed poems _

You Said: I wrote this one during my grade 7 year. I submitted it to the year book. It's about a broken promise, and feeling betrayed

Moon Beam: I can't actually remember when I wrote this, but it was a while ago...Grade...5 or 6...It was originally written as 'shadow, shadow in the night'.

What I did today Mom: This is a very recent addition that I wrote this year. It's about bullying, and how it kills.

The chaos is screaming: another recent one, I wrote this after watching 'The dead Poet's society'. It's kinda about our planet...

The Perfect Girl: I wrote this after reading a different poem. It talked about a perfect girl who wasn't so perfect. My poem talks about the fact that everyone can succumb to pressure.

Through Heaven's Eyes: Another movie inspiration. After watching 'The Prince of Egypt' inspiration struck (one of the songs in those movies is Through heavens eyes). It's about a person who doesn't realize they like somebody till they look at that person through Heaven's eyes.

Things Get Stranger: Wren is a 14-year-old orphan. She lives in an orphanage, where she was found wandering around in the courtyard 2 years ago. unfortunately for Wren, she has amnesia, due to some severe head trauma she recieved when she was younger, and can't remember anything about her past. All she wants to do now is start her life over again. When she's finally adopted, she gets that chance. 2 years pass. Due to some complications with her homeschooling, Wren is sent to a boarding school 50 miles from nowhere. There, her past finally catches up with her, and Wren learns that no matter how normal life can seem, Things Get Stranger.

Dyin2Live
John 3:7

You should not be surprised at me saying 'You must be born again'
John 3, verse 7