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Jack Saucy
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since: 10-01-06, id: 542266, Profile edited: 06-05-08
Author has written 33 stories for Love, Life, Humor, Thriller, General, Friendship, General, Historical, and Nature.

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Hello to whoever may actually be taking their time to read this! I know my pen name is Jack Saucy, but I'm most certainly female, so call me "Jackie." I enjoy writing poetry and fiction stories the most, but a few summers ago, I decided to chance a historical fiction story, which turned out wonderfully according to all who have read it. I have been published in The Acorn magazine twice, and have been published in my school's literary arts magazine multiple times as well. I am hoping to get my latest story published soon. Other than writing, I am in the Blue Heat! show choir in my high school and am a varsity long-jumper for the track team. Why I'm varsity, I shall never know, but so be it. I'm "Queen Pessimist" and "Lord of Sarcasm", so I'm pretty dry with my humor and what-not. Basically, if I insult you, it's my sarcasm at work unless said otherwise. Don't like it? Well too bad. I am using this site to post my poetry, short stories, conspiracy theories, scripts, and other pieces I have been working on over the years. I absolutely ADORE advice and critisism, so don't hesitate to contact me about a piece if you would like! Enjoy!

5/6/08: Killing Time is officially done! After three years of work, I have completed the final revisions and have uploaded it here. I didn't like the layout of the multiple chapters, so I just left it as one giant whole. It's still comprehensive, no worries, but just know that the chapter separations are marked in bold within the story.




1. The Clarity of Emeralds reviews
Tentative title A narrative poem that speaks of walking through a redwood forest.
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-6-08 - Published: 7-6-08
2. Patients reviews
This is what happens when I get writer's block. Your thoughts?
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-2-08
3. The Audience reviews
The last guest, the last listener waiting for the end of decrescendo upon memory's stage.
Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-08 - Published: 6-23-08
4. All DolledUp reviews
Maybe someone will pick me up off the shelf...
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 6-11-08
5. The Whisperings of Blackened Feathers reviews
Truly, if I had a choice, this would remain untitled because I have no idea what this means. It just happened. Your interpretations?
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 6-3-08
6. Untitled reviews
I'm not even sure what this means. It sort of just happened, and I'd love some interpretations...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 6-1-08
7. The Checker Game reviews
There is a strict hierarchy to this war of wit, only those who are dead and those who are dying for the "betterment of the kingdom."
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
8. ChokeChained reviews
I'm taking one step forward and two steps back in the choke-chain of footsteps forming the noose around my neck.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-25-08 - Published: 5-25-08
9. ShortWaved reviews
Testing 1, 2, 3. Do you read me?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-13-08 - Published: 5-13-08
10. Fallen reviews
Exsanguinate your soul of embarrassment, doubt, and fear.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
11. The Magic Trick reviews
Will you escape?
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
12. Killing Time
Jack the Ripper and a tale of logic in madness.
Complete - Historical - Fiction Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,991 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-6-08 - Published: 5-6-08
13. Sweet Dreams and Goodnight reviews
No need to worry, honey, I'm just another monster.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08
14. Eden reviews
Cremated dreams fall around spider-leg hands...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08
15. The TRUTH Behind Tickle Me Elmo reviews
Tickle Me Elmo. Evil incarnate.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-12-08 - Published: 1-12-08
16. Smoke Screen reviews
Love is ungraspable, like trying to catch smoke with bare hands. I need help with titling this, please.
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-24-07 - Published: 1-24-07
17. Sirens Tied to a Heartstring Balloon reviews
Sing me the song of your soul. Let me feel the melodies of your spirit...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-06 - Published: 11-27-06
18. The Artist's Mannequin reviews
He only recognizes the feelings embedded in the positions the Artist makes...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-06 - Published: 11-21-06
19. In the Tides
Ever heard that there's more fish in the sea? Well, anyone who has told you that is completely right, just wait for the right fish to be brought by the tides...
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06
20. A Fly Ball reviews
The poem of how a ball is released from the comfort of a glove...
Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 11-6-06
21. Shed a Single Tear reviews
It is far too silent for comfort, my beautiful one...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-06 - Published: 11-6-06
22. A Sketch of Reality reviews
I was inspired by a colored pencil. Seriously. Now, go plan, erase, and sketch your reality.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 10-17-06
23. A Social Hierarchy reviews
I don't even know if you could call this "prose" or not. Hmm. Well, here's my philosophy on stereotypes i guess.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
24. A Knot So Intricate reviews
A poem of a busy mind. I was bored...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 10-9-06
25. False Comforts
The poem of when friends break up...which is what I'm feeling right now.
Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-8-06 - Published: 10-8-06
26. Guess What? IT DIDN'T START WITH PHONETAPPING! reviews
Thought phone-tapping was bad? Well, the government has been using a little childrens' toy to spy on us all along. CODENAME: FURBY.
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
27. Three Letters, Two Words, One Phrase reviews
This is my poem about a wedding that has been published before. Hope you like it!
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
28. A Pane of Glass reviews
A poem about feeling completely invisable.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
29. John Doe reviews
This poem was rated T because it talks about death a lot. It's basically what the whole poem is about, but go ahead and read it.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
30. He Who Held the Night reviews
A Jack the Ripper poem. Hey, I'm "Saucy Jack" Who can blame me?
General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
31. A Game of Cat and Mouse reviews
CHASE THORTON: His father is dead; his mother, a drunk. He's a loner, misunderstood, and a social outcast. But when his father's killer comes to exterminate the only witness to his father's death, it is up to Chase to escape the mouse's trap.
Thriller - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,147 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
32. Barbie: A Friend or a Highly Effective Weapon? reviews
Barbie: next year's weapon!
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
33. A March Down the Road of Life reviews
We all go down the road of life...in fact, we're forced to...but at what speed is our choice.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06
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