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About l'auteur... ('the author' in French. I'm totally that cool.)

I am seventeen. My name is MA--INE, fill in the blanks with a DEL. That's why the nickname Della makes me smile.
I write you story. You write me story. I give you tips. You give me criticism. We friends for life.

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1. Ode to the Dead Stories, Or How I Met your Mother reviews

Did I mention that I miss you? Well I do. All of you. You little hoes who write good stories and then just disappear. This is for you. And for your stories.

Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-18-08

2. Memento Mori reviews

Due to mysterious circumstances involving arson and dismemberment, the Fishburnes have moved to Nettleknife County in a bit of a hurry. Entails an imposter, hypersomnia, insomnia, crucifixes, dreams of ghosts, and the possibility of an antichrist.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-20-08 - Published: 1-20-08

3. Sharpen Your Tongue » reviews

This could be about a vampire. It might be about a zombie. To be honest, animation after death is a pretty vague notion.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,183 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 12-13-07 - Published: 9-3-07

4. Bedlam » reviews

Ethan Macintosh escaped to the circus with his malformed brothers as a way to escape reality. Too bad he’s planning on killing himself in a month. Until then, there might be a little mayhem, a little bedlam.

Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-23-07 - Published: 10-9-07

5. Draems reviews

The heroine of this saccharine serenade might be a manic depressive and a compulsive liar, but I am the dashing, intellectual hero. I shall easily squander her feelings. Eventually.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-22-07 - Published: 11-22-07

6. Bellum Gothicum » reviews

There was once a banshee with no manners, a goblin lacking social skills, the corpse of a nineteen year old girl, a fairy in the form of a cockroach, a strangely hairy little boy, some Sprite, and the girl whose name was on no one's lips.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,275 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-14-07 - Published: 6-1-07

7. The Anatomy of the Psyche reviews

Of death and boxes.

Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-24-06 - Published: 11-24-06