'There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.' Henry Kissinger.

'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.' Douglas Adams

'Twilight is the book that helped me to realize that there is no hope for humanity if trash like this can cause such fanaticism'

'If J.K. Rowling isn't careful, she will be staring at a religion based around Harry Potter in about thirty years. That will be fun to watch!'

'Laxatives aren't fun when you take them. But sometimes its hilarious to watch others do.'

'When my family fights. Its not an argument. Its a very small and very well contained war. A war that sometimes puts holes in walls, rips doors off hinges and sometimes (though this is rare) can result in The SWAT team being called in because things like kitchen sinks, cars, and grand pianos are flying out in random directions.'