ANNOUNCEMENTS:

NEW STORY ANNOUNCEMENT: Blarry Squawker and the Philanthropist's Pinecone!

8.27 Well, we've started another one! we are going to finish hatapalooza someday, we've just been busy and Yalime won't ever help me :( And I doubt that we will ever finish blarry squawker either. but you never know! Anyways, we weren't sure if we were crossing that line and going into fanfiction with blarry squawker, but we figured since we have changed (we hope) all the names and anything that you could associate with harry potter at least slightly, it won't be a problem having it on fiction press. but anyways, we are hoping to have seven "books", i remember we were trying to figure out what we should do for the seventh one the day before it came out. We were like, we could make up a story for it right now and go with that when we come to it, or we can just read teh seventh one tomorrow and spoof that... we still haven't decided yet.

anyways, i know no one reads this so i shall stop typing now. Au revoir!

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Our friend Inafets is allowed to submit stories to this account, so get used to it! Juan the psychopath is her amazing creation.

Geez louise. i'm sorry it's been so long. midterms are coming up and things are getting crazy around here.

HATAPALOOZA:
1.6 Chapter 12 is up. finally. we've been writing it FOREVER, i just finished it, yalime never wants to help me anymore, but now it's finally done. I think that hatapalooza is going to end soon :( We know what's going to happen in the last few chapters or so, but we've run out of things to do in between. So you might be seeing teh end soon. :(((((( in the meantime, keep checking back for updates!

12.2Oh my goodness we've gotten to chapter 11! Now y'all should know something (if anyone actually reads this). Yalime and I never follow through with anything. So now, we've totally finished our movie (check fanfiction.com) , and we've gotten further than we ever thought we would get with Hatapalooza! (Of course, we never thought we would get past that first line, the one about massacaring the socks or w/e, I didn't write it, you know).

NEW STORY ANNOUNCEMENT: THE DREAM WALKERS Yes that's right. We're writing a new story. A serious one. Yes, we can write seriously, it's just that a lot of the time we choose not too. It takes much more concentration to write seriously. ANYWAYS. We submitted one chapter, but we're going to wait to submit more chapters, we need to get the details worked out before we put up too much. And the first chapter could be changed someday, or it could turn out to be the prologue or something. Just...whatever.

Name: Yalime and Alokin. Those are our names. Really.

Age: We lost count 3(7x-25y)= 9x-57y years ago.

Hobbies: Writing, being cool, playing with staples, sniffing Pixie Stix, going to football games and making fun of both teams, Bundee Jumping, planting Skittles, licking stamps, being totally un-emo, un-gangsta, and un-prep/jocky, cause we're cool like that.

Favorite Authors: Douglas Adams, J.R.R. Tolkien, Garth Nix, S.E. Hinton, Eoin Colfer, Dan Brown, Lemony Snicket, Nancy Farmer and Yalime Alokin.

Influences: Monty Python,Young Frankenstein, J.R.R. Tolkien, J.K. Rowling, Eoin Colfer, Lemony Snicket, Douglas Adams, my dad, our friend Stephanie, and pineapples.

Favorite color: A toliet paper roll juggling twelve bandanas and a giant Q-tip. Read "Hatapalooza" if you are banging your head against the keyboard in confusion.

Favorite genre to read: Fantasy, humor, emo-death (just kidding), horror.

Favorite genre to write: Humor! and that's about it.

Favorite Song: Beethoven's fourth symphony

Fetishes: None.

OCD: Yes.

ADHD: Probably

BYOB: Uh...

Schizophrenia: Do you have a problem with Jerry??

SSS (stupid stuttering syndrome): D-d-d-d-definitely not.

Pointing Complex: No. (INSIDE JOKE ALERT) you will see this a lot

Caffeine/Sugar Limit: Dangerously low, especially when the sugar in question is Kool-Aid powder.

Anything Else: Yes.

Time to write it: No. But I'll be back.

11.08.06: Well, I'm back.

11.12.06: We have decided that pineapples are beast. Yes. Get over it. (Alokin laughed when I typed this.)

12.3.06: Hello, all. Well, not much to report. Oh, wait. We now have a fanfiction account (under the same name) and there is a lot of cool new stuff there, so check it out. Also, several new chapters are up for Hatapalooza, so R&R! Luvs. ~Yalime