Profile revamped and updated. Read and suffer eternal neuron loss. -evil laugh-

Name: Darth Vyper on fanfic, Icy Vampire Chick on fictionpress.

Nicknames: Jo, Jojo, Piper, Lynn, Jocelyn, Vamplet, Horny Vamplet, Crazy Bitch, Scary Girl, Fierce Chick, Yellowy.

Age: 20

Sex: Female

Current Occupation: Writer/Medical Bioscience Student at Monash University.

Dreams: To be a professional writer and actress. I would like to study zoology or veterinary science as well. But I'm stuck as a Medical Bioscientist. Grrr...

Physical profile: 47 kg, 5'3 1/2 ( 160.5 cm ), silver eyes with dyed light reddish-brown hair ( which are both naturally deep brown ) and fair peach-brown skin.

Current residence: -cricket chirps in the background- Um... nowhere ?

Hobbies: Writing, reading, sketching, exercising, playing with my dog.

Current Works:

In Progress:- Smitten and Bitten (Full novel - unsure whether publishing is intended someday - with a miscellany of supernatural species thrown in the mix).

Completed:- Forsaken (Mystery/Suspense Oneshot with dark elements) and Halloween (Suspense Oneshot with twists).

Before someone asks, all my oneshots are fully intended to remain as oneshots, unless majority of the reviewers want the story to continue. Which by then, I shall evaluate my schedule and check up on the story to see whether it is worth continuing. My full novel stories shall be continued however, at all costs.

Pets: Snowball (dog) (I used to have hamsters - mum got rid of them because my sis was asthmatic-, birds - one of them died so we set the other one free-, a tank full of tropical fish -dad got annoyed he had to clean the tank, so he aided in the fishnapping of my fishes by my uncle-, terrapins - one ate the other up. Don't ask. Seriously.-, chameleons -sadly, they ran off from my garden when my dad cemented the porch. But I thought I saw one a week ago - oh yeah! There's a SURVIVOR!)

Personal stuff: I am an artist, an ex-pianist (I can still play), a writer and a soprano singer. I'm writing my first fictional romance book at the moment and I'm most probably getting it published by the end of this year. I'm brainy (in a scientific way - I have an IQ level of 140, it's not higher sadly, because I'm born premature so my brain isn't fully developed. Don't worry, I'm not psychotic. Much. ) and I LOVE the arts. They are my passion and soul. I speak a variety of different languages: English, Malay, Tamil, Russian, Chinese and Indonesian (a bit)

Fav. colour: Black, blue, red, purple. Yup. Emo is me. At times.

Fav. food: Cheese and chocolate.

Fav. drink: Milkshake, orange juice, chocolate flavored milk.

Fav. books: The Undead Series by Mary Janice Davidson, The Dark-Hunter Series by Sherrilyn Kenyon, Anne Rice novels, Darren Shan Saga by Darren Shan (loved this when I was a little kid), The Argeneau Vampire Series by Lynsay Sands, The Charmed series (Especially the one called "As Puck would have it" or something like that, I can't actually remember), The Guy Next Door, Every Boy's Got One.

Fav. Movie: X-men (1st and 2nd one especially), Spiderman (the 3rd one ROCKS!), Star Wars (I was brought up in a 'you must honour "The Battle Between the Sith and the Jedi" ', don't ask), Chronicles of Narnia, Van Helsing, Just My Luck, She's the Man, The Sixth Sense, The Pink Panther, Yours, Mine and Ours (The new version), Sky High, Dracula Dead and Loving It, Night at The Museum, Transformers, Hot Fuzz ... and a whole lot more, so I guess I better stop the rambling.

Fav. Animal: Wolves, Horses, Dogs, Tigers, Snakes and basically I LOVE all the animals (except the creepy ones like leeches and caterpillars).

Fav. Mystical Animal: Dragon, Phoenix, Griffin, Unicorn.

My family: Dr. Peter (the coolest and most hyped up dad in the world, not too mention the most sadistic doc on the planet), Florence (my whacky mum who has a really bad sense of direction. I swear we were going round and round in the parking lot because she kept missing the exit), Rowena (my annoying little sister who is also labelled as 'Brat', 'Bratiox', 'Le Brat', 'rodent', 'shrew', 'twig' or at certain times 'maggot') and me! (The nut of the family which is deemed as 'mischievious' and 'hyper' by most of my friends). We are all whacky and insane backstage, but when you meet us - we become the world's most dignified people on the planet. Hypocrisy - I know.

Ok... Back to embarassing moments :

"Jo, your zip is open." - A friend of mine (7 years ago)

"Ewww... Mummy! She (points at me) picked her nose!" - My younger sis who surprisingly has escaped my plans for a much awaited painful death (just joking, I'm not a sadist... At least, not that much).

"Mummy, Jesus just came down the plane!" - Me at the airport after I saw this guy who really looked like Jesus.

"You're not a present from heaven, you're a giftbox from hell." - Me towards my annoying sister.

"With a great computer comes great power, with great power comes great responsibility. Take care of the laptop, mummy." - Me towards my mum who just got a new laptop.

I can't remember anymore for now...

Fav. Mix-ups : ( these incidents occured all on the same day , my mum decided to blame it on the food )

1. Mum : Snowball , release darling !

The rest of us : Huh ?

2. Sis : Mummy , I banged the wall on my knee.

3. Me : I ate bread with toasted milk.

4. Sis : It didn't step on my tail !

Okay , finally it's on to my muses. I got quite a number ... ( Please take note that the first nine muses are all vampires. And quit giving me those weird looks, people. Frankly speaking, I don't how 'vampirism' entered my head in the first place. )

1. Scott Raven:- Kind, caring, understanding, romantic and main muse - the companionship muse which keeps me happy when I'm lonely and up when I'm down.

2. Zan (Alexander):- Leadership muse, completely authorative and rarely emerges unless I'm in my element. I'm kinda scared off him actually, but don't tell him I said that...

3. Kay (Kaymond):- More secretive muse, always disappears and finds Stan highly annoying. Meh, he's not around in my head most of the time. Only God knows where he goes...

4. Stan (Stanley):- Funny muse, always clumsy and loves infuriating Kay to the brink of insanity... I think he's partially gay.

5. Ryan :- Patient muse, peacekeeper and always tries to stop Kay from murdering Stan. He's always somewhere in the background, that one...

6. Eric :- Youngest muse of all. Quiet and really good advisor. Emotionally upset about certain things in life. Yup, I really adore his perspective opinions and that cute smile...

7. Khiran :- Fatherly muse, commanding, overprotective and wary of Scott. He's just too darn freaky and possesive - I seriously need to give him a book on 'How to Loosen Up Your Pompous-fartherliness' for Christmas...

8. Gerard :- Mostly fades into the shadows but I have a feeling he has something to do with my artistic and writing talents. He's so discreet and antisocial...

9. Shawn :- Really quiet and a pacifist. Very reserved and calm muse. I would be considered supremely lucky if he dropped by at least once a year...

10. Vyper :- Technically pure evil and all out for ass kicking - kind of gangsterish and quite volatile for a demon. She's one side of me you don't want to cross; trust me on that one...

11. Lynn :- Pure angelic; the softer and more compassionate side in me that rarely emerges of late due to the continuous pressures in my life. Alas, Vyper overshadows Lynn most of the time when everything around me just crumbles...

That's all for the muses!

And sadly, that's all for my profile : Tune in to all my original creations people! Hasta la Vista for now!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.