Call me Ishmael.

Actually, don't. I'll mail-order curse you if you do.

I like sporks, mopeds, tube socks, black cats, safety pins, paperclips, YouTube, duct tape, masking tape, scotch tape, packaging tape, tape in general, WebComics, ears, collar bones, sexy backs coughdrummerfromsaosincough, chocolate, movies, and long walks on the beach.

Just kidding about the long walks on the beach thing.

I hate dressing up, Thanksgiving with my parents' friends, and axe murderers.

Axe murderers are my greatest irrational fear followed closely by mannequins and then circuses.

So, I've only got up one story right now, and it's going to stay that way until I finish it.DELETED ON 1/25/08 Well, unless I wanna put up a one shot or something.

Also, if anyone could tell me how to spell "I love you" in Japanese, that would be awesome. I know how to say it, but not spell it. (Much thanks to Mephistophelian for actually telling me! T'was much appreciated.)

Also, I somehow made the stupid mistake of deleting the prologue to Insert Title Here, but since it's just a prologue it's not all important, but it's kinda important for character purposes and all... Yeah? So, anyway, if anyone wants that up just send me a private message and I'll figure out somewhere to put it.

One more thing! If anyone wants someone to look over their chapters or stories, or even their homework for school I would be more than happy to do so, so feel free to ask. In fact, please ask because I love editing... probably more than I should. XD

~Misprocuous

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