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since: 09-21-06, id: 541161
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Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Fantasy.

1.31.08: Pringles is updated. Hellz yeah. Totallyz. Peace out. (See, this is why I can never be gangsta)

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Nara (Nara Merald) does this on her page. And I like to steal other peoples...stuff...s...stuffz. Stuffzzz. Yes. Stuffzzz.

...of the moment:

Song: Air - Playground Love

Book: I am Legend by Richard Matheson

Anime: Death Note and Iroki Iroki Romantan (yaoi) I think that's what its called. BUT It's Yamane Ayano's first anime~~~ Yayz.

Manga: Haven't bought any recently.

Original Fiction: I dunno. I'm behind.

Quote: Blah.

Fanfiction: Death Note fanfiction~~~ Hellz yeah. Light x L, pplz.

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Story Ideas: (in order of...pre-production...)

Title: Untitled

Summary: Wyrm is Cale's nerdy, bug freak boyfriend. Who spends more time with his larvae than he does Cale. When the bug catching club gets cancelled, Wyrm seeks Cale out to seduce the principal's adorably clueless son to get it back. But what happens when Cale starts to fall in love with the principal's son? And what happens when Wyrm continues to want Cale to seduce the principal's son even though the club is back?

Title: Untitled

Summary: Nick hates his job, he hates his wife, he hates his kids and he hates his stupid fucking neighbor that keeps being so fucking sexy and sending passes at him.

Title: Pretty Boys Lick The Icecream From The Cone and then Die of Overdose

Summary: 22-year old Sven sells icecream. During the winter no one buys icecream. He decides to sell drugs from his icecream truck to pay for his brother's stomach tube. His brother with multiple personalities. (One of them likes him but shhh) Life can only get worse when Officer Ryan Phillips decides to make his life a living hell.

Title: Helium and NV-ious Lips

Summary: After Noah's elder brother dies in a plane crash, he is forced to become the head of his family's company since he is the elder twin by two minutes. His brother, Jesse, will do everything he can to make sure Noah...well...dies. Contains mucho twincestual seckz. (Names are undecided)

Title: Murder In The Red Barn

Summary: There's a murder going on in Fantasy Island (off the coast of Quaker Oats Village) And the only one that can solve it is as high as a kite. Not your typical murder mystery. Inspired by Twin Peaks and Saw. Sideffects may include a lust for transvestites, heavy drug usage, insanity, the urge to torture random people, and spontaneous humping of random objects.

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Webcomics are the devil. Never ever ever read them. But in case you do...

All of them are m/m, slash, yaoi, shounen-ai, boy x boy love whatever you want to call it.

MTranc3 : Another gem by Dina Situ (Pandect). It's...well...hard to describe. There's something about it that makes you want more, though. That and it's funnily depressing..

So Common, So Cheap : This was recommended to me by the lovely Momoro and omgomgomgomgomg, I loved it so much. It's hilarious. Just...hilarious. God. Just...god. And since it so hilarious and just...god I feel the need to quote something from it:

"I cut myself 10x a day, I cry myself to sleep at night, my parents don't understand me because I hate myself, I only have one best friend, and I only wear black."

"Oh yeah? Well, I cut myself 15x a day, I cry every 30 minutes, my parents don't understand me cuz I'm gay, I have absolutely zero friends (outside of myspace) and don't you know purple and blue is emo? Black is for goths you noob."

Sublunary : Omg. The sex scenes will devour you. I'm speaking from experience here. They devor your soul, your mind, your being, man. Your being. Sublunary's one of those awesome webcomics that just stops. They ALWAYS stop. It's like a fucking curse upon webcomics. But the sex scenes are good parting memories so who cares? Also, it has sci-fi and shota.

Soccer Is Full Of Cheese: This webcomic DOES update. I know. It's amazing, isn't it? Yes. It is. Anyways, it's full of lurvly shouen-ai goodnes and it causes fangirlish giggling and mass hysteria.

Vampirates: I've only finished chapter one because I suck and I'm lazy but it's pretty good so far. Vampires, shounen-ai and pirates. The stuff heaven's made of.

Phantasmagoria: The art is orgasmic. It's all gothicy and visuel kei-y and it has vampires. Feel the love, man. Feel it. It updates too. I think...

Hybrid Genesis: Alright, this story makes me so mad. So, so mad. It's amazing, absolutely amazing but it's discontinued or whatever. Fucking fuck fuck fuck. But it's worth the look. It has angels and stuff.

Arcana: Another webcomic that makes me want to break the walls and everything else because it's all stopped and stuff. But check it out. It's awesome.

Breath: I got suckered into reading this because I heard it updates. But it's pretty good. If you can get through the first chapter without dying of confusion then yeah. It's amazing.

Pandect: I just started reading this and I'm fucking obsessed. My friend's been trying to get me to read it for ages and I finally caved. It's good. Embrace it, love it, own it. 2/16/07: I finished this a couple weeks ago. It's adorable and just amazing and yeah. Read it. It has animal people and stuff. And sexy characters that lick stuff and servants.

I've read tons of webcomics but they always stop. There's this one that's just so fucking adorable but I promised myself I'd never click on the site ever again because it makes me so mad that it doesn't update and yeah. But if you're like me, lazy, you'll only want to read two or one. If this is the case you MUST read Pandect, So Common - So Cheap, and Soccer Is Full Of Cheese. You must, man, you must.

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A picture of Ashton...

http://www.iballer.com/models/aa_malemodels/malemodels_AF/fimmel_travis/pages/t1_jpg.htm

I saw that picture way before I ever wrote TCTTA and then a friend showed it to me after I wrote it and I was like...shocked. So shocked. It's so beautiful. The model played Tarzan on TV once. So beautiful.

The Ashton smile...

http://www.womenrepublic.co.uk/entertainment/fimmel/tv11.htm

God. I love Travis Fimmel. There's this picture of him with this giant boner (in speedos too!) and I was like OHMYGOD when I saw it. So sexy. Anyways...

Johnathonnnnnn...

http://models.com/model_culture/model_of_week/david/1.html

Such a pretty jock.

Elijahhhh...

http://models.com/model_culture/model_of_week/johnny/7.html

Ugly bellybutton, though.

Quentinnnn in the blue...

http://portfolios.models.com/image.cfm?mid=-37683&image=151612

FANART:

My beautiffulll fanartzzz...

Trent and Cole: http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa148/Lalalimlimlo/colent.jpg by p.gratissima - I could seriously cum to that picture.

Ashton: http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t34/NakedPenguinFetus/Ashton_by_Magalina.jpg by magalina

Cole: http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t34/NakedPenguinFetus/cole.jpg by Oxi3Doki3

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My myspace: http://www.myspace.com/deus_futuere for my fans only. I don't know why I made it that way but whatever.




1. Pringles: The Opera » reviews
Peyton's hobbies: Elle, cleaning, writing poetry, cooking, ice cream, avoiding aspiring porn star stepbrother, and NOT being gay. Full summary inside. MxM
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,944 - Reviews: 137 - Updated: 1-31-08 - Published: 12-5-07
2. The Cole Turns To Ash » reviews
COMPLETE. 16 year old Cole is sarcastic, apathetic, pessimistic, and just well...a lump of coal. The complete opposite of one Ashton Matthews... Slash, male x male love
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 200,418 - Reviews: 824 - Updated: 9-20-07 - Published: 12-27-06
3. Novocaine Abusers reviews
A collection of my favorite fairytales that I have corrupted and made them slash...ified. Heavy morbidity. MxM
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 2-19-07 - Published: 2-19-07
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